Turns out I'm not an insensitive prick. See, I wouldn't go around stealing foul balls from four year-old kids. But turns out that someone else would. A balding jerk at a Rangers/Cardinals baseball game this weekend nabbed a wayward ball from the feet of a little kid. The crowd booed, the fan gave them the "fuck you" face, and the sportscaster called him "the biggest jerk in the stadium". But at the end of the day, the kid left with a signed Nolan Ryan ball and a bat, among other things, so all was well in the world of baseball.

To find out more, check out the article at St. Louis Today.