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And speaking of people that are missing, Jane has a request for Veronica. Apparently her sister, the beautiful bride to be, was missing. Heidi was a little bit of a wild child when she was growing up, and Jane wanted to make sure that she wasn't out there ruining her life, or was, you know, kidnapped. The wedding is in three days, and since there is a wedding planner taking care of the details and no rehearsal dinner, Veronica can use all of that time to find Heidi and figure out if she is having cold feet, or had her heads and hands chopped off and thrown into the ocean.

Veronica calls her dad to run some phone numbers, and begins to interview the friends. After going to see "Packaged Meat" the all male revue they did run into some trouble at the happy horseshoe. Some guy was hanging around that Heidi recognized and had the bouncers throw out of the bar. They were taking pictures, so perhaps one of them caught this jerk on camera? I am sure that Veronica would have been very interested in seeing the pictures, especially since they were all taken on a novelty disposable camera that produced prints with penises around the borders. When Veronica goes with Jane to check out Heidi's apartment, it looks like it has been ransacked, and although Jane says that Heidi always kept it that way, Veronica only finds some more evidence that maybe Heidi simply left town.

Remember back when Cassidy Casablancas decided to use his trust fund to start a business? He recruited his step-mom Kendall to be the face of the corporation since he was still in high school. Unfortunately, the Phoenix Land trust is out of capital, and Cassidy thinks they need new revenue streams. And although we are all sure that Kendall can be a very busy whore, even she might find it challenging having sex with enough people to get money for real-estate deals. Kendall is sort of annoyed that Beaver doesn't think that she is smart enough to think for herself, but I think she realizes that he is too smart to be corrupted, especially now that he has his own girlfriend. Still, he has to be careful, because Kendall's name is on everything, so she could potentially screw him over down the line. Then again, if Cassidy decided that he was going to bilk investors like his dad, Kendall would assume all of the risk.

Kendall's maiden name was "Chesty McBoobsalot"

Kendall assumes a little more risk when she visits Aaron Echolls in prison. She is trying to get some money out of him, so she does what she does best, which is seduction. It's been a few months since we have had to deal with Kendall, so that means it has been a few months since I have been drooling over her presence on the show. Aaron Echolls hasn't had many chances to drool over a woman in many months seeing as how he has been in jail. Needless to say, Kendall is prepared to temp Aaron Echolls with an offer to make him a richer man. The older Echolls only asks for a little "quid pro quo" with his best Hannibal Lecter impersonation, and Kendall knows exactly what she means and starts to reveal a little bit of cleavage. Did I mention that Charisma Carpenter is hot? After his little peep show, Aaron tells Kendall to drop by his son's hotel room "if she can find it", not realizing that Kendall probably knows the markings on Logan’s ceiling and headboard better than the maid.

Meanwhile, Veronica had been moving along with her investigation into Heidi's disappearance. Her father had tracked down a couple of calls to her, but the number was no longer in service, and even more strange, it was listed as having never been in service. Heidi hit three ATMs in one hour, and Veronica found her abandoned car not far from one of them. Things weren't looking good, so she decided to break into the car to see if there were any clues, and comes across the penis camera. She gets the pictures developed, sans phallic overlay because as se said, "penises can be distracting". That's true, but I only notice when I am watching Tyra Banks on TV and have to take a time out every ten minutes. So Veronica has Jane look at these pictures to see if the stalker guy is in one of them. The good news is that the stalker guy was in one of them; the bad news is that his head is cut off, so the only thing Veronica can use to track him down is the logo on his bowling shirt.

It's not hard to figure out that I don't like Logan, but that's not to say that I don't have sympathy for his character. I think he is an ass that probably needs to get his ass kicked so it knocks some sense into him, and despite all of his flaws, I still think there is good in him. One guy who isn't afraid to tell Logan what's up is Cliff, friend of the Mars family and public defender extraordinaire. The DA wants to make a deal with Logan for involuntary manslaughter, which means he will only be in jail for two years with good behavior. Personally, I believe that Logan has a right to be pissed off for a crime that he didn't commit, and should defend himself vigorously, but he also has to face the facts, which is that juries love convicting smug rich kids, and Logan is the definition of smug.

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Posted by J-Unit on March 27, 2006 8:55 AM