Author: CynTV

Hello, my gasmii!!  Happy Tuesday!!  I was minding my own business, taking a quiz called “Are you scientifically literate?” doing damn well, I might add, when I came across this question:   Are you scientifically literate? Take our quiz Correct!   (22 of 50 correct) 31. The 2006 demotion of Pluto to the status of dwarf planet was [...]

Two-fer this week, ladies and gents. I have seen the insides of too many doctor’s offices the past three months, y’all. And now, I get to watch these docs go about their business-es. And God has heard my plea and I have found Episode 5 (and enough of Episode 6) for photos! Yay! Let’s have [...]

Hello! Welcome back to the circus! I am beginning to think some of these people, shrinks included, need a good smack with a 2 x 4.  Or maybe I am watching a soap opera, disguised as a Bravo show. Can’t tell. Unfortunately, there are no screen shots for this recap as the Internet is as [...]

Hello! I’m here, recovering from my lumpectomy. Let me tell you – I love surgical centers, I was waited on hand and foot by three nurses, and given some fabulous drugs to knock me out. My girlfriend and I used to joke that we were going to start a business featuring medically induced comas for [...]

Welcome back, Gasmii. As we speak, two gentlemen are in the cellar blasting away at the cement and my dogs are freaking out. Yay. Welcome to Episode 2 of LA Shrinks – and I gotta say I am already disappointed and annoyed. I don’t know why – it’s Bravo, after all. They wouldn’t know what [...]

Hey, everbody! (I love when Flip says that on Watch What Crappens. And yes, the misspell was intentional.) I’m back. The ever-benevolent Flip has let me return to recap LA Shrinks, and this time I’m sure I won’t be bored to tears. Remember when a confidential relationship was just that? Lawyer/client, doctor/patient, priest/victim? Well, this [...]

***CynTV takes on October! Ah, October! The best damn month of the year. And I’m not saying that because it’s my birthday month. No sir. Anyhoo, put your fuzzy slippers on, sit back with a nice box of wine, and enjoy my selections for the best comments of the month. Salud! Kthxbai on RHOM: @Alejandra [...]

***CynTV takes on March! Enjoy! March was the time of the great Tvgasm power outage, where we all pulled our hair and screamed and drank all the alcohol in our homes. Yes – even the mouthwash. It’s got alcohol, too. Hey – I was desperate! Then came Avatargate, where Flipit messed with our alter-egos like [...]

  Hey y’all! Have you heard about the Top Chef Cruise? Starting at the low, low price of $799 per sucker person, you can be trapped on a large floating vessel with the like of Tom Collichio, Gail Simmons, and many of your favorite, and possibly not-so-favorite chefs, including the 4 subjects of my review. [...]

You know what I hate? When some damn hurricane screws up my life!! I had to rescue my son from the wilds of North Jersey. I wonder if the Gee-you-dee-chays waited in those gas lines. They don’t deserve gas. Anyway, I hope everyone affected is safe and sound. Welcome to Episode 4 of LATC, a [...]

Greetings, my sweet Gaasmi-ites! Yes, I just made up a word. Flip is letting me, CynTV, recap Life After Top Chef. It only took a small monetary payment, a pint of my blood and a gift card from PinkBerry! I am a tad intimidated, seeing as J-Mo did such an hilarious job writing Top Chef, [...]