Logan Enjoys A Conjugal Visit - 
by J-Unit
Things haven't been going so smoothly for the Veronica Mars family these days. Keith Mars seemed to be coasting to an easy win in the sheriff's race, but the revelation that his negligence might have contributed to the bus accident tanked his hopes. He had evidence that the there was an explosion just before the bus, but the integrity of the investigation was more important than his winning the mayor race, so he took the chance and gave it to Sheriff Lam. As for Veronica, she was embarrassed on public access television, but the real blow was Wallace's departure. After being lied to by his mother and believing that Veronica wouldn't give him the kind of support he was always willing to give her, he left with his dad, leaving Veronica without her best friend and without any mystery solving sidekick to aid her should she need it. This week, we greatly expanded the conspiracy surrounding the bus crash, and perhaps opened a little bit of a door back to Lilly Kane's murder. I even changed my opinion about Logan the Penis Head.
OK, I didn't really change my opinion of Logan, but don't let that stop you from reading the recap and telling me how dumb I am for it. That's always very cool, so let's get started. Everybody was eagerly awaiting the results of the sheriff election, but the race was turning out too close to call. At Mars HQ, Keith assembled all of his friends to wait for the news and Veronica was spending the evening there before going to a party at Duncan's apartment. Also, can I take a little survey here? How many people, while still in high school A) threw a party or B) went to a party on election night when nobody in your family was a candidate or involved in the campaign? Maybe it's just a California thing.
The race came down to the last twenty minutes, and the local news called it for Sheriff Lam. The sheriff had no time to celebrate however, as he found out some information on an investigation he thought was already over. When Logan was accused of killing the Mexican last year, he had no recollection of the crime, and it was actually called in by an anonymous informant. Well, that informant decided to step forward and he had some new evidence about what he saw.
Veronica was bummed, but she made her way to Duncan's party, where of course all of the rich and influential kids were busy getting intoxicated. Included among them was Dick Casablancas. He bumped into Logan, and while you think that Dick might have been upset that Logan was boning his stepmom in his house, Dick actually didn't really care. Hey, at least he didn't perv on his real mom, right? Dick always liked looking at Logan's mom, so no harm no foul. Logan was relieved that there was no hard feelings, to which Dick replied that no, Logan's mom gave him a few hard feelings. But aside from that, it seemed like everything was OK. Good thing too, because I wouldn't want to have to witness another slap fight like the one with him and Duncan. Then again, Logan[not Duncan, thanks Alissa] really did look tough in his leather jacket. It looked like something they gave to the cast and crew of Big Trouble In Little China. Those Kurt Russell/Kim Cattrall epics ALWAYS have the best schwag. ALWAYS.
Hey, does anybody know where the Thriller auditions are?
You would think that Dick Casablancas would have been sort of embarrassed to show his face after his dad was accused of cheating thousands of investors, but hey, at least his dad didn't murder anybody, right? Dick also attracts plenty of interest from the ladies including Gia Goodman, daughter of Woody Goodman, the man who just became the town supervisor of Neptune. Gia sees Veronica, says that she is sorry about her dad's loss since Gia's dad really wanted Keith Mars to win, and she's, you know, a nice person. She then goes on to explain she expects to be a wild child daughter of an elected official, Babs and Jenna style. Next, Gia asks Veronica what she thinks of Dick.
Veronica sort of stares at Gia. She knows Gia, but she's not quite sure how to answer that question. She has this look on her face like she's trying to figure out what to say. Does "it's an acquired taste" sound like too much information, or does she just say something like "as long as it's attached to a man" and laugh it off? But she soon realizes that Gia meant Dick, with a capital D, meaning Dick Casablancas. Veronica takes one look over at Richard, watches him fill yet another beer. And says "Dick is Dick," or perhaps "Dick is dick." Either one works fine.
As this exchange goes on, Deputy Sacks comes into the party, but he's not there to arrest any underage drinkers or confiscate booze. He is there for Logan. I'm not sure if he is drunk or just cocky (KIDDING, I know he was being himself, so calm down), but Logan doesn't seem to mind. In fact, he wants the deputy to put him in handcuffs. There's really not that much they can do to him, right? Well, OK, they sort of throw the book at him. Sheriff Lamb really wants to get Logan, and so he puts him in a lineup. Now, I understand that Logan is like so cool and like, so funny, and like, so dreamy, but I have to say, when I see this guy acting like his lineup is an audition for the school play, I am sorry, but I don't have much sympathy. It pains me to agree with Sheriff Lamb, but when he says that Logan is a flight risk and vows to make sure he doesn't make bail, I'll take his side.
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