Getting Tired? - 
by B-side
For those of you uninitiated with "Capture the Flag," in the Gauntlet, it basically means two guys have to climb a cargo net and grab a flag. First one to snag it wins. (By the way, I personally would love to see these teams play normal Capture the Flag. Next season, perhaps?) Well, Alton just happens to be a whiz with climbing, and as expected, he scurried right up the net and claimed his booty. Jeremy, meanwhile, looked as if he'd maybe gotten two feet off the ground. Oh well. All's well that ends lamely. Jeremy conceded defeat, but not before any last minute griping. He told us that his lack of partying with the group really hurt him in the end. Whatever you say, dude. Have fun in "Wait, who are you again?" land.
Amusingly, the last minutes of the show weren't dedicated to watching Jeremy hug everyone goodbye (DENIED!). Instead, we watched Brad complaining about Beth, saying that he doesn't want her around for the final mission. Might there be a mutiny? Will the Vets throw the next challenge on the off chance that they can oust Beth in the Gauntlet? That would be pretty seditious, and I would totally welcome it. Next week, btw, it looks like we're in for some classic Gauntlet stuff. Kina says that she's pissed off about something -- shocker -- and Beth utters that classic reality show line: "If you have something to say, say it to my face." Her blotchy, bug-eyed face. Oh, that was mean of me. Don't worry, Beth. If you're reading this, at least take comfort that I'm totally rooting for you to stick it to your teammates.
What do you think? Did the Rookies totally screw themselves over by having Alton as their anchor? And who do you want to win next week?
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Pretty late but still nice.
Posted by: GoldCrayon
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February 25, 2006 6:51 PM(#1 of 29)
I think the reason why they gave points for each tire was to avoid creating a tie breaker challenge. If one person from each team fell, the team that had the person fall with the most tires still up would lose because they are losing out on that many tires. For example, if Ibis hadn't had fallen, the Rookies would have won because Alton had less tires than anyone else to crawl through, earning him less points. Beth sacrificed more points than him. Hope this makes sense.
Posted by: criscogirl
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February 25, 2006 7:19 PM(#2 of 29)
Nice Recap. Jeremy leaving was a little unexcpected, I was hoping MJ would instead. Next week looks good, in the cemercials Aneesa looks like a deranged monkey ready to rip Beth to shreds.
Posted by: Terence
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February 25, 2006 7:28 PM(#3 of 29)
Yeah but Aneesa always looks like a deranged monkey.
The editing on this show really needs work.
Posted by: The_Svan
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February 25, 2006 7:56 PM(#4 of 29)
From what I got from watching, because the tires were worth individual points, there was no way the rookies could win after Ibis. Even if everyone else had made it, they would've had two points less than the Veterans. That just made all the "drama" of watching Alton hang there that much more rediculous.
Posted by: perfection
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February 26, 2006 6:20 AM(#5 of 29)
What a Stipid challenge. I could make a better challenge than that . . . Hell a monkey could.
This just goes back to the writers making poor, untested challenges.
Posted by: GoldCrayon
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February 26, 2006 9:09 AM(#6 of 29)
Thanks for the recap, B-Side. I don't mind that it was late because it was good. Besides I'm sure you have a real life unlike some of us who read this site.
I think the reason Katie has been so quiet this season is because the people who normally pick on her (you know who: the Skank Patrol) aren't there.
I find it interesting that when Ibis fell she got hugs but when Beth fell she got dirty looks. I know Beth is awful but how much of that is because of the way she's treated rather than her natural personality. What am I saying? It's Beth! But none of these people are going to win prizes as great human beings so they need to cut each other some slack. But then there wouldn't be any drama and we wouldn't watch. I find it especially amusing that Brad and David are down on Beth considering they are both such upright citizens of A-holetania.
Posted by: zevonia
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February 26, 2006 11:18 AM(#7 of 29)
Yeah, this whole episode was really boring. You already knew Alton would fall. With Jeremy whining when everyone came home from the bars, you knew it would be him in the gauntlet. He was also the smallest guy left. Alton picks the smallest guys to go against every time. (Adam, Danny...he just tries to pass it off for some other reason.) And good point about sitting Randy out. He must get a free pass 'cause he's Kina's bitch. I hope next week is better..
Posted by: jozethename
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February 26, 2006 11:53 AM(#8 of 29)
When I saw MJ I thought Layne Staley was back from the dead and found his way to Trinidad and Tobago..
Posted by: susanarosa
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February 26, 2006 12:05 PM(#9 of 29)
Everyone probably noticed this long ago but as I was watching this week I noticed that the have them do some of the confessionals in front of a very poorly done blue screen with a picture of the room where they decide who goes to the gauntlet. Why do a poor special effect of such a dumb background? Why not just have them go sit in the room- they never spend any time indoors besides the kitchen anyway. Not a big deal, but one more element of cheese for us to laugh at.
Posted by: Leah3t
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February 26, 2006 7:17 PM(#10 of 29)
What I don't understand is why they made such a spread between the tires that Alton got caught between. Was there a certain pattern that they had to follow? It looks like there were a couple of tires missing. If there was no pattern to follow, would you take out 2 tires in a row?
Posted by: eighme
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February 26, 2006 8:49 PM(#11 of 29)
i really don't understand why alton pulled the tire that he pulled. it was the one right in front of him, leaving a space three tires wide for him to cross. why not pull a different one to leave a smaller space somewhere later on? maybe he just wanted to show off his crazy spiderman net-climbing skills.
