The Inferno II may pit the Bad Asses against the Good Guys, but there are some things that will never change. Tonya will still be a slutty bitch (their words, not mine), Tina will still be an ugly bitch, and Rachel and Veronica will try and cause some trouble. We got to see a little bit of all the parts that makes the world of Bunim/Murray so special.

If you didn't watch the Battle of the Sexes, you may have missed out on the budding romance between Robin and Mark. Mark is a little older and a little wiser, and perhaps a big cheater? Well, that's how the story goes according to Tonya. She has been not so shy about telling people how she went to the Movies with Mark, spent a weekend with Mark, sucked his balls, you know that kind of stuff. Beth, one of the Bad Asses and someone who always finds herself on the wrong end of any argument, relays some of these things to Robin. Robin may have an interest because, from her vantage point, Mark is still her boyfriend.

I didn't watch too much of San Diego (read: any of it), but I do know enough about Robin to understand she is not going to let something like that go unpunished. She calls Mark, let's him deny anything happened, and begins one of the greatest arguments in the history of the Real World/Road Rules Challenge. Robin tries to get the truth out of Tonya, but you know that Tonya really has nothing to say to defend herself. In fact, she tried to do her patented "I was misunderstood" type of reasoning, but Robin wasn't going to let her do that. Eventually, Robin just lets it all hang out "You are a whore and I don't trust you towards anybody".

Truth hurts, don't it?

The argument builds and builds as everybody is eating dinner. I always thought it was awkward when you had to be in the middle of one of those dinner fights. Granted, it's not like they were dining on some gourmet meal (they were eating some sort of reality show MREs), but you just don't like having to hear shit like that. Well, maybe some of us don't like to hear it, but others do. Tina, Rachel, and Veronica were enjoying the verbal insult match that included such gems as:

• Tonya "You better re-evaluate your relationship because obviously he's f*cking both of us"
• Robin "If I was a guy and some girl put a vagina in my face, I would f*ck her too"
• Tonya "Call me a whore, call me a slut, just don't call me a liar

That's some good shit, no?

So, that argument was over, but what to do about Beth? She is a Bad Ass because of her reputation, but she really doesn't have a lot in common with her team. And if you don't conform to what the group thinks you should be, then Rachel and Veronica will come after you. They don't do it in a direct way by confronting Beth, they just get Tonya upset at what Beth did.

And what did Beth do? Apparently, she betrayed some sort of teammate non-disclosure agreement. Tonya gets upset because Beth not only humiliated her, but she embarrasses two people who really are in love. Wha? Yes, that's right. Apparently, the person to blame here is not the one that is cheating/lying about cheating, it is the person who informs the other person somebody is cheating on her. And honestly Tonya, in a race to see who is going to humiliate you first, don't you think you win that race every single time? But if Veronica and Rachel say that somebody is causing unnecessary friction, it must be true. Time to assault Beth.

Beth is in her room sleeping. She is also kind of old (like Jon old, I think), so you know she needs her rest to keep up. Tonya starts yelling at her, trying to get her to explain herself. "How dare you ruin a relationship by exposing my lies! Bitch!" Beth is not really that into the argument, but she suggests a good enough resolution. Bring Robin over here, everybody can say what they need to, and they can take care of it.

That's not good enough for Tonya though. She wants answers, and wants them now! Beth said something that sort of set Tonya off. ["Tonya] you're being really crazy right now." With that, Tonya took Beth's bag and threw it into the pool. You think this would be enough to let anybody get the picture, and you think that most people would have realized what they did and calmed down a little. But no, that would not be the case, especially with Veronica and Rachel on the case. As soon as they saw that Beth's things were not submerged, they let Tonya know, who proceeded to throw Beth's things in the water one by one.

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Posted by J-Unit on March 22, 2005 11:49 PM