This was a funny one and did you all know that Suzie was getting her ass chewed out on My space by Katie, Kina, Ibis and Beth. I guess Suzie went on that lame ass show on MTV.com and talked major trash about those 4 girls and you know Katie she went off. I guess there is gonna be a reuion show and Katie is all hyped about it but I guess just this week Suzie called Katie and told her she was sorry for calling her a drunk. We will have to see.

this is probably the funniest recap i've ever read.

but i can't say i'm not sad there isn't project runway yet.

Schtooped...

congrats bside, not a word I thought I would ever see in print and had no idea how to spell

on overdrive,(yes I watched susie, i know its lame but i'm bored at work)
susie didn't say anything bad about katie or ibis, but beth, well no one has nice things to say about her

did cara think that the bigger tantrum she had, the more likely they would believe her?

why didn't the veterans have aneesa pushign the truck, i swear it hink she could have picked it up and tossed it across the field

Great re-cap B-Side - you never disappoint.

What I don't get is how these ass-monkeys know they are being taped and then proceed to LIE when they know THE TRUTH IS ON VIDEO!!! Hello??? The drama is just too good not to watch. I love seeing people in their downward spiral towards hell.

You wonder, though, if Jillian embellished the truth just a little bit to cause some sort of "controversy." Who the hell is she anyway?

And didn't Suzie look just like Jennifer Garner with that dumb cry face?

Ok, Julie needs some SERIOUS anger management classes. I mean, wow. If she and Mark ever had children, they would probably smash their beds against the door when they got time out.

I don't like Kina. She's a poor man's Sophia Bush.

Most hilarious: Derrick's man-cozy. That baby blue "hat" is absolutely ridiculous looking!

This was a great recap- I wonder if Derrick made that hat with a knitting nancy. or one of those potholder kits.
why am i so addicted to this dumb show?

I DESPERATELY wanted Ace to just 'jump up' and over Derrick's crab move in the gautlet - letting him fly forward out of the circle and onto his face. Tell me that wouldn't have been sweet.

Ahh hindsight.

Big D looked like a geriatric Cosby Kid in that damn hat. I audibly gasped when he was onscreen. I don't even know what he said at that point...all I heard was this escalating Whaaaaaaaaaa? in my head.

Thanks for the screen shot. Danny would be wicked proud.

Cara and Suzie couldn't push a skateboard down a hill. Why were they thinking it was their time to shine? That seems suspicious to me!
I also remember Suzie being a lot cuter when she was on her show.

This is without a doubt the funniest recap I have ever read on TVgasm! All the captions for the pictures were perfect, especially the tea cozy comment!
EXCELLENT

Two Points to Make:

a) How dumb is Ace? Dumber than J-Balls? I suppose anything's possible

b) Why didn't Cara and Suzie point out that their supposed alliance is the stupidest tactical move ever? If they throw guys missions and Brad, Timmy and David throw girls missions then they are essentially stacking the Rookies with girls and the Vets with guys. This virtually assures that Cara and Suzie's team will lose. If you ask me, this rational argument is the best defense to the accusation of alliance-making. It's gotta be better than just crying.

Julie's rant was hillarious. I used the rewind several times on that. What a loser...
Tea Cozies- Knitting Nancies- Oh you guys are funny. Derek is going to look back at that in ten years and be like "WTF"??

Ahhh...a b-side recap - there's nothing funnier for my friday afternoon cublicle enjoyment (screw that wanna be writer, reality tv person, AI re-capper)... Anti-props to the mother for letting her son drive. Hee. Tea cozy Heehee!

But let me tell you. The reason, of course, why Syrus pops up for a random comment about fearing the gauntlet is because he will be leaving the show soon - it's the rules see?

When someone is going to be voted off the island/ eliminated/ or kicked off the show they are previewed in said show and/or in the previous episode as well. See: Kaui,Cyndi, etc. on MTB3. All survivors the week they're kicked off. And of course, all previous MTV challenges.

Sooo - Syrus must be getting kicked off the next men's challenge??

if you look closely you'll see randy blinking S...O...S... as ne nods & smiles at kina.

oh - and no mention of the dave mirra Oxy commercial. went from challenge host to challenge anti-acne ad... bummer!

I love Tvgasm, always giving the people what they want!! Fabulous choice of Alton pics, I must say. He is so chocolately delicious! I love the man. HUBBA HUBBA!! Thank you Tvgasm!!

I thought they showed video of the three of them talking, but did we actually hear Cara and Susie say anything like that? It was kind of just Jillian saying that C and S said whatever. I need audio on that video, or I think Jillian is lying.

Also, Alton=so hot.
Thank you for the pics. Now, if he could leave the white chicks alone, he would be even cuter.

MTV obviously didn't test that game. Did they really think that two people could push a truck plus 1,000+ pounds of people and then just TWO people could push it back loaded with blocks?

why does julie even call herself a mormon anymore? come on, who is she trying to kid?

I can not stand Kina. She seems like such a snotty bitch to me. I hope someone sends her home soon.
WE ARE WELL AWARE YOU ARE A BITCH, Kina. NOw go home.

agreed missriss! kina is an ultrabitch. to me she looks like a crappy version of cara, who we all agree is smoking hot. also i love beth picking off the weak women one by one. i cant wait for the destruction of aneesa. she is a zero.