Umm, Seriously?? - 
by madeyoulaugh
Andy Warhol you Nostradamus you.
The WOW Report announced they are currently in production on a reality hybrid tv show starring the one, the only, Perez Hilton. Shhh, shhh....it'll be ok. Continue reading through your tears and confusion.
Apparently, WOW is not in fact Women of Wrestling (which would potentially be a show worth watching, even with Perez in it), but rather World of Wonder. Don't know World of Wonder? They are the production company responsible for such televised mega-hits as The Perfect Penis, Totally Gayer (the sequal, of course to Totally Gay) and the heart warming Cleavage.
Perez gained notoriety when he.........ummmmmmm.......well he has a website.
Paris Hilton saw a boom in her career and pop culture relevance when, while still in production on the first season of The Simple Life, a sex tape was released on the internet. Perez hopes to have the same luck his name sake, for on the same day of the press release announcing his "show," a website Queerty.com(WARNING - NSFW) has published screen caps and photos from Perez Hiltons Manhunt.net profile which include photos of the dick......and his genitals. ZING!
While there is no word yet on specific details, Fenton Bailey, one of the shows producers, was overheard saying "It's like the Surreal Life hybridized with......you know that thick film you get in your mouth after a particularly long night sucking on a septic tank while your ex-wife pounds you in your balls with bags of money you are paying her in alimony? Yeah, it'll be something like that."
Comments
Woah. I mean, really, woah. I'm speechless. And a little frightened.
Posted by: zevonia![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 3:55 PM(#1 of 15)
Wh-wh-what?
Posted by: hannahthehun![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 4:14 PM(#2 of 15)
Am I the only one who wouldn't mind a TVGasm sex tape?
Posted by: Mark![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 4:29 PM(#3 of 15)
Wow, just..o_o
Posted by: hysteria![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 5:50 PM(#4 of 15)
Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm probably the only one here who doesn't know what NSFW stands for. Sorry, but can you clue me in? I feel so dumb. Sorry.
Posted by: boomersmommy![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 5:57 PM(#5 of 15)
boomersmommy, it means "Not Safe For Work". I think you catch the drift, right?
Posted by: zevonia![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 5:59 PM(#6 of 15)
I second the request for a TVGasm sex tape! Can I make a special request for B-Side?
Posted by: Alevator![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 5:59 PM(#7 of 15)
Got 'cha, zevonia, and thanks. Since I work at home, that never occurred to me. All I could come up with was "Not Safe For Women." Kinda close--missed it by thissssss much.
Posted by: boomersmommy![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 6:05 PM(#8 of 15)
Out of all the celebrity gossip/blog sites currently out there, they pick Perez? Possibly the least witty, talented or remotely interesting owner/writer/commenter? I'm shocked! Oh wait, no I'm not. Tv (or something like it, in this case) has a history of finding the crappiest person possible to front a show. Ugh.
Posted by: Samboomba![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 8:05 PM(#9 of 15)
Perez is such a loser. I dont know how anyone could even go to his website, much less watch a show he is in.
Posted by: mangos![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 8:29 PM(#10 of 15)
Worse...link....ever.
True story, I had Perez Hilton in my favorite blog sites until April Fools when I visisted TVgasm, realized what I was doing wrong and deleted that bookmark and haven't been back since, and I thank you for that TVgasm.
Posted by: Steve![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 29, 2006 9:57 PM(#11 of 15)
So I'm watching VH1 shortest celebrity marriages special yesterday morning (I'm a day sleeper. There's nothing else to do at 11am. I swear) and I see Perez Hilton in front of the VH1 green screen discussing one of the marriages. It was only a quick sound bite, but I was pretty shocked. I knew at that moment... Perez is headed for the big time.
Posted by: IHeartTV![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 30, 2006 4:16 AM(#12 of 15)
puke.
Posted by: CrazyTrain![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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June 30, 2006 7:49 AM(#13 of 15)
boomersmommy - I work from home, too, so I had to look it up.
I find urbandictionary.com is pretty handy for that sort of thing.
"Good thinking, Maaaaax."
Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates!![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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July 1, 2006 9:18 AM(#14 of 15)
I don't often say this, but there is zero chance of me watching this dreck. And I usually like bad TV.
Thanks for the warning!
Posted by: Memememe![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.tvgasm.com/nav-commenters.gif)
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July 1, 2006 10:23 PM(#15 of 15)