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Variety reports today that trailer park power couple Britney Spears and that dancer guy will not be making their reality TV debut on COPS or Springer as previously thought. Rather UPN, the network brave enough to bring us "The Mullets," will try "trumping" MTV in their ability show a "real world" or "surreal life" of "popstar" "contenders" by wrangling in "newlyweds" Britney and Kevin Federline.

The yet to be titled show is exacted to air mid-May just in times for sweeps, the fast tracked preem schedule along with the announcement that the show will feature courting, marriage and honeymoon of the two, indicating they pathetically had camera crews shoot their lives way before a network bought their show. As it turns out, it was a good move for the couple, but at the time....kinda desperate.

As of now the show is untitled, and TVGASM is holding a contest where you the reader can NAME HER SHAME! I happen to know one of the UPN Executives on this show and told him I would provide him a list of 3 titles provided by our readers to be considered for the show title. You can either enter your title in the comments below or email me at Madeyoulaugh@tvgasm.com. If one of your titles make the list you have instantly won a.........(find out after the jump).

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Posted by madeyoulaugh on April 5, 2005 12:30 PM

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NewlyDreads
The Simple Minds
Home Is Where The Heart Are

Posted by: Svetlanka | April 5, 2005 12:36 PM(#1 of 41)

Riches, to Rags with Fags
My Life as a Wigger Widow
Desperation

Posted by: Pepee | April 5, 2005 12:54 PM(#2 of 41)

Oops! I got married again!

Posted by: BigMax | April 5, 2005 12:58 PM(#3 of 41)

Okay, so I know I won't win, but this is waaaaay too tempting:

1) White Trash TV, Y'all!
2) Baby, We Got Anymore of Those Cheetos?
3) TV Series of Truth

Posted by: Brenda | April 5, 2005 1:03 PM(#4 of 41)

Barefoot and Pregnant (or I'm Just Fat, Y'all)

My Trucker-Hat Life

Law & Order: He-Capris Unit

Posted by: Jess | April 5, 2005 1:08 PM(#5 of 41)

1. 14 minutes 45 seconds

2. The babydaddy hour!

3. What? I want to remain relevant too.

Posted by: Todd | April 5, 2005 1:09 PM(#6 of 41)

NewlyFeds!

Posted by: girl | April 5, 2005 1:22 PM(#7 of 41)

"Pimp My Bride"
"I Married A Rich Bitch"
"Fit to Fat, Trash to well.. Trash"
"Married with Children, The Federlines"

Posted by: Bob | April 5, 2005 1:28 PM(#8 of 41)

3) that's why the lady is a tramp

2) just one more reason why justin timberlake is the luckiest man alive

1) the life a-toxic

Posted by: jack | April 5, 2005 1:29 PM(#9 of 41)

"Lifestyles of the Trash and Trashier"

"Made for Eachother"

"Skanky and the Tramp"

Posted by: jer | April 5, 2005 1:53 PM(#10 of 41)

"Where in the world is Shar Jackson?" (previously title "Who in the world is Shar Jackson?")

"The gas station really did steal my shoes!"

"Hit me, baby, one more time!"

"The Rise and Fall of the Mickey Mouse Club!"

"I'm not that innocent.....or smart come to think of it, or pretty, or talented, or a woman!"

Posted by: Chris | April 5, 2005 2:01 PM(#11 of 41)

America's Next Top Fat Ex-American Idol

Desperate Househusbands

Fanny 911

Posted by: iturnedouttv | April 5, 2005 2:25 PM(#12 of 41)

"#6 of 11 Posted by: Todd at April 5, 2005 01:09 PM.

2. The babydaddy hour!"

Bwahahahaha!
That one HAS to win.

Posted by: Amanda | April 5, 2005 2:27 PM(#13 of 41)

Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: B-dub | April 5, 2005 2:42 PM(#14 of 41)

Dumb and Dumber

Posted by: B-dub | April 5, 2005 2:42 PM(#15 of 41)

Everythings better when its Feder

From Top Of The Charts To Eating Pop Tarts

National Countdown To Playboy

Anna Nicole Season 4

Posted by: lacey | April 5, 2005 3:04 PM(#16 of 41)

"Hitch Your Trailer to a Star"

"Just Plain Rich Folk, Y'all"

"Hitched, Baby, One More Time"

Posted by: Maura | April 5, 2005 3:29 PM(#17 of 41)

"Big Bootie Call"
"Lady (used loosly) and the Tramp"
"Where Are They Now, Britney and Kevin"
"Lifestyles of the Bitchy and Un-famous"
"Who Let The Dogs Out"

Posted by: Bob | April 5, 2005 3:33 PM(#18 of 41)

"There Goes the 'Hood"
"My Big Fat Oops"

I like Bob's post #8 "Pimp My Bride".

Posted by: khaled | April 5, 2005 4:10 PM(#19 of 41)

The Beverly Hillbillies 2005

Posted by: Betsy | April 5, 2005 4:23 PM(#20 of 41)

I know the voting hasn't begun, but my vote is:
Oops! I got married again!
My Trucker-Hat Life
Married with Children, The Federlines
and finally...
"My Big Fat Oops"

Too funny guys...

Posted by: smithie | April 5, 2005 5:01 PM(#21 of 41)

1. She's A Slave 4 Him
2. Not A Girl, Not Yet A Wife
3. Aisle Be There For You
4. With This Ring, I Thee Fed
5. Something Old (his wifebeater), Something New (her spare tire), Something Borrowed (Shar's boyfriend), Something Blue (Fred Durst's Balls)

Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie | April 5, 2005 5:12 PM(#22 of 41)

"Animal Planet, Trailer Park Edition"

Posted by: Retroqueen | April 5, 2005 8:49 PM(#23 of 41)

"Celebrity Fight Club"

Posted by: Leah3t | April 5, 2005 9:07 PM(#24 of 41)

FAT CUNT AND TOY BOY
TOXIC LOVE
SHE AINT HEAVY SHE'S HIS LOVER
MISS CONCEALIALITY

Posted by: the good doctor | April 5, 2005 9:09 PM(#25 of 41)

FAT CUNT AND TOY BOY
TOXIC LOVE
SHE AINT HEAVY SHE'S HIS LOVER
MISS CONCEALIALITY

Posted by: the good doctor | April 5, 2005 9:10 PM(#26 of 41)

I'm guessing that if we want our idea to be used for the show it had to be nice but I can't think of anything nice.

"White Trash Love"... the spin off to "Strange Love"
"The Federline Bunch"... the spin off to "The Brady Bunch"

I also liked whoever said "NewlyFeds"