The Bachelor: Bland Ambition - 
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Kimberly from Deadmonton, Alberta decided to bring it up a level (or down a level, depending on how you view it.) We now revisit the whole "you can't take your clothes off unless there's a pool party in session" logic. Emerging from the bedroom, she had changed into her skank-ware, which consisted of a bra and a towel. Blame Canada. Kimberly, you were supposed to leave those flotation devices at the pool! Oh wait... This tactic did garner some alone time with the Bachelor, however. During their private lapdance conversation, she revealed to him that her family owned the best Ukranian restaurant in Canada. Is that so, Kimberely? Why is it then, that I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF IT? And also, if said restaurant is located in Deadmonton of all places, it's highly unlikely it's the best one in all of Canada. Perhaps it was her promise of perogies or the gaunch that was on display, either or, she got a rose.
Out in the living room, the girls ganged up on Sarah Dub for knitting all the time and not socializing with them. Hmm, do I want to eat sushi and make fun of people or sit around and knit something? It's a toughie, I tell ya. "This situation has happened to me my entire life!" bemoaned Sarah Dub. What situation is that? People telling you to stop knitting?? Well for Chrissakes, grab a clue then! Put those freaking needles DOWN!
Oh, not that situation. What she meant was, she's always been too pretty and that caused people to be mean to her. Ah, now we get ya. THAT situation. Oh yeah, I hate it when that happens. She then received an invite from fired apprentice Audrey, who wanted to form a "We're Too Pretty so People are Mean to Us" club.
Sarah Dub, like, ran to like, Charlie for some like, comfort or something, and like, it was because of the bitchfest with the rest of the household, like, you know? She stuttered her way through the conversation, uttering "like" about a hundred times. She then changed it up a bit with a couple of you know's and whatever's.
At the dreaded Rose Ceremony, Krisily was the first to speak out, saying she wasn't there to make friends. Kerry, the oldest of the bunch, at a whopping 32 years old, called Krisily the instigator of all the drama that has taken place. Kindle chimed in saying that the most competitive thing amongst girls is love and guys. And here I thought it was the wedding dress sale at Filene's.
Receving a rose were Anitra, Jenny, Kindle, the other Sarah (who looks unfortunately like Caroline Rhea), and Krisily. Deflowered were Gina Marie, Carrie, and Kerry, who noted that Krisily was white trash and that she was just white. Meanwhile at home, last week's rejectee Kyshwan noted that Kerry was white and got to stay on for one episode longer than herself.
Next week: Kara reveals her big secret - she's a single mom!!
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Wait, did I hear something about there being a single mom on the show? They've done such a good job of keeping it hidden. Which one is it I wonder. Will we ever find out? Is this the big secret of the season? I can't wait to hear more about this developement.
Rick D.
Posted by: Rick D. | April 5, 2005 11:34 AM(#1 of 17)
Hmm...I actually like Sarah W. She seems like the most down to earth girl there.
Posted by: melisa | April 5, 2005 11:40 AM(#2 of 17)
I actually think Sarah W. looks like a cross between Heidi Klum and Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: MediaGirl | April 5, 2005 11:55 AM(#3 of 17)
I can't believe how much more interesting this show is with the whole "no rules" policy. I had given up on this show 2 bachelors ago--z-z-z-z
Now I even have my husband watching it.
Ya know, if they really want to crank up the catfights, they could have Charlie take the next group date shoe shopping.
Brenda
Posted by: Brenda | April 5, 2005 11:56 AM(#4 of 17)
So apparently Sarah W. is too dumb to be able to knit and talk at the same time. She is probably mouthing "knit one, pearl two" the entire time and that's why she can't have a conversation while knitting.
I totally loved how all the others were trashing Megans hair. Like we're supposed to believe they are all natural blondes. Puhlease. Sarah W. with those N-A-S-T-Y extensions.
Posted by: Betsy | April 5, 2005 12:01 PM(#5 of 17)
I was so glad someone finally called Crisily out on being white trash. I think if she had said it to her face, Crisily would have responded with: So?
I think that single mom is trying to get Charlie to dump her. Why else would she keep shoving it down his throat?
I can't believe that one skank. Seriously, how do guys find that appealing, I love the previews where Charlie is admitting they made out to the other girls. What a dumbass.
