Battle of the Easy Riders - 
by J-Unit
Riding those bikes proved a difficult task for almost everybody. Mike is a big guy, so it might be hard for him to maneuver, but even the smaller people had trouble. Tina mentioned that she thought she would have an easier time on the course being a smaller person. I am not sure how Tina considers herself a smaller person, maybe she works on the set of Fat Actress or something. Most people took the course slow, and there were plenty of disqualifications including Shavonda (feet off the bike), Jamie (face first into water), and Rachel (fell into water and also had the honor of falling off faster than anybody else on the long course).
With the disqualifications even, the Good Guys needed a good time from Julie to pull off a win, but Julie wanted to win the life shield, so she was headed for the short route. She believed that the path to God was straight and narrow, so it must have been some sign for her to take the short route. Her teammates were screaming at her to go the long way, but she wanted the lifeshield, so she didn't listen to their shouts. She went no farther than Abram, and also fell into the water, basically guaranteeing another win for the Bad Asses.
I was looking forward to this Inferno. Sure, it wasn't going to be Abram vs. Brandon [that should be Brad, thanks GNARKILL], but both Julie and Tonya have a little bit of a crazy streak in them, so throwing the two of them into the Inferno would be good. As luck would have it, the Inferno event, called "Patch Work," was basically a cat-fight simulation. The girls would don jumpsuits, each with 27 patches on them (which looked less like patches and more like condom packets), and they would each try and grab as many of the patches off the other as possible and place them in a basket. The person with the most patches in their basket after the time expired would win, and to add a little more difficulty, they would be suspended by wires, so they couldn't just slam each other on the ground and start pulling, although just describing that does have a certain allure.
It was nice to see Tonya win because most of her teammates didn't really care if she lost, but it is starting to get ridiculous with the Good Guys. In the end, the only thing that really matters is the final competition. The Bad Asses could have twice as much money in their bank and twice as many people on their team, but it will be for nothing if they can't pull it off in the end. Increasingly, this is what I pin my hopes on. However, this season is so enjoyable, even a Bad Asses win in the end isn't going to take that much away from the season.
What do you think? Who are you rooting for? What is the most annoying thing about the lesbian clique (does anybody believe Tina is a future MILF?)? Can the Miz rally the troops?
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Your right J-unit those three bitches make it impossible to root for the bad ass team. It was Abram vs. Brad not Abram vs.Brandon btw.
Posted by: GNARKILL | May 30, 2005 2:37 PM(#1 of 19)
I meant you're
Posted by: GNARKILL | May 30, 2005 2:38 PM(#2 of 19)
julie's wipeout was hilarious.
"the road to God is straight and narrow, the road to God is straight and narrow."
[wipes out .5 seconds later]
i'm for the good guys... even though they are terrible in the infernos.
Posted by: tj | May 30, 2005 2:46 PM(#3 of 19)
If we are talking M-outhy, I-gnorant, L-azy, and F-oul....Tina is definately a MILF.
Posted by: melg | May 30, 2005 3:16 PM(#4 of 19)
The Good Guys did get one inferno win on the Bad Asses when Landon beat Karomo, but that was kind of like a battle of the sexes situation. And the lesbo clique are the most annoying group on TV... I mean are they that deserate to relive the high school years? Jamie is by far the hottest girl on the show and that's why it's ok when she gets DQ'ed and not OK for anyone else.
Posted by: bacardi | May 30, 2005 4:22 PM(#5 of 19)
*desperate* i mean to say...
Posted by: bacardi | May 30, 2005 4:24 PM(#6 of 19)
My BF is an honest to god bad asses fan, as he is all into the allure and perception of power.
Yes, he is weird.
I am good with whatever as long as dog-faced bitch loses.
Posted by: zatanna | May 30, 2005 8:23 PM(#7 of 19)
Go Good Guys! Other than Dan, every single one of the so-called Bad Asses is annoying and obnoxious. The Lesbian 3, CT and Abram should be thrown into an Inferno together - just for fun - to see which one comes out alive. I wouldn't bet on any of them.
Posted by: graceintherace | May 31, 2005 7:47 AM(#8 of 19)
Tina should recognize that Rachel and Veronica don't really like her, they're just letting her latch on. It reminds me of middle school when a seat opened up at the popular kids' table when one of them was on vacation, and somebody gets promoted to cool for a week, only to be forgotten when the week is over.
Posted by: Leah3t | May 31, 2005 8:57 AM(#9 of 19)
Tina is corny. She looks like a bag of busted knuckles.
Posted by: bacardi | May 31, 2005 1:26 PM(#10 of 19)
Go home Veronica, Rachel, and Tina. Nobody likes you!
Bacardi,
I agree with you. Jamie is by far the hottest girl on the challenge.
Posted by: annoyed | May 31, 2005 2:40 PM(#11 of 19)
Most definitely rooting for the good guys.
Tina, Rachel & Veronica make me sick. TV hasn't seen such mean, high school maturity-level bitches since Paradise Hotel. I'd like them see them fight it out with Zach, Amy and Toni from PH. That way, whoever gets their asses kicked, I'm still smiling.
Posted by: Veronica's evil | May 31, 2005 4:21 PM(#12 of 19)
That would be a great match up! I forgot about that show until you just remided me. Those girls were huge bitches! but I still watched every minute of it :)
Those three girls need to bounce. I hate all the bad asses (except CT because he is yummy.
Posted by: They're All Evil | May 31, 2005 5:40 PM(#13 of 19)
They're All Evil- I fully agree on yummy CT front.
Posted by: Leah3t | May 31, 2005 5:41 PM(#14 of 19)
I'd like to see the Good Guys win, but my hopes aren't high for them. The cutsey "sayings" tshirts get worse every year with this crowd. Now its become more of a battle of "I've got the funniest tshirt- look at me on TV" than a concerted effort to play as a team for this crowd. Tina is no future MILF. None of em are. The 3 Lesbians (well, 1 confirmed lesbian and 2 "poser" lesbians as Beth would say)are not at all cool, but hey, they will have no life after this 15 minutes, so they might as well ride their wave while they still can. Apparently acting like high schoolers is the most talent they will ever posess.
Posted by: Beth Was Right | May 31, 2005 5:43 PM(#15 of 19)
Am I late, or does Landon have half an index finger... or does my TV suck. And the Miz is a meat head for driving off the edge after passing the finish line sucessfully... WTF was that?
Posted by: bacardi | May 31, 2005 7:14 PM(#16 of 19)
Beth was right- what are you talking about? The 15 minutes isn't almost up! There is always Inferno 3. Is it me, or is it always the same group of adult-challenged people who act like its the end of the world when they lose a "challenge"? I love to watch that show just to watch these people take EVERYTHING so seriously. It cracks me up. Oh...and because CT is hot.
Posted by: yourmom | May 31, 2005 7:34 PM(#17 of 19)
Barcardi- Landon is missing part of his finger it was revealed during the reunion of the Philly season. And you're right Jaime is the hottest chick on this show.
Posted by: GNARKILL | May 31, 2005 9:15 PM(#18 of 19)
OMFG! I LOVE ABRAM!! HE'S SO HOTT! I DON'T KNOW WHY, THERES JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM!
Posted by: Hailey | June 5, 2005 11:57 AM(#19 of 19)