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We then zoomed in on a sad, stuffed, purple platypus (I don't know where it came from either), and next we found Jose venting to Tyler's cute friend, Katie. I thought they'd totally hook up, but alas, no such luck. Instead, Katie told Jose that next time he feels anger bubbling to the surface, he should check himself twice and think, "Is it worth it?" Jose then reacted as if this was some of the most sage wisdom he'd ever heard (no offense to Katie, but this wasn't what I'd call "high level" advice), and then we returned to Janelle who had moved on from rage to psychological analysis. She claimed that Jose was "using his insecurities as an escapegoat [sic] for my suh-curity." Technically, I think she meant that Jose was using her security as a scapegoat for his insecurities (not the other way around), and technically, I think she meant to say "scapegoat" instead of "escapegoat," and technically, she probably should have said, "I AM A TOTAL IDIOT." Just saying.

Meanwhile, the next day we finally had our big opening gala celebration for Mystic Tan. It was everything you could ever dream of: Pasta! Subway! Tyler wandering around in a Speedo! There were even charity donation boxes and a marching band! Yay! The day was a big success, and afterwards, boss Ricky let the gang keep 100% of the profits (as opposed to the usual 50%). Wow. Ricky's the bestest ever!

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Yay Grand Opening!

Okay, that was fun, but let's get back to the Janelle/Jose junk. To celebrate the opening day event, the kids all went out to the club where Janelle continued to rant against her new enemy. "I'm not the type of person to let shit go, and even if you do apologize, I'll forgive you, but I won't forget shit!" Wow, I've never seen anyone so proud to be a begrudging bitch. Oh wait. Did I say "begrudging?" Apparently I misspoke because Janelle then said, "I'm not trying to hold grudges against anybody." Oh, CLEARLY. As evidenced by you just saying, "I won't forget SHIT!!"

Janelle then babbled again about Jose not being secure and said that for him to attack her was not that surprising. Well, if it wasn't so surprising, why you acting so shocked and angry? I tend to think that Jose seems like a pretty secure guy, but even the most level-headed people have their breaking points. Of course, Janelle is too dense to think, "Hey, he never gets angry. But he's angry now. Maybe I should see what caused him to get angry." Meanwhile, Jose vented to Paula and Svetlana about Janelle. He said he wasn't going to take anything back, and he wasn't there to try to change anyone, but he did wish he had approached the situation differently. Aaaaand that was the episode. Yup. It ended. Well, actually, my Tivo cut it off then, but I can't imagine anything too interesting happening after that. I have to say, I always love it when people don't resolve their fights after one episode. Makes me feel like there's more drama to come.

What did you think? Did Janelle overreact? Was Jose being rude? Will the wallflowers return to their silent state?


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The whole bit with RED GOD during the scuffle was just too funny! NOOO!!!

I couldn't agree more with absolutely everything, B-Side. That "I don't let shit go" / "I don't hold grudges" thing was too much. I was SCREAMING at my TV. And the deadly combo of "concieres", "personal relations" and "escapegoat"... too much English-language-butchering for one episode!

As for the Big Fight, it seemed to me that Jose just kind of randomly exploded on Janelle, or at least escalated to "you are nobody to me" verrrry quickly. I think there's a good deal of territory between "Hey, we're just walking slower, chill out" and "Your existence on this planet is unnecessary." Also, he probably should have checked with her before going to any "concieres", since she had been so vocal about doing that herself. Either way, the problem would have been very easily solved by some good old-fashioned communication.

But why am I complaining? It's good TV!

I can't remember exactly what they were now, but my favorite parts of the episode were Jose and his non stop mixing of metaphors. The one I remember is him saying he is tired of letting stuff "roll off his shoulders." There were at least four others.

B-Side: Love the recap...anyone else see "kiss my ass" running into familiar tvgasm catchphrase territory? Apparently, HAVING B-SIDE WRITE "KISS MY ASS," IS A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY! (or at least I hope it turns out that way)

Another great re-cap B-Side, I almost started to panic when it wasn't up this AM! Whew - Thanks!

Tyler always cracks me up. He may be bitchy, over-bearing and pretentious - but he's usually pretty accurate in his assesments. I'm kind of glad to see the Tyler/Janelle dynamic break up, because Janelle is just too damn dumb to be a true, respectable fag-hag.