I thought for a second that she was from Hawaii since that's what she said when she came out in her hot pink slut gear. Now that I know she is from Canada, I'm not sure what the relevance was of her wearing that in New York...
Posted by: smithie | April 5, 2005 12:21 PM(#6 of 17)
I'm glad Meghan's gone...she was boring.
As for the mommy...what the hell is he doing keeping her around for, she's dog awful (nothing against mom's..I am one).
I have my husband watching as well, and he obviously thinks Sarah W is a hottie, because when I was making fun of her "Like...yunno...Like..you make me Like...uhh like..." Speech last night, he was defending her saying she's nervous and cute...leave her alone.
Ahhh!! What Have I created??...I shouldn't let him watch this stuff..
Posted by: melisa | April 5, 2005 12:22 PM(#7 of 17)
You KNOW Single Mom is goin' down next episode. When they showed the previews of next week and she badgered him AGAIN about dating single moms, I was like, "She's done! Buh-bye!"
*loud gutteral sigh*
Posted by: Jess | April 5, 2005 12:45 PM(#8 of 17)
I loved it when he had the pics of all the girls laid out and was talking shit about Dannuska! She really sucked.
"What you see is what you get," Megan assured Charlie, as she flipped her newly dyed hair, pursed her collagen-injected lips, and batted her false eyelashes. Classic.
All of these women are whorible.
Posted by: Kelley | April 5, 2005 12:57 PM(#9 of 17)
why isn't anyone commenting on all the women wearing the same pajamas!!! Why were they all in the same pjs?? That was totally bizzare.
Posted by: perry | April 5, 2005 7:47 PM(#10 of 17)
I can't believe Sarah W has had a problem with girls being jealous of her her whole life, because she's not that pretty. Maybe if she ran a comb through that mop, but she sat there with curlers in her hair, and it still looked like crap.
I think Krisily is prbably the prettiest; too bad she has that mouth on her. Does she think anything she doesn't say?
I know single mom is going home next week. I was rooting for her, being one myself. What they need is a single mom Bachelorette, and let her pick from 25 guys.
I also miss Danushka. I knew she was going home last week after the things she said, but it would be great to have her around to provide color commentary.
And where did they get those pajamas?
Posted by: Victoria | April 5, 2005 11:16 PM(#11 of 17)
No Sarah dub is not that special, or cute.
Krisily looks like a hottie IN the late 80's. She is as white trash as it gets. Nice bangs.
No offense, Victoria, the single mom (Kara) sucks. Not because she is a single mom, but because she is wearing that title like a badge of honor. She still left her kid to go on a show to act like a raging tramp to get the affection of a F-list actor... Rather pathetic, don't you think?
I was very sad to Dannuska go- as I could see her providing much entertainment over the next few weeks!:)
Posted by: Kelley | April 5, 2005 11:33 PM(#12 of 17)
Is it just me or is Charlie suddenly turning into Flavor Flav? "Operation Flirt is now in progress". Looks like someone has the Flav season of The Surreal Life recorded on video tape.
Watch for Charlie to start wearing a Viking helmet and silver teeth caps.
Posted by: Ekkostar | April 6, 2005 8:05 AM(#13 of 17)
regarding the pjs -- all the bachelorettes receive a 'gift bag' upon their arrival at the house/apartment and more than likely, they all received the same pjs in that gift bag
Posted by: JoeyToo | April 6, 2005 9:35 AM(#14 of 17)
Yes, single mom(Kara) does suck. It's one thing to tell him and see if he's cool with it, but she won't shut up about it. It's one thing to maybe talk about her daughter, but she doesn't talk about her daughter. She talks about being a single mom. And, no he's not worth it. He's a goon. That's why I like the idea of the single mom show where she gets to make all the choices. Like the one they had on Telemundo. Only without the best friend in the hot tub trying to tempt the men to see if they'll be true.
Posted by: Victoria | April 6, 2005 1:10 PM(#15 of 17)
Is it just me or does the picture of Charlie staring at the New York City skyline look suspiciously like Jason Bateman?
Posted by: meeshie | April 8, 2005 9:39 AM(#16 of 17)
Didn't Flava Flav say such and such "is now in process" not progress?
Posted by: noname | April 8, 2005 11:39 AM(#17 of 17)