Posted by: Lisa
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February 26, 2006 8:53 PM(#12 of 29)
I was confused about the tires too, the whole time I was thinking "why not just pull the last one?" I guess they had to do it in a certain order or something.
Posted by: JerseyGirl
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February 27, 2006 12:59 AM(#13 of 29)
Great recap B Side!
Did anyone notice that Alton, in an early episode interview, made comments about how "No one person wins it for the team, it takes everyone pulling their own weight..." blah blah something like that. Then, after choosing Jeremy for the gauntlet, he was all "Jeremy has performed consistently, but never really stood out" I guess consistency is not a staple in the Alton persona. (ie, Irylan vs Jodi)
BTW, I LOVE it when you say "the katie".
Posted by: plexitoes
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February 27, 2006 4:52 AM(#14 of 29)
Nice recap! I was really hoping you would make mention of Landon's bandana... in the same hue as Derrick's periwinkle cap...tied to the front all gangsta gangsta like. You're not fooling anyone Landon. Your street cred was shot right around the time you started fondling MJs knee.
Posted by: musicklvr
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February 27, 2006 5:26 AM(#15 of 29)
Will this show ever end? Its getting really boring.
I think a nice way to end would be to have a MJ/Landon committment ceremony, since they have matching tattoos already, it would be just lovely.
KH
Posted by: KatiesHole
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February 27, 2006 7:12 AM(#16 of 29)
My favorite part was Alton crawling through the tires. DIDN'T ANYBODY NOTICE THAT THE MTV PRODUCERS DECIDED TO PLAY JUNGLE MUSIC FOR HIS ATTEMPT! i don't know how they get away with that wackiness. i swear it was the same soundtrack used during the capture of Kunta Kinte in the movie "ROOTS". to me that was one of the highlights of the show! number two was Kina consoling her bitch sidekick Ibis for failing the challenge and falling in the water. you would have thought that IBIS had just found out her gauntlet house had just run out of bavarian creams!
still pulling for beth. i will have to admidt she is a load.
Posted by: heehaw
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February 27, 2006 11:22 AM(#17 of 29)
Good recap, but you left out a great part of the episode (which I was sure you would comment on!).... After Alton chose Jeremy and TJ entered the room, TJ said, "Well, you kind of had a feeling this was coming anyway," and Jeremy said, "No, not at all." Nice one, TJ.
Posted by: Colleen24
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February 27, 2006 11:36 AM(#18 of 29)
I like the challenge, but it pales in comparison to the other seasons, especially Inferno 1 and Inferno 2. Beth is basically the only troublemaker there, since Volcano Katie has been pretty quiet, Team TVR(Tina, Veronica, and Rachel) and Coral are out of sight. Next week looks like there will be some drama, but this season does focus a little more on the competition itself.
Speaking of which, am I the only one who thought Jeremy took himself a little too seriously?
Posted by: hollabackboy
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February 27, 2006 11:46 AM(#19 of 29)
" 'Do you guys think I should do some more crunches?' "
b-side-- jealous much? :)
Posted by: anonym.
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February 27, 2006 11:55 AM(#20 of 29)
LMAO The pictures were hilarious.
Kina sucks ass. she has an attitude problem and she thinks she is SO "bad ass" when she def isnt. wtf is up with her mouth too...it looks all fucked up.
Posted by: SmallTownGirl
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February 27, 2006 12:00 PM(#21 of 29)
This is so mean, but I can't help but think it every time I watch an episode: Does Alton ever tire of being a stereotype?
Posted by: ClariceStarling
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February 27, 2006 1:39 PM(#22 of 29)
heehaw- i did not notice that, but that is HILARIOUS. oh mtv.....
Posted by: Leah3t
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February 27, 2006 1:55 PM(#23 of 29)
We need more recaps of 'there and back-Ashley Parker Moron'! That is *the* show to watch. I cannot believe he reproduced, and is a parent. His girlfriend is sooo whiney, and her mother always looks drunk or high on meth. Not sure?
Loved it when he got into a bitch slap fight with some guy, for calling him a girl. With that hair and clothes, he does look a little like Anne Heche.
KH
Posted by: KatiesHole
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February 27, 2006 4:58 PM(#24 of 29)
^YES! More recaps of There & Back please!! KatiesHole, the Anne Heche comparison was on point, given the brown feminine cardigan he was wearing.
Posted by: stacyrocks
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February 28, 2006 9:51 AM(#25 of 29)
AGREED! more "there and back" this guy ashley can't be real. one episode he could not even use a ruler. i can't figure out if he is pathetic or just plain dumb.
Posted by: heehaw
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February 28, 2006 10:52 AM(#26 of 29)
"Do you guys think I should do more crunches?" Hilarious!!
Um, I seriously didn't even know that the Katie was on this show. When I saw her I thought there must have been some twist that I missed involving bringing back old cast members.
These people are booooring! As much as I hate the "Skank Patrol," they make for fun tv.
Posted by: LRo9
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February 28, 2006 12:12 PM(#27 of 29)
jeremy- seriously: WHO ARE YOU? you have to wonder who he had to blow to get on that show...maybe he just got tag-teamed by the matching tatoos of landon and MJ
Posted by: anonym.
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February 28, 2006 8:36 PM(#28 of 29)
I was glad to see Jeremy and his duck lips and lisp go home. Ibis is the next girl to go for the rookies she is useless
Posted by: g-child
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March 1, 2006 7:31 PM(#29 of 29)