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Early on the girls decided that they were just going to jump without answering the pop culture questions, which is stupid because if they are supposed to be better at pop-culture, try using it to your advantage. The pop culture questions were not that hard, but the guys had some trouble early on when Dan couldn't name Anna Nicole Smith's dog. Shane saved them, however, when they asked to name Madonna's kid (Ironically enough showing solidarity with his "Where is Rachel" t-shirt) Asking that question to a gay man is like asking somebody in Hollywood to show you the nearest adult bookstore. You are going to get the answer before you finish the question. Other interesting questions they used were to name what Kelis' milkshakes brings. The guys got that one right, and so the girls naturally had to do their little rendition of the song.[Correction, the boys got the question wrong. Obvously the girls got it right, therefore they did a dance. Hat tip - Blip] Why do girls love that song so much?

Eventually, the game came down to Brad and Arissa. The question they received was the first woman killed off in the "Scream" movie series, which Brad missed, and Arissa answered correctly. Since the girls were up by three at that point (mainly from guys missing their questions), if Arissa completed the jump, they were assured of winning the challenge. Uh oh! Isn't Arissa scared of heights? What is going to happen?!?! If you think my concern sounds a little fake, you are absolutely correct. Did you notice how the girls were making it harder on themselves? Whenever the guys answered a pop culture question, they used the first ramp. Whenever the girls answered it correctly, they would use the third and highest ramp. That's dumb but didn't matter in the end. Not one person who had attempted the bike jump had failed to complete it to satisfaction, and though she did have some trouble keeping one of her feet on the pedal, Arissa completed the jump and the girls won. And to make it better, they did so even though Eric had started praying to his false idol jump rope for the girls to lose, even if it meant injury. Quality guy, that Eric Nies. For their reward, they received some iJoy massage chairs from Sharper Image, and a chance to create a huge controversy with their votes.

The guys deliberations were barely worth anything. They picked Frank in about two seconds, which was good, because that meant that there was going to be more time to show us the crazy girls and all of their antics. Tonya was back with Theo again, worrying about her chances at winning. They were both concerned, Tonya about being voted off, and Theo with the difficulty of sneaking glances at Tonya's boobs but still seeming interested enough in her that she would sleep with him when they got drunk later. It turns out that Ibis was making a list, and Tonya hates lists because they focus on what people have done wrong. Oh, I get it, you don't want to weed out people that screwed up in challenges.

When confronting Ibis about the list, Ibis said that she made it for Tina. Tonya was concerned that the whole group didn't get a chance to make the list, which I guess makes sense because you aren't supposed to give control of voting your teammate out of the game to just three people. You can't leave it up to some sort of "inner circle to decide". Well, actually you are, but Ibis told Tonya that she was sure the inner circcle would look at a lot of things and not just the list. That statement lasted all of about 5 minutes, as we cut to the women's inner circle talking about all of the points on the list, and eventually decied between Tonya and Veronica.

On elimination hill, I think Mosely was coming down off of some shrooms because he started to elongate some of his vowel sounds. I thought of a great idea for the next Challenge, by the way. Have the eliminations handled America's Next Top Model style, with Jonny Mosely as Tyra, and three or four celebrity (ie former Bunim/Murray cast members) judges would deliberate and vote off who they thought sucked the most. Instead of pictures, Jonny Mosely could hand out vodka bottles to the people who would stay. And I've got a million more where that came from.

So, Frank was eliminated, and the girls finally decided on Veronica, who must now resume her life(like so many others voted off) back in Los Angeles. Oh the horror. But that wasn't the end of things. Tonya called a team meeting to talk about the list. You see, the list was bad, but Tonya wanted to make it fair and go to a...uh, point system, which is different from the list, which wasn't based on any sort of points, but just some arbitrary way of looking at how people messed up. But it looked similar to a list and Tonya wanted to make sure there was no confusion. Coral came out and told Tonya to stop tripping, but the girls decided not to ever talk about the list again, and didn't want one used. So, after getting what she wants, Tonya bad mouths her teammates and says she is going to kick more ass and doesn't care what her teammates do at all.

You can obviously see why Coral has no clue what is wrong with the girls team, they just care about each other so much.

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Posted by J-Unit on December 13, 2004 10:33 PM