She also looks like a tranny who couldn't decide whether she wanted to be RuPaul or Tori Spelling - so unsuccessfully split the diff.

BTW - Her tranny stage name is Mala Props.

This is slightly off topic, but has anyone seen the commercial for the new Real World Challenge where Theo is talking smack to the camera? He says something along the lines of, "Who are these kids, coming here and thinking they're all that? DO I come to YOUR job and try to be better than you?"

First, that's kind of the point of a competition... they want to do better than you. Second, it's nice that you think of these real world shows as your "job." Tool.

Just wanted to see if anyone else thought that was hilarious.

Sugar...I also thought that was very funny and also sad. He follows up by saying something like "I don't go to Starbuck's and try to out-latte them." Pathetic. Your so-called "job" is professional Real World/Road Rules moron. Fortunately, I love watching morons.

Interestingly enough, Theo was on tonight’s episode of Last Comic Standing.

So, he actually is trying to go to someone’s job and prove that he is better than they are.

Or, in his words, “Going to the comedy club and trying to out joke them.”

Sugar, I was thinking the same thing about Theo's comment; challenges are NOT REAL jobs! It goes back to Tina's comment on the casting special saying she is the only one that has a 9 to 5 job, lol.

Anyway, B-Side are you recapping the RW/RR challenges? I hope so b/c they are quite the train wreck ;)

Oh and Janelle, she's deluded, boring, and annoying, a waste of space in the Key West house *rolls eyes*

it's a painting that speaks volumes. from the insights about today's youth and the volitility with which they approach society to the internal struggle of a young man's sexuality and his need to identify himself in a secure yet emotional way...

enter the strawberry nestle's quik.

R.I.P. RED GOD

Obviously Janelle cannot just admit when she's wrong. She's the one who tried to rush people out of the club, like she was everyone's mother or something. She's the one who was being rude throughout the episode. I think the editors just do Janelle a favor by cutting her out of a lot of footage because if she was in every episode like she was in this one, none of the viewers would like her. People like Coral have "strong personalities". Janelle can just be rude and stuck-up. Even Tyler saw her true colors.

I also loved at the end of the episode where Jose says "Like it or love it. this is me." I think he meant "Hate it or love it." But I'll excuse that one and pretend it was because of him being tipsy. At least he doesn't think PR means personal relations.

Great recap B-Side, thanks.

I was so annoyed with Janelle! She was more enjoyable when she was quiet and was never shown on my TV for more than 5 seconds a week. I'm looking forward to the episode where some dude comes to visit her and he's like 'Screw this, I'm going to a hotel!' Hehe

not related to this.. but it is related to the Theo thing... He was on Last Comic Standing last night... and MADE IT THROUGH TO THE NEXT ROUND. The one joke they showed him telling was super lame. He was complaining that no on e takes him seriously as a comic because he was on Road Rules.... now he's calling it his job. HA.

it is very exciting to see the various shades of orange everyone has turned since trying out the mystic tan machine. I'll admit, I tried it once- even watched the video---it turned me into a streaked oompa loompa. The spray was very cold and unpleasant and I looked like I rubbed my arms with clay and didn't wash.

When your ass apologizes, does it talk like Jim Carrey's ass did in "Ace Ventura"? Is there any sound? Discharge? Does it "make a stink" about anything in the process?

hardly@work (#14): The best shade was Tyler's. It looked like he even did his eyebrows orange. It was like mortuary makeup done by someone who has no idea what you looked like while alive.

janelle is a bug-eyed bitch that needs to get over her superiority complex. why waste camera time on her?

Janelle is an uber-CUNextTuesday. Knowing she is a master bitch, why would she choose to be on a tv show which would only cause an even larger amount of people to hate her, rather than the couple dozen or so who probably already hate her at home?
The "kiss my ass" tirade is getting a little tired.
I love watching Tyler laugh. Red God forever.

So, I've seen a few pictures of RED GOD now, and it always seems to be in a different room... kind of like Tyler drags it around to make sure it gets more screen time.


I mean, it clearly deserves it...

RED GOD owns our soul.