Like I said last week, I will always root for the underdog, but when the underdog is an arrogant asshole and gets so unraveled to the point of a breakdown, it is kind of fun to watch it all go down, no? As we returned this week, Wes was still worried that he and Johanna might break up over this whole Exile thing. I'll give Wes points for recognizing the problem. Apparently, all of that sun that is reaching his bald scalp hasn't completely fired his brain, or has it? In the next sentence, after hearing how upset Johanna is, he says that spite is the only thing that can make her athletic enough to beat him. I am not sure if he was proud that she would finally show some passion (or should I say PASSION!) for the game, or if he were upset that he made her so mad she would lose.

As for Johanna, she said that Wes is "supposed to be somebody that I love and trust and respect" and that she is supposed to get all of that love, trust and respect back. I was interested to see where this was going, but first the cast members decided to throw a costume party. Everybody decided that they needed a little more spice in the house, which probably means the producers told them that if they didn't do something crazy soon, they would take away their booze and cigarettes.

Since most people didn't anticipate a drunken masquerade ball, the fresh meat and the veterans were left to get creative with what they had. Since the only banned substance on these trips is brain matter, I wasn't expecting a whole lot of surprises, but just when I underestimate these people, they really surprise me. Darrell looked so funny with those goofy bucked teeth! It's almost as funny was when I first saw it six challenges ago! And there was Eric, dressed up as, wait for it...a redneck! He probably had to put a lot of thought into that one. There was also Coral, who came dressed as a pair of walking boobs!

Coral looked a lot like Pam Grier circa 1975

If she were a president, we'd call her Skankraham Lincoln

But the grand prize goes to Tonya, who dug down deep and decided to shock us all by coming dressed up as a huge slut. We haven't heard much of Tonya these days since everybody has been focused on removing the Austin cast members, but we know that something is going to happen soon. Although Rachonica is not here for this challenge, Tonya doesn't really have a lot of friends during the challenges. Her partner Johnnie picked up on this and noted that Tonya is starting to become a bit of a loose cannon, which is fitting because she has always been a bit of a loose vagina.

Tonya might be a factor later, but this competition is all about Johanna and Wes. Although Johanna was trying to pretend like she was going to teach Wes a lesson for treating her so badly, she really wanted to make it up t o him. When Johanna told Wes that his words hurt her, Wes replied that he was just trying to tell her that he wants to be with her. If I were Johanna, I would probably wonder how she is supposed to translate being called stupid means that he wants to be with her. Eventually, she gets Wes to actually say the words "I love you and want to be with you". Wes must have turned up the charm, because when they woke up the next morning, everything was fine.

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Posted by J-Unit on June 28, 2006 9:12 AM