Penises Can Sometimes Be Distracting - 
by J-Unit
Logan has his own plan to get free, and that involves seducing Hannah. This time, Logan is working on Hannah's mother, Steph Denenberg. Hannah's mother wasn't too happy to find out Hannah was with Logan either, especially after she saw that Logan had been paying homeless people to fight each other. I will never give up calling Logan a penis head, but Jason Doehring can really act when the writers aren't trying to make him so smug and funny. Logan got into this relationship with Hannah to get at her father. The only way Logan would be able to have any leverage over Dr. Griffith was to get to his daughter.
It has never been a stretch of the imagination to see Logan using women, but he is about to reach a new low, even from him. It's not so much that Hannah is young and innocent and Logan is taking advantage of her, but it's the way that Hannah has looked at everything Logan has done and believed in him. She defends him like no other person he has ever met, but if Hannah's dad testifies, it could mean a lot of jail time for Logan. While at her mother's house, Logan asks to use the computer to check his fantasy scores, but instead uses Hannah's mom's computer to send and message to Hannah's dad that she found some condoms in Hannah's room. There are reasons for 16-year-old girls to have birth control pills that go beyond the presence of an active sex life. You can't really say the same things about condoms. If you have some lying around, it either means you are having sex or are a drug mule.
Do you want to see my "Easy Rider"
The ironic part about this is that Hannah and Logan have been dancing around the question of sex. Her mother even warned her point blank that Logan is a phony that wants to have sex with her and break her heart. Nevertheless, I think Hannah wants to be with Logan. She made fun of him for acting like he was some bad ass, but there is a part of her that really likes that aspect. As for Logan, I think his plan was always to break up with her, but no necessarily to break her heat. He just expected that her father would flinch about their relationship, and he never expected to have feelings for her. Could Logan do it? I think in the end he will look out for himself first, and everybody else will come later.
When Veronica finally tracked down the owner of the bowling shirt in the pictures, she found somebody she should have expected in the first place - Vincent Van Lowe, also known as the other private investigator in Neptune. Props to the writers for throwing in a good "This is not 'Nam! This is bowling! There are rules!" a la John Goodman in The Big Lebowski. I wish Vinny would have said, "Nobody Fucks with da Vinny" or have Veronica say, "Say what you will about the tenets of Vincent Van Lowe, at least it's an ethos" or even "You don't golf much" or, well I could go on for hours. Vincent wasn't really letting on why he was following Heidi around, but just because he was thrown out of a bar for chasing women doesn't make him a suspect.
Veronica had some more luck with Heidi after finding out the missing bride to be had a fax machine and had received a flyer for her ex-flame Nick's band. Heidi was so into Nick the first time that she had his name tattooed on her ass after one week. She eventually had it lasered off and said she was over him, but that was the first place that Veronica had to look. Nick's band XLR8 was in San Luis Obispo (probably playing for those hard working kids at Cal Poly), which is not that far of a drive, but with her car in the shop (or at least it was last week) she decided to take the train.
When Veronica gets there, Heidi is quite surprised that people are looking for her. She had received a message from her friend that she saw Heidi's fiancée smooching with another girl, so Heidi left. She heard that Nick's mother was in bad shape, so she decided to get up and leave. She couldn't return calls because she had left her charger at home, and her car wasn't abandoned, it was in the parking lot next to the bus station. It's all a very good explanation until we hear that Nick didn't send the fax to Heidi. Suddenly, Veronica knows exactly what is going on.
It's Saturday, the day of the wedding, and being such a small ceremony, you can really tell when people who are supposed to be there don't show up, especially if she is one of the people getting married. When Heidi does arrive, her soon to be husband and family are more shocked than relieved. They were the ones who hired Vinny to follow Heidi. He had been doing it for awhile, and had stumbled upon some parts of her past that were unsavory to the old money family she was about to buy into. Unfortunately, her husband, who she thought was a great guy, couldn't deal with it and wanted to call off the wedding.
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