Awwwww, The surreal 7 have a Hart! - 
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And so they labored under the hot Southern California sun through the afternoon. Carey did a great job commanding his troops and the yard really came together. Omarosa and Janice, meanwhile, continued to do nothing. After Balki coined the phrase, "candy-ass-itis," the World's First Supermodel stated that she was "allergic to sod." When asked to raise a finger, Janice screeched, "It's not in my contract to lift!" Except for lifting, y'know, your droopy eyelids, cheek fat, ass lard, tummy blubber, silicone chest bags, etc.
Oi, tough episode. At the end, there was another slightly tense moment when Balki again poked at Janice (perhaps to see if she's really human). Once again, she yelped and whined about his behavior. Nothing more to this - except that I'm hoping that it's all leading up to some payoff down the road. At least the previews for next week promise much more skin and frivolity. Though, it'll probably be for the benefit of some horrible "Abandoned Child Burn Victims" charity or something.
For now, in an effort to scrub the memory of this episode from our collective brain, let's all enjoy a picture of one of the cute kids these morons begrudgingly helped. Awwwwww...
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Before convicted wife-beater Jose Canseco could get too uncomfortable,
heh, that was pretty funny.
Posted by: HIM | August 5, 2005 12:50 AM(#1 of 14)
janice is completely repulsive. the "but i'm a supermodel!" excuse really doesn't work WHEN YOU REALLY NO LONGER QUALIFY AS A MODEL!! show me the runway or magazine cover she's (dis)graced with her presence lately. oh, none? yeah, because she's HIDEOUS.
Posted by: rhm | August 5, 2005 6:14 AM(#2 of 14)
Any woman Janice Dickinson's age that can still wear skivvies like that will get my seal of approval.
Posted by: British | August 5, 2005 6:15 AM(#3 of 14)
Alternative caption to the Janice/thong picture:
"What an Asshole"
I figured that may not go over so well on the front page, however.
Posted by: sg-dub | August 5, 2005 6:34 AM(#4 of 14)
What bad grammer did Omarosa use. If you mean to say that she should have said that she felt "badly" for the kids, that would be incorrect. That would imply that she is not a good feeler.
Posted by: josh | August 5, 2005 8:12 AM(#5 of 14)
josh is right--always a pet peeve when people say "feel badly" b/c that implies their ability to feel is impaired--badly acts as an adverb. the correct phrase *is* "feel bad," as bad modifies the person doing the feeling, not their ability to feel.
Posted by: jane | August 5, 2005 8:46 AM(#6 of 14)
The modification was meant for isn't well - as in Janice isn't well. But we all know that "not well" is just polite for "fucking crazy". Not that I wish to defend OmoAss.
Posted by: siouxxC | August 5, 2005 9:53 AM(#7 of 14)
Omarosa is just painful to watch on tv. She thinks she shits diamonds. She makes up words. Did anyone else catch the word when she was talking in the diary room before they left for the project. It was something like 'volunteerism'.
Posted by: carol | August 5, 2005 10:26 AM(#8 of 14)
josh -
>What bad grammer did Omarosa use. If >you mean to say that she should have >said that she felt "badly" for the >kids, that would be incorrect.
Sorry, you are correct. But you forgot a question mark.
Posted by: sg-dub | August 5, 2005 10:32 AM(#9 of 14)
Blast!
Posted by: josh | August 5, 2005 1:06 PM(#10 of 14)
Doesn't Janice's butt just look like one huge vagina? If you can stomach it, look at the picture again, and tell me if it ain't so.
Yes, I used the word "ain't". Please no one correct my grammar for ten minutes.
Posted by: joslyn | August 5, 2005 1:17 PM(#11 of 14)
Janice wouldn't do a strip tease because "I'm a mother", yet she shoved her anus out a car window for all to see.... hmmmm.... me thinks this chick esta loca.
Tyra Banks you don't have to say a word... we all understand.
Posted by: First Supermodel My Ass | August 5, 2005 2:22 PM(#12 of 14)
Isn't there some sort of statute of limitations on being a supermodel? I mean, if you were a supermodel fifty years ago, you can't be one now, you're just old and scary.
It's amazing ... after last week's train wreck, I actually found myself considering that maybe Omarassa isn't quite as obnoxious as she had come off before. OK, just a little bit off base there! What was the one line, after going on and on about how much volunteer work she does? "I'm Omarosa, I don't do that kind of work!" Something like that...
Posted by: dumbanddumber | August 5, 2005 6:00 PM(#13 of 14)
When Omarasoa said (in regards to Carey), "I am not his girlfriend Pink. He can go talk to Pink and yell and scream at her but he will not disrespect me." I flashed to a vision of Pink kicking Omaraosa's candyass cuz you just know she could.
Posted by: TinkerbellApixie | August 6, 2005 9:20 AM(#14 of 14)