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January 8, 2008

Celebrity Apprentice: Send In The Clown

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Thought the holidays were over, did you? Wrong! You've obviously overlooked a festering little turd left in your stocking. It's Celebrity Apprentice!

I know, we all thought this tired show was done after the disaster that was last season, but it looks like Trump and the gang have been revived and stuffed back into suits to yet again yell corporate clichés at hapless losers for countless hours on end. And this time, we're joined by a gaggle of what's-her-names, when-did-he-get-out-of-prisons, and I-thought-she-was-deads. Join us, won't you?

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August 20, 2007

Trump wants Paris, Brit & LiLo

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Donald Trump isn't taking new NBC boss and party animal Ben Silverman's reprieve of his reality series The Apprentice lightly. Ben came up with the idea to revive the series with an all-star celebrity edition, and Donald is reaching for the stars to fill it.

They're fallen stars... but pretty big fish nonetheless.

Unholy trinity Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and... yup... Lindsay Lohan... are among the celebs he's wooing to take under his wing and ultimately fire on Celebrity Apprentice next season.

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July 16, 2007

Rosie O'Donnell on Celebrity Apprentice??

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NBC's new party animal programmer Ben Silverman is on a roll. Lets see... he's got Isaiah Washington in a development deal (what do you bet research showed more people in the great viewing public who took his side in the "faggot" incident) and using him to pop up The Bionic Woman ... Jerry Seinfeld to give a goose to the ironic woman on 30 Rock... now what can he do to revive Donald Trump?

Celebrity Apprentice!

Well, that definitely beats an All-Star version, considering that aside from Surya Yalamanchili, The Apprentice has always suffered from a lack of All-Star contestant quality.

No celebs came with the announcement, but while we wait for Gary Coleman and Kathy Griffin to vie for an assistant's gig, Ben's already invited Trump's arch nemesis Rosie O'Donnell to be on the show.

What is he smoking?

Rosie's spokeswoman immediately put the kibosh on the plan, saying, "It will never happen in this lifetime or beyond." But then she admitted that Rosie is negotiating with the Peacock on other projects.

Ben alsio announced he's reviving more than the fortunes of Trump is producer Mark Burnett...

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July 9, 2007

A new view of Ivanka Trump?

ivanka.jpgIt's shaping into a bullish week for the humble Trump family. NBC is expected to soon announce they're renewing Donald's The Apprentice despite all indications (like a public Trump tantrum) that the declining show had been canceled.

Now it's Ivanka's turn.

The top story this morning is that Donald's beautiful, leggy 25-year-old stonefaced daughter (and cohost on the grave-digging Apprentice: LA season) is on the list of candidates to replace daddy's nemesis, Rosie O'Donnell, on The View.

Word is that it's Barbara Walters wants to hire Ivanka because she's a "hottie with brains" who'll "stick it" to Paris Hilton and her parents for screwing Babs over when they were trying to sell Paris' post-prison interview.

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July 6, 2007

Trump cheats death!

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It looks like The Apprentice is being renewed after all.

Sources tell Reuters that NBC plans to announce a renewal of Donald Trump's primetime starring vehicle and bully pulpit at an annual summer presentation to television critics on July 16, about two months after the show was first pronounced dead in the water.

