Author: Slumrville

Pride almost takes down Hillside Park Memorial’s church musical, but flinging mud saves the day.

When preachers take their cues from a 90′s Salt N’ Pepa track, the results are bound to be shocking!

What you do when your butt is riddled with buckshot. Love the sinner, hate the sin.

Beware jailbait, recent widowers, and baby brothers. Appendages might end up getting snipped off by garden tools.

Westward Ho gives new meaning to the term Manifest Destiny.

Finding your soulmate at church is like trying the fish at Old Country Buffet.

Hovelinas, and Foxes, and bare-chested cowboys, oh my!

It is not ours to judge, my ass!

All I want for Christmas is a set of chiseled abs attached to a sensitive man.

… or Camp Crystal Lake, depending on how you look at it.

A stalker finally gets her forbidden fruit, but then doesn’t go all the way.

It’s the plot twist none of us ever saw coming, if we were all blind/deaf/mute vegetables.

A break-up, two separations, a betrayal, and a declaration of love.

The Shrew realizes that the truth hurts, and lots more drama, finally!

Where dog-napping isn’t a crime and mechanical bulls get all the action.

Stealing dogs, pining for exes, and dating (FINALLY!)

I hope this is all tax deductible

Bad taste for a good cause

Date Auctions, DTF, and Commitment, OH MY!

Date Auction: Ask me about my package!

Awkward dates and awkward confrontation make for some fantastic facial expressions.

Bad dates and jealousy

Also: D(ouchey), D(elusional), meloD(ramatic), etc.

Bravo’s newest bunch of single and horny fame whores.

Biding FNL farewell…

You have to hit rock bottom before complete redemption and triumph can be achieved.

The thrill of victory and the agony of melodrama.

The Flip Side Edition

One gets a swimming pool, while the other gets the shaft.

The Cat’s Out of the Bag Edition

Nothing like a blister on your ass to help deflate your overblown ego!

The Bench Warmer Edition

How many different ways can the Dillonites screw up?

Luckily, there’s no prepubescent Lindsay Lohan in sight.

The Gravy Train Edition

Let’s see how many Commandments Princess Angst can break.

The Things Fall Apart Edition

You can only regret something if you can remember it.

The Road Trip Edition