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Think You've Seen Crazy? Well, KISS MY ASS! - TVgasm

by B-side

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Back at the house, Paula asked her roomies if she had actually started the fight. Svetlana and Jose sort of hemmed and hawed, not wanting to be too cruel and not wanting to get in the middle of it. Leave it to Janelle to lay the smack down. She just out and out stated that Paula started it, and happily filled her in on just how the entire confrontation began. You know that she absolutely relished doing this. You know, we can smell Janelle's inner bitch, but I'm still shocked it has yet to truly surface this season (apparently we're gonna get some of it next week. Cannot wait).

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"Oh HELL to the no!"

Well, Paula realized that all this drama was her doing, and so with tail between her legs, she approached John. He told her that he simply was not going to be around her when she drank, and he also added that she should stop drinking so much. Oh, and that whole anorexic thing -- could you stop doing that too? Thanks! Paula definitely felt bad, and she reminded John that she was trying to improve, even if she was going at a snail's pace. I think "continental drift" would be a more appropriate speed...

We then saw Paula going off to therapy, but darnit! We didn't get to see the session like last time. I guess that whole "privacy" thing kicks in after the first visit. I actually really wanted to see her therapy session just because I think it would be fascinating to see her healing process, but alas, I understood the situation. Certain areas are off-limits, even for reality TV (unless you're a self-absorbed, attention-seeking dolt like Danny Bonnaduce or Jonathan Antin).

Afterwards, Paula filled Tyler (and us) in on this week's session. She explained how she told the psychologist about her showdown with John and how she gets drunk and blacks out all the time, etc. And the shrink's response? "So... do you like looking like a fool?" Ha! Best therapist ever! I love that he snarked her!

Ultimately, Paula admitted that her behavior was ridiculous. She was essentially becoming everyone's entertainment. "I should start charging money for these shows," she said. See? She doesn't mind exploitation after all!

And that was this week's show. We then saw scenes for the next episode, and apparently Jose and Janelle are gonna get into some massive fight. Yay! Battle of the wallflowers!

What did you think about this episode?


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Posted by B-side on May 20, 2006 9:20 PM

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Hurricane Paula strikes again....i love it! Awesome recap.

Posted by: Firecat [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 20, 2006 9:22 PM(#1 of 18)

Great recap, B-Side. When this season first started I was so unhappy that the producers would put a person with such problems in the house but, man, that girl is entertaining. And we probably should all go to hell for watching and laughing but who can stop? I mean, Tyler was right there and laughed! Paula has used up all my sympathy (which wasn't that vast to begin with) and I just feel for her roomies now. One of these days the producers are going to cast a sociopathic serial killer and then they'll be sorry.
Can't wait for the fireworks with Jose and Janelle. To be fair Paula and Svetty are such strong, stupid personalities that it's got to be hard to "shine" around them. Especially if you have no personality to begin with.

Posted by: zevonia [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 20, 2006 9:33 PM(#2 of 18)

MAN, the one episode I miss, Jose speaks. gotta cathc the rerun.

in john's defense i was forced to "stop being a pasty ass" and get a spray tan once and it does taste nasty....and i tried not to breathe and or taste it.

(had to watch a video first too)

Posted by: juxtapoeser [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 20, 2006 10:00 PM(#3 of 18)

BSIDE-
Okay so I thought this had to be a joke in the first minute or so, but oh no, its totally REAL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8aSSBqEEWE&search=real%20world%20key%20west

if you have not seen this, brace yourself

Posted by: wowforyou [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 20, 2006 11:37 PM(#4 of 18)

wow, that was a waste of 6 minutes and 55 seconds. did i miss the exciting part of that video?

i love how we don't see janelle for weeks and then she shows up just to give paula a dirty look. and tyler is such an evil little instigator, i think the funniest part of this episode was watching him try to hold it together and then sending paula off to zach.

Posted by: ldini79 [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 9:39 AM(#5 of 18)

The most interesting thing in that video was the part about the music project. The host said submitted music would be critiqued by "music industry bigwigs" but the text on the screen said "local music djs". I would say those two things are not the same!