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January 8, 2008:Celebrity Apprentice: Send In The Clown
August 20, 2007:Trump wants Paris, Brit & LiLo
July 16, 2007:Rosie O'Donnell on Celebrity Apprentice??
July 9, 2007:A new view of Ivanka Trump?
July 6, 2007:Trump cheats death!
April 25, 2007:You're Hired!
April 20, 2007:Apprentice's Kristine gets naked for Playboy
:IN-TER-ES-TING!
April 13, 2007:Sanjaya, Surya, Sanurya, Surjaya-- and Imus
April 11, 2007:Trump named Unsexiest Man in the World
April 9, 2007:Worst. Candidates. Ever.
:Fiji Survivors end up in New York
April 3, 2007:Love Is A Many Splendored You're Fired
March 30, 2007:Four Attractive Women?
March 20, 2007:God vs. Trump: The Ultimate Huuugedown
March 14, 2007:Exclusive! Surya & Snoop, behind closed doors
March 13, 2007:Exclusive! Surya's Playboy Mansion adventure
:Where's Beckham When You Need Him?
March 6, 2007:Recap: The Apprentice: Taking Out The Trash
February 19, 2007:Recap: The Apprentice: No Speako Spanish
February 14, 2007:Recap: The Apprentice: The Secret Life of KILLER BEES
January 29, 2007:Recap: The Apprentice: Chicken Suit, Chicken Suit, Chicken Suit
January 23, 2007:Recap: The Apprentice: Look Kids! It's John Belushi's Bloated Corpse!
January 22, 2007:Jacktracker, TrumpStalker, HillsStalker Updates!
January 16, 2007:Everything you need to know about show biz
January 15, 2007:Trump called 'homophobe' over gay swimsuit crack
:Recap: The Apprentice: They Should Have Been Called Team Ramrod
January 10, 2007:Do we care about the Rosie-Trump feud?
January 9, 2007:Apprentice video! The Star Tour from Hell
:Recap: The Apprentice: Losers (Not Winners) Always Lose, Because They Never Win
January 8, 2007:TrumpStalker - Episode 1: Trump Stalkers of the World Unite!
January 7, 2007:The Rubble Man: Extended Full-Length Edition!
January 5, 2007:Clipgasm: Top Nine Apprentice Videos Edition
:Recap: The Apprentice: Recapping Our Top 20 Apprentice Screencaps Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!
January 4, 2007:Jacktracker Season 6 - A New Flack To Track Jack's Back
December 21, 2006:Trumped! Rosie takes the high road
December 20, 2006:Calling Rosie O'Donnell A Slob Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!
December 18, 2006:What??? Survivor copying The Apprentice?
December 7, 2006:Sur-ya! One Apprentice contestant stands out
October 22, 2006:Winning Golf Tournaments is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!
August 31, 2006:She's Fired!
June 14, 2006:Celebrating Your 60th Birthday Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY
:Andrea Bocelli Concerts are a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR A YEAR INDUSTRY
June 9, 2006:Mingling With The Future Business Leaders of Tomorrow
June 7, 2006:Winning the Apprentice is a Thirty Million... Oh Never Mind.
June 6, 2006:Apprentice Live Blog 6-5-06
June 5, 2006:Meeting Carolyn Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY
May 31, 2006:A-Fresh A-Pepi?
May 23, 2006:Make It Work!
:The Apprentice Liveblog 5-22-06
May 19, 2006:TVgasm Attends Apprentice Party, Acts Dumb
May 16, 2006:Eye For An Eye
May 9, 2006:Bring It On!
May 8, 2006:Being Cancelled Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY
May 3, 2006:Talk About Bad Hair Day...
April 25, 2006:Family Business
April 12, 2006:The Price Isn't Right
April 11, 2006:From The Russian With Love
April 7, 2006:I'm Thinking Product Placement
April 4, 2006:Jingle All The Way
April 3, 2006:Moving Timeslots is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!
