Cute baby dub! Congrats!

So adorable! Congrats to you & the Mrs.

And here I thought you're sabbatical was so you could serve some time in prison for some really sexy little crime. But this works too! My sincerist congrats to you and Mrs. Dub - you combined to make quite an adorable child. Seal and Heidi Klume could learn a thing or two from you. And thank you for sharing the photos with your TVGasm family. Does this make me Auntie Tink?

Baby-dub. Perfect!
"Scweet schweet bay-bee..." hmmmm. Have fun little one! Many blessings and may your home be filled with as much laughter as possible.
Love,
Aunt Helenann
p.s. I think "Aunty Tink-tink" is perfect, too! :)

Congrats.

First, proud of you for giving a much-deserved shout out to the wifey.

I've got 4 kids and the older two are boys. When they're little, you work really hard just to keep them out of traffic...but never fear, eventually they just want some meals and for you to leave them the hell alone while they play video games.

Welcome to the club!! And watch that little pecker when you're changing diapers....it's amazing how something so small can launch urine so accuratley into ones face.

Yea! How exciting. Why am I grinning from ear to ear? Conratulations to you both. What a beautiful specimen. hazasaem gave great advice. Try to say yes as much as possible without becoming a human doormat and you'll be fine. Also, worship and pamper your wife, but you already do that I'm sure.

Don't sweat the EdHill thing. I think it's just because he's such a bad boy. Besides, you've got quite a sexy chin, your wife, in addition to being amazing, has a cute cheek and you have that squirmy bundle between now. All is right with the world.

That's a gorgeous baby! Congrats to you and the Mrs.
Take your time and enjoy him, They grow way too fast!

Congrats! He's a beauty!

Congratulations, he is precious! Welcome to the world of high anxiety and extreme bliss! And just think of all the new TV shows you will discover as you watch late at night while trying to get him back to sleep.

You can call me Holy Aunt Terror. I volunteer to help Little Dub on his first recap of "Goodnight Moon."

And I still don't believe you guys actually get laid. Letterman pulled the same trick. You rented a cute one, though, so I hope you went for the long lease.

Can I have the monkey when you're done?

Things I've learned from being a mom (the highlights, I have a zillion more observations)

• Little boys learn all on their own how to smash and demolish, even with toys that are not for that purpose
• As a rule, at least one kid that belongs to you will never fail to embarrass you in a restaurant
• Kids always ask questions about their bodily functions in public places, with a loud voice
• You cry the first time you hear your child read you a book
• It takes a few different tries to explain to your son that communion at church is not “snacks�
• Having a baby asleep on your chest is the most wonderful feeling in the world
• Little boys get “morning wood� starting at about 3. BE PREPARED. Mine always asked me, “why is my peep tall?�
• Wandering off at the department store has nothing to do with gender, they all do that
• Little army men hurt when you step on them
• So do Legos
• If you dress your son in something white, it will inevitably be stained with red Kool-aid or mud within the hour
• Remodeling one’s main bathroom the colors of dirt, blood and grass saves time and effort
• Nothing is more warm and cuddly than a baby who’s been bathed and lotioned, they smell so good!
• One kid will require more ER visits and stitches than the other kids combined, no matter how many times you tell them not to jump off the back of the couch
• You want to smack the first kid who hurts your child’s feelings
• Your child will always have at least one friend who has no manners
• You love your child from the moment you lay eyes on them with a love so deep and intense, you never even knew you could feel like that
• All kids want is to be loved by someone

How wonderful! Congratulations and good luck with the baby raising. And can I just say hazasaem, those highlights were pretty funny/heartwarming/inspiring?

Hazasaem-
That was so sweet I got a little ferklempt. Kids are the greatest- Congrats Sg-dub.

and I just looked at that picture at the top again- that is one perfectly gorgeous little baby.

Tracie, derder: they're all true, please don't turn me into DHS.
I figure if only 1 or 2 of them end up in therapy, hey, my batting average is pretty good.

oh, such a cuuuuute little poppet!

congrats to you both.

when they're so small and new, their unfocussed eyes are incredibly other-worldly.

have fun being a dad!

(p.s. yeah, LQ, he does have quite the sexy chin, doesn't he?)

congratulations!

