sg-dub...
love the Yo Momma/Wilmer Valderrama reference.

hb

That whole Marla Gibb thing was bizarre. If Sherm never actually spoke to her, how did she know when to even show up ? Then I had to spend the rest of the episode wondering who the hell that woman was. I was thinking friend or family member who just felt like being on TV.

I actually forgot to watch the last two episodes so thanks for catching me up, sg-dub. CC should give himself more credit as he seems to do quite well without alcohol (also thinking of the newscast).
By the way, Pepe is an actual Muppet and has done commercials for Long John Silvers. No, I didn't already have that nugget of info stored in my brain but it's amazing what a little google will do for you.
Here's hoping Ms Kitaen does something memorable so I remember to watch. Then again, does it really matter?

a Make-A-Wish Foundation "winner" who simply never passed away and submitted her wish in 1975

Highpointing rules.

sg-dub, nice work as usual.

I read everything on this (wonderful) site and this may be the funniest recap yet. Damn you for making me watch this horrible show just so I can savor your recaps all the more!

What was amazing about Alexis's show wasn't what an embarrassing bore it was or how much it stank, but that he couldn't figure out why.

Tawny should REALLY not wear belly shirts.

Am I the only one who thought it was obvious Tawny went into the bathroom to do a line after her interview bombed? They cut to a few of the cast members saying Tawny dissappeared for a bit and when she returned she was complaining that her nose was burning and kept fidgiting with it. Once a coke-head, always a coke-head.

Tawny takes pride in the cost of her shoes, in the abscence of any other notable characteristics.

P.S. Any ape could do her makeup better than she does herself.

stupid american

I TOTALLY AGREE!!!!!!

thought the same thing...it was soooo obvious

hope someone calls her on it

Spruce Knob? Now that is more important...

Long live the muppets! Pepe rules.

Thanks, stupid american, for pointing that out. I noticed it too, it was glaringly obvious and it seemed like the rest of the roommates were trying their hardest to NOT say that she was totally coked out afterwards. Something was wrong with her definitely.

I have to say that in all of the things I've seen in the past on Poison and C.C. DeVille, I really thought he would be the annoying one for me on The Surreal Life, but he is my favorite on there. As wacky as it seems, it appears he is the most sane in the whole bunch. And that's saying alot. I was a Tawny fan, you know, from the Whitesnake days, but gah! Bless her heart...she's got some problems that she hasn't totally conquered yet. And it was even more evident on yesterday's show as well.

Stupid american: Exactly. Why would she ask for butter or baby oil for a sinus infection? And only people who do coke have as bent a perspective on themselves and the world as she does.

She's a disaster. I'm glad Steve flipped her off this week. What's better is that she expected him to apologige to her, but she saw no reason to apologize to Flo.

Tawny is clearly ON DRUGS ... you'd have to be to bitch out Flo ... but also, remember when she was calling EVERYONE by the wrong name?

Get drunker and higher Tawny and then maybe go beat your husband again

http://flipkicksandnightbellows.blogspot.com

Personally, I really like this show. It's a trainwreck, but I like it. And I love CC - I hope he stays sober this time.

Tawny is a horrible sow that I wish someone would knock out - seriously, please let one of Alexis's fits be directed at Tawny and have Alexis punch her in her bad plastic surgery ridden face. She is simply awful - inside and out. Her poor children.

I don't begrudge most people their wealth -- they earned, married, wheedled, or stole it, and God bless them. But it bothers the hell out of me that Tawny has cash. She oughtta be waiting tables, and regularly shafted for her obnoxious personality.

She should be able to afford a shirt that covers her none-too-attractive belly.

I hate Tawny...she is probably the most annoying, disgusting human being on the planet.