March 29, 2006:Shape Up or Ship Out
March 28, 2006:Brent to Fat: You're Fired!
March 21, 2006:Nuts and Dolts
March 20, 2006:Making Babies is a $30 BILLION Dollar a Year Industry
March 14, 2006:Catch the Tahoe Spirit!
March 13, 2006:Hey Sistah, Soul Sistahs
March 8, 2006:Dancing In The Streets
February 28, 2006:The Boss Is Back
December 16, 2005:What A Dick!
December 14, 2005:Blame It On The Rain?
December 6, 2005:Now For Something Pleasant
November 29, 2005:Listen All Of Y'All, It's A Sabotage!
November 22, 2005:But Can They Sing?
November 13, 2005:Luke, I Am Your Apprentice
November 7, 2005:Let's Talk About Sex, Baby
November 4, 2005:Toral's Secret Office Job?
October 28, 2005:There Can Only Be One Winner Anyway
October 22, 2005:The Rubble Man!
:Zathura!
October 18, 2005:Queen for a Day
October 7, 2005:Let Them Eat Cake
October 4, 2005:Power. Envy. Prestige. Decadence. Adrenaline. Passion. Ego-driven. APPRENTICE!
September 30, 2005:Best Ad Ever?
September 24, 2005:Run For The Money
July 21, 2005:Misery Loves Company
June 13, 2005:Tarshi-gasm
May 25, 2005:comCAST YOUR VOTES FOR WORST SERVICE INTERRUPTION EVER
May 23, 2005:Tana to Trump: Can I Get A Woop Woop?
:Dis Is Gonna Be 'Uge
May 19, 2005:Fighting To The End
May 10, 2005:Apprentice Goes Girl on Girl
May 5, 2005:Tana Likes Rhinestones, Alex Likes Studs
April 26, 2005:That Was Easy! (Being an Idiot, That Is)
April 18, 2005:You Got Me Feeling Emotions
April 12, 2005:Kristen From The Apprentice Expands the Definition of "Pathetic"
April 10, 2005:Chris is Arrested AND THAT IS A FACT!
April 9, 2005:Project Trumpway
April 8, 2005:"I Am We Todd Did; I Am Sofa King We Todd Did"
April 5, 2005:The Apprentice's Kristen Kirchner: A Genius in France
April 4, 2005:Avoid the Noid
March 31, 2005:Nipple Trumps 15th Minute - UPDATED
March 27, 2005:Hairy Girls and Big Boxes
March 11, 2005:MILF in Iowa to Lil Jon: I Speak Jive!
:Apprentice-Gasm
March 6, 2005:TVgasm Tries the Tarshi Bar —  Viewer Discretion Advised
March 4, 2005:Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful
February 25, 2005:Bling Bling It Is!
February 20, 2005:Dumbass-A-Go-Go
February 11, 2005:The Best Possible Vegetable Porn — With A Gay Twist!
February 8, 2005:Kristen Is A Stupid Poopie Pants Caught on Stolen Video Footage
February 4, 2005:The Best Part of Waking Up Is Apprentice In Your Cup
January 31, 2005:Hey Fat Lazy TV Watchers, Win A Tarshi Bar!
January 28, 2005:Roach Motel
January 26, 2005:Hook'd Ohn Fonix Werk'd Fer Mee
January 24, 2005:www.Begin-My-15-Minutes.com
January 21, 2005:Back to Business
December 17, 2004:The Neverending Story
December 14, 2004:MAXIM-IZE Your 15 Minutes of Shame
December 10, 2004:Maria Boren: Domo Arigato, Mrs. Roboto
:Trump Instigates Girl on Girl Action
December 3, 2004:Corporate Whore
November 30, 2004:MariaBoren.com - The Official TVgasm Review
November 19, 2004:"GIVE ME BITCHY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!"
November 12, 2004:Left at the Altar
November 5, 2004:This Ain't No Rerun. Raj Finds Out What's Happening.
November 3, 2004:Canines Latest Victims of TVgasm Fans
October 29, 2004:Elizabeth Feels A Little NYPD Blue
October 22, 2004:Release The Hounds
October 15, 2004:What Not To Wear
October 8, 2004:It Works! (The Men's Team, That Is)
September 30, 2004:Maria Full of Grace
:Jennifer C.: Not A Big Fan of Fiddler On The Roof
September 24, 2004:Women
September 17, 2004:I Scream, You Scream...
September 10, 2004:Toys For Tots
September 1, 2004:You're Potentially FIRED!
July 9, 2004:Sometimes It's Cheaper to Use the Valet