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Lets face it, we all jumped on the OC Bandwagon, loving to hate and hating to love it but nevertheless joining the Cooper's and Cohen's each and every Wednesday, much as we did back in day with our Peach Pit Pals. it was the one night in my week that was always engraved in my black book with sharpie opposed to pencil, my one true plan...i couldn't be anywhere, I had a hot date with the gang that actually had more drama than i did. Needles to say the ride on this bandwagon was a bit bumpy at times and much like a trek into the valley from glorious WEHO, steadily climbing up a hill, hurling us around curves, this way and that and then gradually descending only to end up in a sketchy little area wishing you were back where you started.
Here it comes...that's right, the haterade, AKA criticism...but if you make it to the end I promise it will become somewhat constructive and by no means will I abandon my Wednesday pal's , in fact, I miss them already.
O.C.(Outrageously Critical Characterizations)
i honestly believe that each character portrayed truly represents the OC in more ways then one, coming together to create a dynamic Californian KlanSandy ; Outrageously Cool, Calm Collected
Ok, not only is he totally chill and always ready to rescue troubled teens, or trek off to The Vegas for a little fun but he is what all the gals have been waiting for since American Pie...he's a DILF(dad i'd Like to Fuck). C'mon, he's cute, funny and caring...Kiki is one lucky Cohen.Kiki: Or was it Chardonnay, Champagne, Cognac, Chambord....
Granted she's a hot and cool mom but the woman is a stresscase and needs to look into the 12 step program before cirrhosis of the liver kicks in. We knew it had become a problem when even promos had shots of Kiki throwing back the bubbly. Kiki, please take the first step and just admit you are a DRUNK.Seth: Ocean Cruisin Cheeseball
is he going to Tahiti??? We were all left hanging on this one, and honestly, could this dorky urban outfitters wearing dorky Cohen really make it there? We love him, he's cute, cuddly , full of personality and has an adorable girlfriend after having escaped a thrilling love triangle. He was the man for awhile but now all he has is Summer Breeze...does it make him feel fine?Ryan: Outta Control Cocky Ex-Chino
This wife -beater wearing wanna be tough guy leaves a lot to be desired, it is no wonder that Seth has become the OC heartthrob; there was no competition. I was never happier to see anyone return home as I was when he cruised past Marissa with a lovelorn pout, seated next to his baby's momma in her '77 mustard yellow pinto. Honestly, we couldn't help but laugh...serves the horny little trouble making prick right. And as for his acting ability, basically he flunked out of Acting 101 and doesn't have any abilities other than having mastered a plethora of methods in which to say "HEY". No wonder he and Marissa were such a perfect pair.Luke: On top of the Coopers
He was the all American football stud that we just wanted to love, though we never understood why he was dating, sleeping with and supposedly in love with Marissa the croissant banged lush. He had a lot of potential and after booting her had a pretty promising future until that quirky "my dad is gay" revelation popped up and in turn made him a little bit whacky. Needless to say his storyline blossomed with his infatuation and love affair with the one and only Julie Copper. Apparently he saw the MILF in her much as I see the DILF in Sandy...so I can't really blame him there and after all, at least he kept it all in the family...riight??Anna: On a jet plane Cross Country
She was the spunky, punky, fun-loving risky Cohen loving chic that it was so hard to say goodbye to. Had she remained I could have easily watched the intense love triangle drag on for at least the remainder of the season and after she trekked off to Pittsburg the show dynamic and intrigue definitely faded. I was holding out for a little menage trois or perhaps a little Summer / Anna cat fight complete with a little hair pulling. Afterall...isn't that how they do it in the OC bitch?| 1 | 2 Next Page... ( Comments ) | Discuss In Our Forums