Survivor: Committing Hair-a-kiri
Aaaaaand James can officially pass the dunce cap to Erik.
May 9, 2008
May 8, 2008
Survivor: James and the Giant OH MY GOD, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
Lesson One: Do not try to steal Amanda's boyfriend. She will make you pay.
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: James and the Giant OH MY GOD, THAT IS DISGUSTING." »April 29, 2008
Survivor: If I Hear Someone Say 'Eat the Apple' One More Time...
Dumbest move in Survivor history? Probably still with James. But dumbest Survivor contestant ever? Yeah, probably Jason.
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: If I Hear Someone Say 'Eat the Apple' One More Time..." »April 22, 2008
Survivor: Things Finally Get Interesting
Okay, so this season is now officially awesome.
April 19, 2008
Survivor: Meet the Fo-Shizzle Tribe
Hey, a good episode! Imagine that.
Not sunk yet.
April 9, 2008
Survivor: Crying Over Bad Hair
We come back with Malakal from the Tribal Council where Tracy was voted out, and Ozzy is in a particularly bad mood. He snaps pieces of wood into the fire and mutters stuff about how he "just can't understand why anyone would think" he was the leader. Yeah, I can see why he would want to reject that label. After all, when he was on last time Yul was the leader, and his ass got voted out faster than anything. Oh, wait.
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: Crying Over Bad Hair" »April 2, 2008
Survivor: Remember When Some of These People Were Cool?
Previously, on Survivor, Jonathan's knee was about to fall off, so he left. But Chet had an ouchie on his heel! Wah! Vote him out, before he gets scurvy! Look how noble he is for not quitting!
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: Remember When Some of These People Were Cool?" »March 13, 2008
Survivor: FYI - The Weak People Also Get A Vote
We actually start at Airai this time, where Jason is whining about Mikey begin gone. Frankly, as long as Tracy (and maybe also Alexis) stick around, I could give a pants about any of the newbies. Jason seems like a whiner. He tells us that he hates the tribe he's on, and wishes that he were on another one. Well, if you wanted that to happen, you should have been on an earlier season of Survivor, jerk. It's your fault for not being interesting enough.
March 6, 2008
Survivor: Joel's Paranoia Is Bigger Than His Head
This week, on Survivor: Tracy is totally awesome. Finally, someone to like!
Continue reading "Survivor: Survivor: Joel's Paranoia Is Bigger Than His Head" »February 28, 2008
Survivor: And Now, For Something Awkward
This week, on Survivor: Cirie makes me dislike a bunch of people that I used to think were awesome. Amanda FTW!
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