How To Buy Friends and Influence People
Rachel Robinson and Veronica Portillo (the lesbianish couple featured on Bunim/Murray's Road Rules and the Challenges) may have sworn off competing in the Real World/Road Rules competitions, but don't let that fool you into believing they're done with reality television. According to the Bunim/Murray site, Rachel and Veronica will soon have their own show. If you're a female over the age of 18 and "smart, sexy, and fun," you can try out to be Rachel and Veronica's new best friend and business partner. The ladies run CollegeDropout.com, where they sell those "Future MILF" shirts you may have seen Veronica wearing on the challenges, so I guess this makes their show a sort of like The Apprentice meets Road Rules. Possibilities? Endless.
Veronica and Rachel say that their "new BFF" should "have what it takes to hang out with two of the most notorious girls of reality TV." (i.e. You should be willing to have group sex in a shower on national television and be willing to torment other girls like it's seventh grade.) They also promise that the filming of the show, which will track the interview process over 3-5 days in Los Angeles, will be "one of the craziest times" the lucky girl has ever had. Oh, I'm sure. It's always crazy when you have to pay someone and promise to put them on TV in order to get them to agree to be your friend.
Update: B-Side adds that anyone who actually buys one of their t-shirts without intent to mock really sucks.
Comments
I don't care how bad this show is, I hope it makes it on air so we can tear it a new one. Oh God, I cannot even imagine how bad this shit is going to be.
Posted by: J-Unit | August 2, 2005 02:58 PM (#1 of 11)
This is truly a god-damn nightmare. The world is coming to an end.
Posted by: bacardi | August 2, 2005 03:19 PM (#2 of 11)
why oh why did you put a link to their website - now I feel compelled to look at it and although I don't intend to buy anything, it will "increase the traffic"
You are in bed with the enemy!!!
Posted by: gt | August 2, 2005 03:22 PM (#3 of 11)
I hate them. They are such whores.
Posted by: lulu | August 2, 2005 04:10 PM (#4 of 11)
To the Girls applying, here a little tip that is a sure fire way to become the "Verachel Apprentice". Just say that your a lesbian, you like T-shirts, and Talk tons and tons of smack about Tonya. Make them a Dartboard that has Tonya's face with herpes on her mouth, and you'll win for sure!!!! You also have to act like a bitchy 9 year old slut on crack. Good Luck!!!!
Posted by: Mary Ellis Bunims Ghost | August 2, 2005 04:25 PM (#5 of 11)
I love how their site is filled with spelling and gramatical errors. It's CATTINESS silly girls. At least get an editor.
Posted by: ali | August 3, 2005 07:34 AM (#6 of 11)
Ha, I spelled grammatical wrong, oh the horror. At least its not my website.
Ugh I just can't stand those girls.
Posted by: ali | August 3, 2005 07:38 AM (#7 of 11)
I would rather be friends with Satan himself...but I do want to audition for the show, just so I can kick those bitches in the face!
Posted by: Stephen | August 3, 2005 12:45 PM (#8 of 11)
Is this confirmed? Is there seriously going to be a show based solely on Veronica & Rachel? THE HORROR!
The only way I'd watch if was if each week Verachel was forced to do disgusting, humiliating fear factorish tasks. Otherwise, I'm staying far, far away. I've wasted enough hours of my life watching those bitches treat people like crap.
Posted by: Veronica's evil | August 3, 2005 02:35 PM (#9 of 11)
It doesn't make sense to me that a girl would wear a MILF t-shirt. How can you label yourself a MILF? You are saying that you are a mother you would like to ***. Maybe they want to do themselves. Obviously, these college dropouts didn't figure that out.
Posted by: suebee | August 3, 2005 02:36 PM (#10 of 11)
I have to laugh at how Tina must be feeling being left out of this nonsense. Anything that makes any of those girls feel bad puts a little smile on my face.
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie | August 4, 2005 05:07 AM (#11 of 11)