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by J-Unit

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So, it's still Monday and you still aren't getting anything done. Maybe you didn't want to do the survey, how about watching the one of the worst movies ever created? It's called Soul Sistahs and features our favorite Apprentice bitch, Omarosa. I received an e-mail letting me know that this movie exists, and was going to throw it away because it was clearly written by a PR person trying to make this a viral video and get it linked a bunch of places. Before deleting, I decided to give this movie a try and it is so horrible, I had to share. The premise? An elderly Jewish yenta(who looks like Judd Hirsch in drag) from outer space has Omarosa steal Donald Trump's hair. You know what? It's even worse than it sounds, and I should know, because I spent $15 to see Ultraviolet. If you have ten minutes and you aren't embarrassed when your cubemates hear you cackling with laughter, check out the website and view the "film".

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Posted by J-Unit on March 13, 2006 10:28 AM

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Oh my God. I refreshed my tvgasm page and BAM!! Fucking Omarosa's face shows up. That startled me so bad. J-Unit, that was very low of you :)

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 10:42 AM(#1 of 25)

Wow. That really is horrible. I know she's a reality whore, but it seems even below her. It's so poorly made in every way it's not even funny.

Posted by: m_ruv [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 10:54 AM(#2 of 25)

WTF was that?

Posted by: Zharak [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 10:54 AM(#3 of 25)

It takes talent to demonstrate how bad your acting chops are in a 5 second clip of "evil laughter". Omarosa has that sort of talent.

Barbarella sans orgasmotron and Duran Duran.

Posted by: BigMax [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 11:43 AM(#4 of 25)

i'm kind of afraid to watch it..should i ever bother?

Posted by: anonym. [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 12:23 PM(#5 of 25)

This is a joke, right? Did someone actually pay her for doing this?

Posted by: RealityTV4Me [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 12:41 PM(#6 of 25)

Instead of harping on what is "bad" perhaps we could suggest ways to "improve" the sequel . My suggestion would be for the Evil Yenta to join forces with Santino. Imagine the bitch fight between Omarosa and Santino.

Posted by: Double L [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 12:48 PM(#7 of 25)

ok, so i just saw it..it totally reminds me of MAD TV's "Glamazon Huntress:A.D"

Posted by: anonym. [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 12:52 PM(#8 of 25)

Was the cast of Real World Austin a part of this fine production? This just smacks of Neminahs avant garde screen wipes and Rachel's iMovie skills.

Posted by: nocable [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 12:58 PM(#9 of 25)

Wow. What the hell. Seriously. Wow. I'm speechless.

My favourite part was the scene with the "Stoned Omarosa" dancing with the Yenta lady.

But, wow. What the hell were they thinking?

Posted by: Mark [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 3:43 PM(#10 of 25)

Honestly, that woman has no shame.

From the White House to this...So terribly sad.

This is what happens when you show yourself to be an unemployable asshole on national TV.

Way to go Omarosa!

Posted by: Phenom [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 5:20 PM(#11 of 25)

Christ, this is worse than the talking ad over the weekend.

Posted by: sg-dub [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 5:34 PM(#12 of 25)

Um..

...er..

..... can't even come up
with snark....

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 5:51 PM(#13 of 25)

I only made it halfway through the clip... I had to stop after I threw up a little in my mouth... (ugh...)

Posted by: chris m || hunk du jour [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 6:25 PM(#14 of 25)

Maybe Double L is right, we should give some creative feedback. Here's mine:

Spend more than 5 minutes on the script.
Spend more than 5 dollars on the production.

I'm really sorry I saw this. What was the point again? Seems I forgot. Either that or my brain doesn't want to waste anymore energy on this...

Posted by: djlovekraft [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 11:19 PM(#15 of 25)

that it even exists..

I weep for humanity.

Posted by: plethLaura [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 13, 2006 11:32 PM(#16 of 25)

I want the five minutes back of my life from watching that. Give me Tori Spelling anytime!

Posted by: BrugaCMH [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 4:37 AM(#17 of 25)

Ok, now that I've recovered from the shock, a few observations:

- Who was the second Soul Sistah? Doesn't it take more than one to warrant the "s" in Soul Sistahs?

- Why did the crazy yenta dress Omarosa in a silver dress and white wig only to have her put on red bondage gear for the hair heist?

- Why am I even trying to make sense of this drivel?

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 5:03 AM(#18 of 25)

Scary. She's scarier than Grace Jones. And Grace is a seriously frightening woman.

Posted by: jelodi97 [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 5:12 AM(#19 of 25)

How long before a Omarosa secret 'sex tape' shows up on the internet, a la Jenna Lewis?

Just a prediction!

KH

Posted by: KatiesHole [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 5:47 AM(#20 of 25)

I couldn't make it through the whole thing.....

Posted by: jenny10girl [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 5:49 AM(#21 of 25)

I couldn't make it through. It was far too painful.

Posted by: OD-TV [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 6:47 AM(#22 of 25)

Please KatiesHole, please bite your tongue. Are we to be spared no horror?

Posted by: BigMax [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 14, 2006 7:46 AM(#23 of 25)

Please, next time you have a picture of Omarosa, at least post a WARNING!!! That picture almost scared me as much as the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz did when I was 7...

Maybe Omarosa needs to get together with that scary guy in that movie that has just been released. They look like the perfect pair.

Posted by: chick110 [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 15, 2006 5:47 AM(#24 of 25)

I damn near died of laughter when I saw this picture. This is the funniest, dumbest and down right most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. And I thought this chicks 15 minutes of fame was over. And damn she looks scary in that picture. I would rather look at the chick from the Ring than this thing.....Scary.

Posted by: DDE [TypeKey Profile Page] | March 17, 2006 4:51 PM(#25 of 25)