Jokes have been made that the self-love of Heiress Paris Hilton could never span beyond her own reflection.

But that’s just the jokes. The truth is, after years of it just being Paris in love with Paris, Paris finally found someone else to love, and that man was (heir) Paris. For five months Paris and Paris dated and could be seen kissing one another in displays of awkward passion. So now Paris has learned to love more than just Paris by falling in love with Paris up to and including the inevitable, Paris proposed to Paris and Paris finally got to say "I am so in love with you Paris," Paris then looked away from her MAC compact mirror and looked up at Paris and said "Yes Paris, I will marry you." And the heavens crashed in. The couple then celebrated with a carwash for two.

Videotape will, no doubt, be available soon.