Hey Fat Lazy TV Watchers, Win A Tarshi Bar! - 
by madeyoulaugh
Have you ever wanted to be a part of television, but worried about scraping your fat ass away from your TV or internet for longer than it takes to order your double stuffed, thing crust, triple decker, multi-cheese, meat lovers, pan fried, deep fried pizza? Worry not!
Tv Gasm is making available to you a way to win the most self indulgent product since TRUMP WATER, a Tarshi Bar without ever having to leave your computer screen.
That's right. We at the Gasm not only encourage TV watching, but laziness and gluttony as whole. So when the opportunity arose to give away food, well we leaped at the chance. Well, I leaped...but the effort used in that leap, caused palpitations of the heart and I collapsed in a cold pale sweat. I am told J-Unit ran to my unconscious aid, but only made it about 15 feet before succumbing to a sudden onset of diabetes on account of seeing how many twinkies he could eat in a 48 hour period. B-Side would have helped, but was too busy masturbating over his silly victory over J-Unit and I, in the best of 2004 poll. Back to the point...
All you have to do win the Tarshi Bar, is pick the next apprentice....Read entry instructions and the official rules after the jump...
THE DEAL - Whoever can predict the winner of this season of The Apprentice, as well as most accurately predict the order in which the candidates will be fired, will win the Tarshi Bar.
In an email send the names in order 1st place (THE APPRENTICE) to 18th place (Todd). Winners will be announced at the end of the show. In the event of a tie, winner will be determined by who I deem to be hotter. I kid! In the event of a tie, multiple bars will be rewarded up to 5. Should more than 5people tie, the winners will be determined by the order their entry was received.
THE DEADLINE: Thursday, Feb 3rd 12:00pm PST
Email your submission to madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com
Be sure to reference a Tarshi Bar in the Subject.
GOOD LUCK!!
And on a related note:
Tarshi's Bar & Trump's Water have inspired me. Be sure to keep an eye out in the future for my new product "Madeyoulaugh's Nuts!" Almonds, peanuts, macadamia, walnuts and more. It never looked as good as it does in its sleek packaging. And as a healthy snack alternative, Mothers everywhere will be saying "I can’t wait to get my children’s mouths around Madeyoulaugh's Nuts!" COMING SOON
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Comments
Wow. I destroyed you guys.
Ha. I'm awesome.
Posted by: B-Side | January 31, 2005 12:11 PM(#1 of 3)
"Mothers everywhere will be saying "I can’t wait to get my children’s mouths around Madeyoulaugh's Nuts!"
How apropos for the first day of the Michael Jackson trial
Posted by: Retroqueen | January 31, 2005 3:13 PM(#2 of 3)
Madeyoulaugh and J-Unit both got one vote. Let me guess, they voted for themseleves. :-D I'm just kidding. But I hope that masturbating was a metaphor for something else.
Posted by: Lisa | February 1, 2005 7:37 AM(#3 of 3)