March 25, 2008

Gauntlet 3: Over and Out

This week, on the Finale of The Gauntlet 3, Easy almost dies, and part of me wishes Evleyn would. Sound like fun? Then join me after the jump...

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I won't tell you who wins

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March 18, 2008

Gauntlet 3: What's Cooler Than Being Cool?

This week on The Gauntlet 3, we learn some very valuable lessons: Only try to fuck your own team over if you're 100% sure you'll do so successfully, Dear God, know when your boyfriend's got some issues to work out, and don't let your balls be the first thing to hit the ice water.

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The answer was "Ice Cold" by the way

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March 11, 2008

Gauntlet 3: The Legacy of Coral

This week on The Gauntlet 3 we learn of the heinous violence that is undertaken in Puerto Vallarta restaurants.

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Three of Dylan McKay's bajas were killed in the making of this fajita

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February 29, 2008

Gauntlet 3: I Thought MJ Was Strong?

This week on the Gauntlet 3, Danny learns that nobody likes him, MJ learns bigger doesn't always mean stronger, and I get drunk. Very very drunk. Somebody come hold my hair back.

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It's what's for dinner

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February 28, 2008

Clipgasm: Caught In The Act Edition

I got some emails after my gauntlet Clipgasm post asking for a few more. I asked some of the folk at Bunim/Murray if they had some spare time if they could come up with something and low and behold I present you with. . .

"Johnny and Casey get Caught In The Act"

Click to play - Nude butts may be NSFW

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February 26, 2008

The Gauntlet 3: Chauvinistas!!!!

Hi Gasmii, I'm HayHor and I'm guest recapping for THE GAUNTLET III this week. I'm really happy to be writing our newest episode, because it's a doozy. We'll see Beth and Coral reenact Godzilla vs. Mothra! Katie turns into a psychopath once again! The veteran boys show us other reasons besides chronic gonnorhea that girls don't like them - chauvinism! Are you in? Well if that doesn't hook you, how about a picture of Beth after od'ing on Proactive?!

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Call me a bigot, but I practice R(os)ac(ea)ism.

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February 21, 2008

The Gauntlet: No More Drama

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February 12, 2008

Clipgasm: F'ing Frank Edition

It's always fun when a network provides footage exclusively to TVgasm. . . it's even more fun, when the clips don't suck. This is one of the good ones. . .

Enjoy 21 reasons to watch tonights Gauntlet 3. . .










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Gauntlet 3 airs every Weds night at 10 on MTV.

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February 10, 2008

Guantlet 3: Birthdays Blindfolds and Blow-up dolls

Last week on The Gauntlet 3, I theorized that all the challenges were inspired by childhood games, and joked about them playing pin the tail on the donkey this week. The second challenge had them walking around in blindfolds. I'm seriously starting to wonder if I might have prophetic tendencies. So come along as we get a little naked, celebrate some birthdays and send some people home.

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Bring me back some cake...

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February 5, 2008

Gauntlet 3:Angels and Pink Umbrellas- so Victoria Secret

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Last week on The Gauntlet III, we reunited with some old friends, were thrilled to discover that every show is going to be a full hour long, and got into recapping straight away. This week we had to watch the Rookies lose again, discover that Johnny Bananas has ruined my love for him, and wait an inexcusably long time for this recap to come out. But hey... the drama and sexual tensions are high, we got rid of Tyler, and guess what? I even learned how to spell Nehemiah's name correctly. See Gasmii, it's not all bad.

