The Priest Is My Drug Lord; I Shall Not Want - 
by J-Unit
Before Veronica gets started with Wallace, her father actually has her doing some work. He wants her to shred some files from the Murray case, and so she gets at it, starting with all of the incriminating photos that they took. One photo in particular catches Veronica's eye: a picture of Terrence Cook, Jackie's dad, sports superstar, and should-be member of Gambler’s Anonymous, talking with Ms. Dumas, the journalism teacher who died in the bus crash, played by our favorite overacting Top Model, Naima. The journalism teachers really don't last very long at Neptune High, do they? If it isn't pregnancy that takes them down, it's student advocacy or fiery bus crashes.
Normally, a teacher meeting with a parent of a student at her school wouldn't be a big deal. Maybe he is interested in the type of people who will be teaching from his daughter; perhaps he is horny and was hitting on a fine young woman. Terrence owed millions of dollars to some very unsavory characters, and so a picture of him with the teacher who died in the bus crash is going to be important. Veronica knows that her dad is taking a look at the crash again, and fills him in on Terrence Cook, even though she would also have to admit how she got that information, and that was by bugging Sheriff Lamb's office. Incidentally, Keith already knew about the bug because he found it and removed at a later date, but the picture of Terrence does give him another way to approach the bus crash.
People know that I think Logan has a penis head, and now I am not so sure. If Logan had a penis head, there would be some evidence that there are blood vessels that actually travel to his brain. Weevil is at his house discussing the situation with the Fitzpatricks, and Logan can't take his mind off his video game. I mean, I never thought that Logan was a retard, but I thought that he would be able to beat Dick Casablancas in an attention span contest that doesn't involve memorizing the curve of Kendall's ass. Weevil has little use for this kind of shit, and so he rips the controller out of the Playstation 2 (although I thought he liked X Box better, judging from last week) to try and get Logan to listen.
Focus Logan, focus.
Some of Logan's brainpower, if at all existent, might have helped in his current situation. Weevil is not a brain surgeon, and besides conducting strip searches, is not that great of investigator. The current theory is that Father Patrick Fitzpatrick is running a drug ring from inside the church, and he is using both the Fitzpatricks and at least one PCHer to do his dirty work. Logan is skeptical at first, because he can't think of any place where they could pass money and product with any privacy. Oh Logan, he should look at some porn when he is trying to think, you know, get the blood flow going to that noggin of his. There is no better place to make an exchange of items than the confessional; they just need to figure out some way to get proof.
Veronica's first attempt at getting Rashard Rucker a little one on one time with Rashard Rucker doesn't involve getting dressed in some slutty outfit and seducing him. No, poor Veronica's boobs are too small for her to be noticed among the hordes of horny women willing to throw themselves in front of a basketball star bound for the NBA after the league mandated two years in college. She does get dressed up as if she was a hot, but nerdy UCLA student supposed to show Rashard around. Veronica has a limo waiting, and with sign in hand, Rashard notices and takes two young fans with him for the ride.
Everything is going according to plan, but the limo was blocked by a truck, which gave Rashard's overprotective uncle/manager/pr/everything Monty Rucker a chance to realize Rashard was gone, see the limo, and kick the two girls out before any, uh, "dribbling" got started. He chastised Rashard while the limo driver, who I thought was Keith Mars with a Luigi moustache, but was just some poor idiot growing a handlebar, took them to their destination, a garage where Wallace was waiting. Since Wallace was in the garage, he never got Veronica's warning about Monty joining the little party, and he didn't get two words in before Monty started going off about how he was going to call all of the important people in his little phone and tell them they are being kidnapped
It looks like Veronica will have to try another plan, but first she wants to get a hamburger. She is late for her shift at the hut, and she hasn't had a bite to eat. Speaking of fast food gets Wallace to thinking. The night of the accident, everybody stopped at White Castle, meaning that there should be some security footage of Rashard in the driver's seat, and if not, the person working the drive through should remember Rashard was driving, because he asked for an autograph at the time.
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