Celebrating Your 60th Birthday Is A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY - 
by B-side
Two Trump posts in a row? Today must be a special day. In fact, it is! On this day in 1946, one Donald Trump was born. Shockingly, he uttered his first words right there in the hospital room: "Leaving my mother's womb is a THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!" He has since gone on to boast that his umbilical cord was so 'uge and luxurious that he has now patented his own brand, Trump Umbilical.
No word on what the big guy is doing today to celebrate, but I'm sure that Melania and Ivanka have some extravagant gala planned -- probably involving some sort of life-sized ice sculpture and a string quartet. Hey, as long as there's a cookie tray for George, I'll be happy. Happy Birthday Donald!
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I love how he's going 'ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!' in that pic.
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June 14, 2006 11:21 AM(#1 of 4)
HEY!!! My Name is IVANKA!!!
Just I'm flat broke
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June 14, 2006 1:11 PM(#2 of 4)
Who are those random very fertile people in the background? Is that Jason Alexander a/k/a George Costanza over Trump's left shoulder?
I hear they are going to rename 1946 "Trump year" in commemeration and that thus the year 2006 will now be known as 60 A.T.
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June 14, 2006 1:21 PM(#3 of 4)
It's the Donald's 60th. What do you get for the man that has everything?
Introducing Trump Nothing™ — it's the most luxurious nothing you'll ever own.
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June 14, 2006 4:18 PM(#4 of 4)