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October 16, 2006

SoFarVille

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What's better than no recap? Intermittent multi-episode recapped recaps! Luckkkkky! J-Unit has his frackin' hands Sci-Fi fill with Battlestar Galactica (much like Veronica Mars, I may not know what a "Cylon" is, but I sure do frackin' love me some frack) and Heroes, that I thought since I'm finally all caught up with the worlds of Wisteria Lane and McNamara/Troy, that I could lend a hand to help. J already gave us a Season Premiere recap, so I'm just going to run through a crib sheet version of the last two episodes. This way J can spend more time trying to figure out who the hell the Hearst rapist is on Veronica Mars, I can keep busy on my off days and you can be kept up to date on all things Smallville. Everybody's a winner here folks!

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September 29, 2006

It's the End of the World As We Know It

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So here's the deal. I didn't do a recap of Smallville's season finale because I am a lazy bastard. Because all of the other shows I am doing this year, I probably won't have time to do a full recap every week. However, I don't want to leave the people waiting for smallville recaps hanging. On top of this, I need to stop writing in approximately sixty minutes in order to make happy hour. This will undoubtedly leave me too wasted to do any writing until the middle of the day tomorrow, but I won't do much more this weekend than watch football on Saturday and Sunday, so good luck getting anything done then. Therefore, my Smallville recap has to get done today within the next 58 minutes. Hopefully, I will be able to pull it off. If not, I guess I'll just have to try something different next week.

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September 18, 2006

Celebrate Season 6 of Smallville With Season 5 DVDs

smallville_season5dvdSo, it's that time of year again. TVgasm receives free DVDs and promptly gives them away to readers. This time, we are giving away five free copies of the Smallville Season 5 boxed set on DVD. Admittedly, I was a little disappointed at what happened last season, and my season finale recap is still kicking around in places unknown. However, the DVD is still worthwhile, if for no other reason than being able to see Erica Durance strip to her skivvies with Dolby Digital enhancement (I imagine not the only enhancement going on during those scenes). The new season of Smallville starts Thursday, September 28th at 8PM, and Clark and Lex are finally mortal enemies, so hopefully all will be right in the world again. To enter the contest, simply e-mail contests@tvgasm.com, with the subject Smallville Season 5 DVDs. In the body of the message, let me know your favorite moment from Season 5. If you need a reminder, you can always check out the old recaps. We'll be taking entries until September 28th and the winners will be chosen at random. Good luck!

July 24, 2006

Clipgasm: Lex, Drunks, and Rock N' Roll Edition

Some time has passed since we saw Lex Luthor get stuck by a needle by the liquid Kryptonian robot guy who was once the professor and now I guess is Brainiac. The injection left Lex with superpowers comparable with that of Clark's and the final scene left his fate as rather uncertain. How will Lex behave with his new powers? What does the future hold for Smallville's baddest baddy?

Thanks to an anonymous source close to production at the CW (formerly WB), TVgasm has exclusive footage of how Lex Luthor copes with his new abilities. With powers so great he can do anything his heart desires....all he ever wanted to do was sing!

May 2, 2006

Save Lives First, Ask Questions Later

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So, Smallville was much better last week, but since I have a ton of stuff to do, and it seems TVgasm readers don't have much interest in it any longer, I think I'll be doing photo recaps until the finale. I thought a lot of the Milton Fine stuff was good in the beginning of the year, but the show really bogged down after Jonathan Kent's death and the Clark and Lana love life is another thing that I don't think anybody cares about. I think they waited a little too long to ramp things buck up again, but hopefully they'll do better next year.

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October 16, 2006:SoFarVille
September 29, 2006:It's the End of the World As We Know It
September 18, 2006:Celebrate Season 6 of Smallville With Season 5 DVDs
July 24, 2006:Clipgasm: Lex, Drunks, and Rock N' Roll Edition
May 2, 2006:Save Lives First, Ask Questions Later
April 24, 2006:Head Games
:On-Air to Online: Still Waiting for the Next Big Thing
April 19, 2006:Don't Get Her Mad
April 12, 2006:Flatliners
April 3, 2006:Sometimes Your Eyes Just Hypnotize Me
February 20, 2006:Gentlemen, We Can Rebuild Him. We Have the Technology.
February 13, 2006:Here's A Clue: Ms. Sullivan, With the Candlestick, In the Hallway
February 6, 2006:V is for Vigilante
January 27, 2006:There's Nowhere to Run to When Death Becomes You
January 22, 2006:Panic Room
January 15, 2006:You A Shooter?
December 19, 2005:Lex, This Is Your Life
November 26, 2005:Fire in the Sky
November 16, 2005:I Think I'm Paranoid
November 9, 2005:Giving Him Something He Can Feel
November 1, 2005:They Eat Boyfriends for Breakfast
October 26, 2005:Please Stick to the Rivers and the Lakes That You're Used To
October 19, 2005:Hit Me With Your Best Shot
October 12, 2005:Lights, Candles, Action
October 2, 2005:More Human Than Human
September 30, 2005:How About Some More Free DVDs?
May 31, 2005:Clark Kent Gets a Diploma
May 15, 2005:And Baby Makes Three
May 3, 2005:Clark Rides the Mind Eraser
April 24, 2005:In Contempt of (Prom) Court
April 17, 2005:Two Sides To Every Story
February 24, 2005:Now We're Getting Somewhere (Sort Of)
February 14, 2005:Can't Touch This
February 5, 2005:Alicia Lets Chloe In On A Little Secret
January 31, 2005:Clark and Lana Try to Find Sexual Healing
December 2, 2004:Desperately Seeking Smallville (#4.10)
November 18, 2004:(Lots of) Sleeping With the Enemy
November 11, 2004:Lana Gets Possessed by an Evil Slut
November 4, 2004:Clark No Match for Jedi Mind Trick
October 28, 2004:Lionel Luthor's New Workout Plan
October 21, 2004:Keeping the Door Open for Lame Spinoffs
October 14, 2004:Put Me In Coach
October 9, 2004:The Bare Ass-entials
October 6, 2004:I Could Get Used to This
September 30, 2004:You Just Can't Keep a Good Girl Down
September 23, 2004:Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot