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Sally Jesse Elizabeth’s dress was chosen, as was Princess’s design for the Blue Team. Just as this show was getting terminally boring, CBS gave me my first taste of Big Brother 6 houseguests. One wacky guy wants to be a Jedi! One girl is going to play sweet and innocent but she’s not! Beau says “faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous” in such a gay way that Tommy on “The Cut” would be impressed. This week, folks, this week. Anyway, back on the show I’m recapping, it was time for Style Forum, the weekly sinister meeting in the grand hall that reminds me of what I think happens at Freemason initiation meetings – perhaps without the cool music. The model that Wes found at the SoHo party certainly looked the part and strutted her stuff in Liz’s green floor length dress pretty well. The dress was a bit frumpy for my tastes, but did have a big “keyhole” in the back, which was nice. (Yes, I just learned the term keyhole on this show.) Next came Team Blue’s creation and it was – HORRIBLE. Only a complete and total fag would make something so hateful towards women. It looked like an 8th grade formal dress from the early nineties; shiny purplish material, puffy pleated skirt, ugh. I really think I last saw this design back on Donna Martin when she was boozing it up at her prom.
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Ok....I TRIED......I REALLY did TRY to watch this show for the second time......but after the first 20 min. of coma inducing boredom,I had to do something HORRIBLE......I turned OFF the tv and God help me,resorted to reading a book.Is that what it has come to?Tv was the good place,my happy place....and now look at me READING oh the humanity.......I think with some help I can hang on until thursday when BB6 starts.......I'm conna take the edge of with Hells Kitchen tonight and I wanna be a Hilton tuesday night may help......if I can just sweat it out wed. night,I know I'll be ok......
Posted by: Brian | July 4, 2005 5:33 AM(#1 of 11)
Sad to see Tommy go? If so, and you live in Chicago, you should check out PBS's Check Please for a rerun of the episode where Tommy reviews his favorite restaraunt. He also appears in the opening credits for the entire series. And yes, even in this show, his manner and behaviour are an embarassment to self-respecting homosexuals everywhere.
Posted by: Hinha | July 4, 2005 9:33 AM(#2 of 11)
Tommy might have screwed up this time but I don't see how Princess keeps getting by each week. She is useless.
Posted by: runswithscissors | July 4, 2005 11:42 AM(#3 of 11)
Brian- Sorry to break the bad news but no Hell's Kitchen tonight. Two hours of Nanny 911 instead, thanks a pantload Fox. Only good news is two new hours of HK next Monday. I'm glad I quit watching The Cut it's mind numbing. sg-dub what the fuck did you do to B-side and J-unit to get the lousy job of watching this dreck?
Posted by: GNARKILL | July 4, 2005 12:49 PM(#4 of 11)
just a sidenote-- I believe Donna Martins' dress was a white ankle length gown. It looked nothing like Tommys' heinous creation.
my question was-- It is the first 'DESIGN" challenge for this show and almost everyone raised their hand to go to the party (social challenge). What the hell is up with that. Am I crazy our don't they get to create a line under the Tommy label. Why wouldn't these people want him to see them create . Another thing that is weird-- some of these people have said they know nothing about designing, what show did they sign up for then "Big Brother" (3days!!!!)
Princess needs to go. Shauna get over the "I'm sick" thing-- you are on a reality competition show, BUCK UP. Wes I would've like to see what he could design. Jeff GO HOME pease, he's killing me. And what the F--K is up with Julie-- the big glasses, the hot pink scarf, oh and the dress needs a hot pink lining, that dress of hers was worse than Tommys (plus her I can't understand gay people comments last week)
I keep watching though. I'm glad Big Brother takes over Thurs. nights this week though
I can't wait for a new season of Project Runway, now that's a cool design competition.
Thanks for the recap-- Love this site
Posted by: Colin | July 4, 2005 1:37 PM(#5 of 11)
For some reason, I keep watching this show. They should have kept Tommy, who else am I gonna laugh at? These people are BORING.
Posted by: 3blue | July 4, 2005 10:52 PM(#6 of 11)
I know I will be shot for saying this, but I kinda like the show. I like the fact the "contestants" who try to b.s. always get caught by by HALfiger. The fact that Tommy looked at HALfiger dead in the eye and said that he didn't change the pattern and that he didn't have much help sealed his fate (yea!). Like TH isn't watching in the background...mwah hahahaha! Maybe he can read lips, too..."What are you doing, Tommy? Fouling up! You stupid idiot, don't say your evil scheme outloud--hatch it quietly! That's the first rule of being a evil schemer! Of course, this is Tommy, who was so overt in everything else, why should I expect anything differently... he is so overtly flaming, you could light a cigarette off his butt...FLAME ON!
BTW, are you sure that's Julie and not Joan Kennedy?
Posted by: Helenann | July 5, 2005 12:03 AM(#7 of 11)
They kept interrupting the show locally for thunderstorm warnings and radar pans that lasted at least 5 minutes at a time. Much more entertaining than The Cut.
Posted by: jim | July 5, 2005 1:24 PM(#8 of 11)
Robs little "I'm gulty spending money on myself cuz I spend all mine on my kids" story wouldve been more beleivable if he didnt go out of his way to tell every person in a 5 mile radius.
Even moeny his kids have socks with holes in em and he has a "daddys only" playstation 2.
Posted by: Eddiebosox | July 6, 2005 7:38 AM(#9 of 11)
Wouldn't you think Tommy would have had greater success with a biography? And to make The Cut worse than it already is, the guy who really calls the shots at Tommy's place is a man named Peter Connolly ... Connolly made himself an Executive Producer of the show and nobody seems to know what experience he had for that. So, the show is being shot down by its own people.
Parting thought: how bad does a show's ratings have to be before it's pulled?
Posted by: Chris | July 13, 2005 4:33 PM(#10 of 11)
I love it!
Posted by: D, Delaware | July 21, 2005 10:49 AM(#11 of 11)