Posted by: zevonia [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 10:31 AM(#6 of 18)

Oh man. I haven't seen this episode yet (stupid MTV seems to only play "Yo Momma" and that stupid volleyball or whatever movie now), but you've really built me up for something good. Between the Clipgasm and this recap... well, I'm pretty excited.

Posted by: antebellum [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 11:28 AM(#7 of 18)

Oh, and that video was completely worthless. Only to see three tools thinking they're funny and Zach dancing like the white boy he is.

Posted by: antebellum [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 11:35 AM(#8 of 18)

LOVED the Clipgasm clip.

LOVED the episode, and the "episode". Every time I see it, I crack-up. Paula is so past crazy, I'll bet she has a "Do Not Disturb, Because Already Disturbed" sign on every hotel door she stays in while on tour.

The most amazing part of that Wichita TV station clip was how completely unembarrassed PW seems to be. Every once in a while I check out her My Space page, and NO ONE ever posts about how CRRRaaaaaaayyyyyyZEEEEE she is. Way to go on the positive re-inforcement people.

I'm thinking about doing an iPod compendium of songs containing "crazy" in the title and calling it the Paula Walnuts Collection. Any takers?

Posted by: Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 1:52 PM(#9 of 18)

First love the Whitney reference "Hell to the no" Classic!!!! Can't wait for the next show to see Jose let Janelle have it I have been hoping for that. Just a thought but do you think Paula goes after John b/c he is somewhat her ex-bf Keith in the all-america /frat/white boy but she knows that he could never hit her on TV?

Posted by: Roney12 [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 4:29 PM(#10 of 18)

"Meanwhile, a solitary tear appeared in Paula's eye as she too sat stunned and silently."
that totally reminds me of that 70's environmental commercial where the native american chief cries a solitary tear after someone litters.


Chee-Z-TeeVee Addict- havethe perfect 2 songs: "crazy" by gnarls barkely (really good song) and, of course "crazy" by britney spears

Posted by: anonym. [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 21, 2006 4:32 PM(#11 of 18)

Tyler cracking up was hilarious. And Jose was not making any sense to me.

Posted by: mizta [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 22, 2006 1:56 AM(#12 of 18)

"BSIDE- Okay so I thought this had to be a joke in the first minute or so, but oh no, its totally REAL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8aSSBqEEWE&search=real%20world%20key%20west

if you have not seen this, brace yourself"

-- What's the biggie ? Is it because she called herself Paul Walnuts?

Posted by: mizta [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 22, 2006 2:07 AM(#13 of 18)

"BSIDE- Okay so I thought this had to be a joke in the first minute or so, but oh no, its totally REAL. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8aSSBqEEWE&search=real%20world%20key%20west

if you have not seen this, brace yourself"

-- What's the biggie ? Is it because she called herself Paula Walnuts and so did B-side?

Posted by: mizta [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 22, 2006 2:11 AM(#14 of 18)

Paula acting crazy seems to be the only interesting thing this season. I can't believe I still find it hilarious! Thanks for the recap, B-Side. Loved the 'Hell to the No!' :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 22, 2006 9:06 AM(#15 of 18)

There was an article in US Weekly a few weeks ago that Paula wrote herself on her experience being on Real World and how it helped her...she said that MTV taped the very first and the very last session she had with her shrink...so we'll only see one more of those gems--and she probably will be a lot less crazy (??)

Posted by: Jenny P [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 23, 2006 12:17 PM(#16 of 18)

"Harboring Quiet Resentments" seems to have been Paula's major in (community) college.

Posted by: holyterror [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 25, 2006 8:28 AM(#17 of 18)

I haven't seen this episode but the recap was great. I checked out the Wichita clip, & fast-forwarded thru most of it. They need spell check-for the song contest, they listed as one of the categories that entries would be judged on was "compisition."

Posted by: tvaholic [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 26, 2006 2:33 PM(#18 of 18)