Congratulations to Donald Trump, who won the Manhattan Golf Classic (with the considerable help of his partner, Tom Watson, who just happens to be the five-time British Open champion). No word on whether or not Melania was regally observing the event, but we imagine that after her scowl-fest during game seven of the National League Championship series, she's probably sworn off sporting events, instead opting to remain at home, tending to young Baron with her usual barrage of distant smiles and Continental beauty.

Anyway, Watson said of his partner, "Donald played very well... He hit three 5-woods that he just smoked. He had it under control today." No surprise here. After all, having it under control today IS A THIRTY BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!

In other news, Carolyn Kepcher just finished a rousing game of miniature golf at the Red Rooster in Brewster, NY.

For more on Donald's latest victory, click here. And for more on the Red Rooster, click here!