Awwww!!! What a cutie :) Congrats to you sg-dub and Mrs dub! :)

Congrats to the Dub family! I love babies - so innocent and perfect in everything they do.

I think I want to start making one right now.

I must agree - damn sexy chin.

Congrats on the new baby! He's adorable!

Those are great photos!Congratulations!

Congrats sg-dub! He is a cutie.

hazasaem (#11) - great words of wisdom.

Cute Monkey! and damn it, I have to say, the kid is really really really cute. Congrats. Can we expect a live blog of you being neutered next?

I love the pic where baby dub is looking over his shoulder with his mouth open as if he wants to say, "Yes Mr. Demille, I AM ready for my close-up." He's adorable! Congrats and I wish you and Mrs. Dub all the best.

Congrats! Best of Luck with Baby Dub!!!

Thanks for sharing...congratulations to you and your wife.

Wait. We can get laid?

Yup - you can Ed ;)
Humina humina!

What a sweetheart! so, what shows will you get him started on first? We could use a good sesame street blog.

Congratulations!

Someone blog "Doodlebops"...because that show is whacked.

Who knew all these fans of snark were such softies? Congrats! As a dad of 2, just be forewarned that no matter how great and devoted a father you are, most newborns will not give good 'ol dad the time of day until they are 3-4 months old. So if you try for 20 minutes to get the kid to stop crying to no avail and then all your wife does is show up in the room and baby dub suddenly quiets, don't take it personally. It takes a while for baby to develop the attachment to dad that they instantly have with mom, but it does happen. I think if new fathers were warned of this ahead of time they wouldn't feel so bad about it, but no one ever tells you.

Congratulations to the dub family! What an adorable little munchkin. Be prepared for your life to change dramatically! As mentioned above, let's now see recaps of Doodlebops, The Wiggles, and Go, Diego, Go on a regular basis!

When your son figures out what's wrong with The Wiggles, please let me know. I've been trying to convince the little ones in my life that The Wiggles aren't all that great--"Let's watch Finding Nemo now. Come on, let's put The Wiggles away..." It doesn't work.

Congratulations!

Aside from the narcolepsy, Wiggle Jeff seriously freaks me out....am I right Abby?? Or am I right?

Try and get your kids into "Little Bear" or "Max and Ruby" on Nick Jr. Definitely the most soothing and least annoying shows out there for preschoolers.

Excellent! Congratulations!

I try not to post too much but I just couldn't help myself!!!! That baby is adorable!(Sean Preston has nothing on you dub baby!) As a caregiver of two boys I completely agree with all the advice being given. I give my best to your family and that new little bundle of joy.

Awwww! What a beautiful baby boy. Welcome to the world, Baby Dub, and congratulations to Momma and Daddy!

I have missed your recaps, and was really getting frustrated at you for your lack of dedication to the sight. After seeing baby dub, all is forgiven. Congrats to you and your wife.

But was that first sentence the beginning of what I had hoped would be an apology for Dan's recent recaps? Oh it was not meant to be.

Hurry back , this site is in need of your recaps. Don't worry about Edhills admiration around here.

Just like your frequent wake ups to feed the baby, his time shall soon pass.

Just kidding Edhill. Now where is the LOST recap?

wooga wooga wooga!

Please give Baby Dub a Pillsbury Doughboy style tickle for me. And major ultimate props to Mrs. Dub.

I watched Max and Ruby on the treadmill at the gym one saturday morning and was ready to throw myself out of a window by the end. Every little story was a never ending vignette about the girl rabbit telling the boy rabit what to do and the boy disobeying.

Dora the explorer. Now that's some real entertainment.

i konw its already been said, but your baby is adorable congrats!!!

Oh Man! Your kid already has a snarky little smile! I love it! What a cutie!

Please tell my boyfriend that people can be come parents and still be cool, ok?

Thanks to you all for your kind words and advice. My wife is doing great and I'm holding up pretty well. Baby-dub totally kicks ass.

How about if you call him "His Royal Dub-ness"? It has a nice ring to it.

Congrats again!

Where do we spend baby gifts?? Like, ya know, a gift certificate for the little guy to have some dreads done up like K-Fed and what not??

Send that is, SEND.....
Shit - all these kids have sucked away my ability to spellcheck.

Your baby was born on my daughters birthday! We just celebrated her 5th birthday.
Congrats to you all, he is adorable!