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March 25, 2008:Gauntlet 3: Over and Out
March 18, 2008:Gauntlet 3: What's Cooler Than Being Cool?
March 11, 2008:Gauntlet 3: The Legacy of Coral
February 29, 2008:Gauntlet 3: I Thought MJ Was Strong?
February 28, 2008:Clipgasm: Caught In The Act Edition
February 26, 2008:The Gauntlet 3: Chauvinistas!!!!
February 21, 2008:The Gauntlet: No More Drama
February 12, 2008:Clipgasm: F'ing Frank Edition
February 10, 2008:Guantlet 3: Birthdays Blindfolds and Blow-up dolls
February 5, 2008:Gauntlet 3:Angels and Pink Umbrellas- so Victoria Secret
January 24, 2008:Gauntlet 3: Quit While You're Behind
July 9, 2007:Recap: The Inferno: All Good Things Come To An End
June 30, 2007:Recap: Inferno: Swinging Both Ways
June 21, 2007:Recap: Inferno: Don't Choke
June 15, 2007:Recap: Inferno: Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
June 7, 2007:Recap: Inferno: Giraffic Park Feet Markgate
May 3, 2007:Raping Our Intelligence
April 25, 2007:Jenn Grijalva Must Die
April 19, 2007:Sex, Love and Battering Rams
April 13, 2007:Welcome to the Inferno XVIII bitches!
January 18, 2007:Recap: The Duel: And The Winner Is...
January 11, 2007:Recap: The Duel: The Douchebag Cometh
January 4, 2007:Recap: The Duel: Dual Duels!
December 21, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Getting Off On The Wrong Foot
December 15, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Fat Guy In A Little Duel!
December 7, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Race Relations For Dummies!
November 30, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Wes Knows All There Is To Know About The Crying Game
November 16, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Take A Swing At It!
November 9, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Might As Well Jump
November 2, 2006:Recap: The Duel: Ebony and Very Old Ivory
October 27, 2006:Roll With It, Baby!
October 26, 2006:CT Is Wicked Retahded
October 23, 2006:You Should Have Crossed The Bridge Faster, You Low-Life BITCH!
October 17, 2006:Dueling Bimbos
September 6, 2006:The Meat Is Done
August 29, 2006:Carping Diem
August 23, 2006:With Friends Like Derrick, Who Needs Enemies?
August 15, 2006:Mo Money, Mo Problems
August 8, 2006:And We'll All Float On Okay
July 31, 2006:No Lame People Allowed
July 26, 2006:Filthy Bitches
July 20, 2006:Swimming with SHARKS
July 12, 2006:Deflated?
July 5, 2006:All Roped In
June 28, 2006:This Is What It Sounds Like When the Dumb Cry
June 27, 2006:Wicked Splitsville?
June 21, 2006:Love at First Spite
June 13, 2006:Like Pigs At The Trough
June 9, 2006:Hey Danny: Your Partner Wicked Hates You -- Updated Again!
June 8, 2006:Well Hung
June 2, 2006:Things To Buy If You Hate Yourself...gasm
May 31, 2006:Meat Market? I'm Sold!
May 19, 2006:10 More Days Until Something Fresh
May 5, 2006:Consider This Shark Jumped
March 30, 2006:Idiot Infested Waters: The Gauntlet 2 Reunion
March 28, 2006:Talk About A Mouthful
March 21, 2006:A Fight To The Finish
March 16, 2006:R.I.P. MikeTheMiz.com
March 15, 2006:Balance of Power
March 9, 2006:Stuck in the Pits
March 6, 2006:I Wish I Knew How To... Oh, Wait, I Do Know How To Quit You, Gauntlet!
February 25, 2006:Getting Tired?
February 16, 2006:Kina Vs. Cara: The Moment of Truth
February 7, 2006:Worst Rodeo EVER
February 1, 2006:On The Ropes
January 27, 2006:Scandal!!!
January 17, 2006:Hahahaha, SUCKERS!
January 10, 2006:I Ain't Scurred... Of Looking Dumb
January 3, 2006:Sex and Violence
December 21, 2005:How 'Bout It, Bitch?
December 12, 2005:Can't Spell Coconuts Without Nuts!
December 5, 2005:Some People Just Don't Like Chocolate Syrup
August 2, 2005:How To Buy Friends and Influence People
July 28, 2005:RW/RR Mentally Challenged
July 26, 2005:The Challenge of a Lifetime
July 4, 2005:We Say Goodbye to the Inferno II
June 21, 2005:Yes! The Bitches Are Dead (In the Water)
June 14, 2005:Be Still My Heart
June 6, 2005:CT and Darrell Have No Problem Catching Crabs
June 1, 2005:I See Landon, I See France...
:Trading (and Memorizing) Spaces
May 30, 2005:Battle of the Easy Riders
May 17, 2005:Rock the Boat, Work the Middle, Change Positions
May 15, 2005:Abram and Brad Play With Their Balls
May 8, 2005:Nobody Beats the Miz?
May 1, 2005:Wrapper's Delight
April 19, 2005:How To Breed Misogyny
:Bunim/Murray Shocker : Somebody Outsmarts Veronica
April 15, 2005:Don't Go Chasing Water Balls
April 4, 2005:Beth Gives Up On Her Plans For Sabotage
March 28, 2005:Pull Your Own Weight
March 22, 2005:Things Heat Up On the Inferno II
March 20, 2005:Inferno 3:16
March 18, 2005:Let's Not Talk About the Show -- Updated
March 12, 2005:The Good, The Bad, and the....Wait, Where's Coral?
January 25, 2005:Girls Exceed Expectations in Product Placement Triathalon
January 18, 2005:Hey, At Least It's a Win
January 11, 2005:When Does the Mercy Rule Come Into Effect?
January 5, 2005:Passion of the TVgasm Week 10 Update
January 3, 2005:Girls Find No Luck in Addition by Subtraction
:The Real World Is Not A Career!!!
December 13, 2004:The List is Life
December 7, 2004:More Adventures with The Miz
:The Electric Slide
November 29, 2004:We Now Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Reality Show to Bring You a Wedding
November 23, 2004:Get This Thing Out of My Crotch!
November 16, 2004:The Quick and the Dumb
November 12, 2004:Passion of the TVgasm Week 4 Update
November 9, 2004:Let's All Root for Angela
November 3, 2004:Vote or Die! (or continue living, actually)
November 2, 2004:Never Allow Logic to Get in the Way of Your Voting
October 26, 2004:"Blow and suck! Blow and suck! Use your hands!"
October 22, 2004:The Miz Jeopardizes RW/RR Challenge Consecutive Seasons Streak
October 20, 2004:Passion of the TVgasm Week 1 Update
October 19, 2004:Continually Blurring the Line Between Entertainment and Fear Factor
October 11, 2004:Insert Clever TVgasm Caption Here:
:Battle of the Sexes 2: A Contraption Waiting to Happen
October 5, 2004:"I'm Officially An Idiot"
October 4, 2004:Exactly How Many Saturn Ions Does One Person Need?
:The Passion of the TVgasm
September 29, 2004:TVGasm's Real World/Road Rules Fantasy Challenge Giveaway
September 27, 2004:Burning Questions From the Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes Galleries
September 2, 2004:A Night Out With The Miz
August 3, 2004:Update: Dumb People Continue To Bunjee Jump
July 5, 2004:Bunim/Murray Carts Out Dead Horse, Beats It
June 4, 2004:REUNION BOREORAMA!---WHEN THE INFERNO PUTS OUT THE FUEGO!
June 1, 2004:Let's Go Snorkeling - TVgasm's Coral Reef
May 31, 2004:Our Impressions of the Big Reunion
May 25, 2004:Gettin' Money 'til the Day We Fall
:Spider, Crossword 2; Coral 0
May 17, 2004:Please Maim Veronica
:Casualties of the Inferno, aka The Viewers