Author: Dangerously

The first team challenge of the season results in a high-stakes pressure test, and a pony is sent home!

Minicap of MasterChef

The auditions are over, and it’s time to find out what’s in the first box!

MasterChef Auditions….Humilations Galore…

The Season 3 Finale is finally upon us! DareDevil vs Josh, only one can survive!

Becky, DareDevil, and Josh square off in the semi-final.

The fantastic final four compete to be in the top 3.

Five become four when a Graham Elliot signature dish proves too much for the minis

Some fat is finally trimmed…

A corny dessert challenge destroys another dream…

Second chances are for losers….

A Japanese tag-teamed battle fells another challenger.

We wish “happy trails” to another fallen contestant…

You won’t seafood like this any time soon!

A bad pizza stone challenge leads to another “BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE” elimination!

Food Truck Team Challenge followed by Tortellini Cookoff!

The chef’s favorite desserts end in tears…

Duuude. Next time one of y’all says some stupid ass basketball cliche I’m gonna slam dunk your heads. That’ll be myyyyyyy funny little prank!

The most offal mystery box ever!

First team challenge! Feed the Marines!!!

Bastage is afraid of his mommy

The final round of auditions wrap up. Wait, and there’s more?!?

Day two of the audition rounds (goes about as expected)…

Day one of the MasterChef auditions.

SpaceGrate gets kidnapped, but it’s not ALL good news.

A delivery tuck is robbed, the driver is killed, Rachel has a baby, and Locke finally reveals Shelbourn.

Minicap of Hawaii Five-0, episode 14.

When a high school girl turns up dead, H50 finds themself in an investigation that will “steel” the show!

Minicap of Hawaii Five-0

In the holiday TV lull, Dangerously has dreamed a dream, and presents a holiday faux-cap of H50 for your reading pleasure.

KIDS GET KIDNAPPED AGAIN…wait, no they don’t…whew!!

Last night on Hawaii Five-0, everyone was getting ready for Jin wedding, and suddenly some shit goes down. A bunch of kids break into an old, out-of-use military bunker, and I swear to fuck if they get kidnapped again, I will lose my shit! Ok, whew, they didn’t. Instead, they find a dead body. Honestly, [...]

When another group of kids get Kidnapped, McG and crew save the game again.

Last night on Hawaii Five-0, some kids got kidnapped, again. And…not to spoil the ending, but some asshole dad doesn’t trust McG to save the day. Guys, learn from others’ mistakes!! Trust McG. He never loses. He’s like that asshole friend we all had that was just all around better than us. So, ok…the episode [...]

When McG is captured in North Korea, the gang sets out to bring sexy back.

Minicap of McG’s exploits in N Korea

When a murder victim turns up in the trunk of a stolen car, McG and Co have to learn the victim’s true ID

Minicap of Hawaii Five-0, s02e09

When an ICE agent is murdered, a “Hero” appears!