I'm running out of adjectives trying to describe how highly anticipated Isabelle and Shawn's wedding is, but I'd have to say it is at least as exciting as running into Anthony Stewart Head on your way to Jamba Juice. So when Jordan Collier randomly walked into the ceremony, I wasn't that surprised, except that HE DIDN'T HAVE AN INVITATION. I've seen weddings at the Elk's Club that were had better security than this event. And hey, perhaps I could understand if he rolled up in a Bentley and the security thought he was just another rich guy, and didn't want to make a fuss, but Jordan basically looks homeless. Who lets the homeless into their wedding? Not even Richard Branson is that crazy.

Now what did Jordan do after he made his way to Shawn? He ran away! Shawn saw him and Tom saw him and they both ran after him, but apparently all of that time as a transient has put him in pretty good shape and he got away. Tom tells the security officers not to let anybody out, but seriously, if Jordan Collier managed to find his way in, how do they expect to keep him out? Is there any branch of law enforcement that has EVER been able to maintain a hard perimeter?

As expected, Jordan got away, and like I said last week, Shawn thought it was the perfect reason to call off the wedding. OK, now I understand that Jordan Collier meant a lot to Shawn, but is Jordan's appearance really enough to call off the wedding? It's not like Shawn was in love with Jordan, right? Shawn thought that Jordan's appearance was enough to stop the wedding, and so he tells Richard to delay the wedding while he helps NTAC look for Jordan. Richard thinks his daughter is crazy, but seriously, if there was one person that had a chance of keeping her at least partially sane, it is Shawn.

Not the bride you want to leave at the altar.

For some brides, you might be able to say that delaying the wedding is not the end of the world, but with Isabelle, you sort of expect the end of the world, literally. That's why I was really surprised when Isabelle was completely calm when Richard came in to tell her that they would be delaying the wedding. Isabelle was not only calm, but she didn't even try to kill anybody. She was confused, but I guess realized that it's bad form to annihilate all of the people at your wedding party, but I thought she would at least fry the brain of the cheap bastards who only bought those wooden spoons from the registry.

Jordan Collier's reappearance means a lot for many people, but it might me the most to Kyle Baldwin. We haven't seen a lot of Kyle Baldwin this year, and I don't really want to complain because really, his has always been a whiny bitch. OK, so he was in a coma for a couple of years, so you can understand that he is a little irritable, but from all the past evidence, he was kind of a fuck up as a teenager. When the future humans put him into a coma, he was getting drunk by a campfire. When he came back, he complained that his father didn't spend a lot of time with him, maybe not realizing that his dad is only trying to prevent the destruction of civilization. Therefore, when we find out that somebody brainwashed Kyle and was the one who killed Jordan Collier, I kind of thought he deserved it. Maybe if his dad wasn't worried about making Kyle feel special, he could have stopped all of this.

Anyway, Tom visits Kyle in prison, and although his hair is shorter, it looks like he is still a whiny bitch. I would think that several months in the prison showers would change his attitude, but I guess I was wrong. Kyle was upset that his father was visiting him. You know, if Tom was smart, he would have sent Kyle some of those psychotropic cookies so Kyle could deal with some of his issues. Sure, Kyle might have hung himself by a shoelace, which would have upset Tom, but it would have made the rest of us happy. Kyle continues to bitch and moan until his father says that Jordan Collier is alive, and Kyle knows that might mean that soap on a rope is a thing of the past.

So, Shawn has a reason and Tom has a reason to chase after Jordan and Diana doesn't want to leave the fun to all of the boys, so the three of them try searching all of Jordan Collier's old properties to see if he may be around. He had a number of safe houses, and while you may think that you don't need safe houses after somebody is dead, you must remember that the 4400 foundation uses them every now and then whenever the government wants to exterminate them, which happens more often than you would expect. They actually find something in one of the houses. There was a sleeping bag and some food wrappers, and a notebook.

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Posted by J-Unit on August 18, 2006 1:38 PM