wait, are you telling me beau's chocolate pee pee didn't get any honorable mentions? oh sorry, there wasn't a category for "scenes that made me want to burn my own retinas with acid"

Wait! Janelle won't be able to eat at Olive Garden... She'll be too busy with post-show appearances after she gets out of the house on Tuesday (here's hoping!)! Especially twice! You have to give her an exention on her prize!!

Great work, guys (and ladies)!

mighty awards folks! dare I hold out hope that a gasm staffer will soon find an oppportunity to present Janey with her index cards over candlelight at the OG? a never-ending pasta bowl...of love from her fans!

Matt - we can only hope. We can only hope.

agree with the results, I just wonder how much different they would have been if held 6 months from now, when we arent within the heat of bb6

I actually left comments on a television blog (tvgasm) about a show (BB6), and I never do that.

It rubs the lotion on its skin.

Come on, you people are supposed to be experts.

Otherwise, I am with you apart from your blatant disregard for the show Cheaters, the best show ever to grace the tv.

Wow, awards in which tired shows like Will and Grace fail to pick up any nominations, while the likes of Carolyn, Janelle, and Shohreh get their due. If only the Emmy Awards were so perceptive!

Speaking as the person who recapped Kill Reality, I admit I did hate it, But I voted for Battle of the Network Reality Stars instead because boring beats out disgusting any day.

and for all you Tyra Banks fans out there, theres a porn star lookalike:
http://entertainment.myway.com/celebgossip/pgsix/id/09_12_2005_6.html

I watched BONeRS (hee hee) in the middle of the night (thanks, insomnia) this week. I now have to add "overweight male reality 'stars' in speedos belly flopping into the pool" to the list of contenders for the new category of "scenes that made me want to burn my own retinas with acid" proposed by Beccs98 in post #1.

Big Brother eww.

such potential in all of the nominees and you picked big brother for them all.

Seriously? Tom Cruise gets way too much play out of that scene. And not to take away from Big Brother's golden gasm rake-in, I just gotta go with "Bye, Bye Bitches" as one of the all time reality highs. I so "kelly" that Janelle!

J-Unit's boner aside (and that's the only time I'll ever say that), Dawn f-ing rules. I think The 70's House was better than this year's Real World (I despise Wes).

I'm glad EdHill's practicing his British accent, but Phil Keoghan's a Kiwi. You know, New Zealand? It's in that other hemisphere. They talk funny there too.

Constantine is most annoying male? What about JONATHAN BAKER???!?!?!?

This is why I love you guys.

Justwatchme, EdHill said he yells "bloody risotto" in a British accent because of G-Ram of Hell's Kitchen, not for Phil. Any reality fan (and I would have to assume EdHill falls squarely in that category!) knows that Phil, in addition to being a Choo-Choo Charlie, is a Kiwi. But G-Ram is most definitely British, and that dish looks like Dewberry's dog's dinner.

I'd like to see a judge's ruling on whether Tom Cruise's appearance on Oprah, or anything he's done since he fell in love, is "unscripted".

I completely agree with both willintherace (#12) and mediumdog (#18). Tom Cruise beating anyone in any category of the Golden Gasms (or anywhere else for that matter) is a travesty. "Bye Bye Bitches" will live on in reality infamy!!

"He's a class act and a real Choo-Choo Charlie."

heh. one of the best molly shannon lines ever.

For most annoying female, I can't believe you didn't mention the fat African-American girl on my Super Sweet Sixteen, who was actually the most annoying person I've ever seen on any television show in my life.

I agree with many of the "winners." Janelle and Kaysar were great on BB. Down with the Nerd Herd!!

But Constantine? C'mon!!! He made American Idol fun to watch!!

"Bye, Bye Bitches!" t-shirts on sale now! Gotta love Janelle! She's a star!

Whatever you haters, I love Constantine. Moving on, I love the love you give "24"! I could watch Jack Bauer break bad-guy bones for 10 more seasons. Yeahhhhhhhh.

Um, also, who watches Big Brother?

you got this so right....i thought i was out of control when i fell for the pairing of christopher and adrian. but that's before i met kaysar and janie.

love everything about them, especially that they bring out the absolute best in each other. i could watch them for hours....oh, wait....i did watch them for hours....

what's good about big brother? try the internet, kids. it's this new thing that let's you see beyond the producers' editing.

big brother is the best reality show bc the live feeds give you more reality than show.

I totally agree. Not only does America love Janie, Trinidad loves her too. You however left out Cappy from Most annoying male.

How did Lost not even get nominated for best scripted series? That was the best show on TV last season, in my opinion (though I was glad to see 24 get the win from the choices listed).

I was quite happy to see Ivette win Most Annoying Female. If you only saw the TV show, you didn't get to see how mean-spirited, evil and racist she came across on the internet feed. She was an embarrassment for all Cuban-Americans.

Finally. A publication that recognizes Big Brother. Totally agree with the post recommending the live feeds. Thats what reality is all about. *sigh* Another summer spent inside.

I so agree with this. The Emmy's so completely missed the mark... they get into habits and continue to give awards to shows just cause of the habit. These were real awards!!! And I agree that Constantine was awful... arrogance is not attractive. And Go Janelle!!!

Spot on. Um, except for the fact that YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOMINATE "Chaotic" as the worst show on TV. My eyes are still bleeding, people.

Worst reality series spin-off: Rob and Amber Get Married! What a waste of airwaves.

Jiggavegas --

You're right. That was a major oversight.

You forgot BEING BOBBY BROWN!

In the words of Whitney, "Hell to the no!"

Why no Lauren Graham of Gilmore Girls in the Best Actress running? Talk about a big Emmy snub!

I agree with Mark Lisanti, Mischa was robbed!

BB6 deserves everything it gets for giving us two of the all time greatest reality stars (Kaysar & Janelle) and the best rivalry of the year (Janelle Vs. Ivette and NH). LOVE Kaysar and Janelle! I want to see more of them, I want them on their own reality show, seriously. I must add that I LOVED Constantine, he made American Idol this year. Your comments on him were awful, but I'll overlook it since I agree with most everything else you guys write. And where can I get a Bye Bye Bitches t-shirt? I want one! That was CLASSIC, it's right up there with Sue Hawk's rat and snake speech in my opinion. Janelle was TV gold. LOVE HER. She really needs her own show.

I too would get in line to get a Bye Bye Bitches t-shirt. Thank you for your BB6 winners. You are right on, except I agree that Cappy should be most annoying male EVER! The Nerd Herd are the biggest group of rejects ever on TV. Johnny Fairplay would fit in with them just fine. Oh, and Jen would win for Biggest B in history. Thanks for getting it right.

Thanks for mentioning the 2nds and 3rds too.

here's the sites for the t-shirts:
http://www.cafepress.com/lunachicks/847217
http://www.cafepress.com/realitychicks
http://www.cafepress.com/realitytvchicks

BB6 was the best BB yet Kudos to Janelle for being so popular. She was the one I stereotyped going in and she was the one that surprised me the most!!!!!

It must be a relief for contestants of Big Brother 7 to know that at least a handful of people are willing to waste their time on that garbage tv.

Love BB! The best season ever!
Can't wait for Janie & Kaysar to make more money than the nerd-herd! Oh ya I just got my bye bye bitches t-shirt! love it, going to wear it in Vegas, hopefully maggot & crappy will see me! hehehe