Despite what you may have heard, HBO's new documentary All Aboard! Rosie's Family Cruise (check local listings), is not a chronicle of Ms. O'Donnell's playful romp through a 2,000 passenger oceanliner telling people that she "HAS TO GO TO THE BAFROOM!!" and checking to make sure there are no broken toilet seats. It's not just an account of what Rosie would do to Will Smith if he were around or trying to sell people on her nutrional diet of oreo cookies and chocolate milk. It's not even a lame excuse for me to mention all of the times we have made fun of Rosie's acting. It's actually a story of how Rosie and Kelli O'Donnell chartered a cruise ship back in '04 after feeling there was a lack of vacation options for gay and lesbian families, and unlike Riding the Bus with My Sister, looks like it was actually well-produced. If nothing else, it gives you an excuse to head to Rosie's blog, catch the trailer, and entertain yourself with some new poetry. All Aboard! premeires April 6th on HBO.