Author: VirginiaApple

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

AWESOME season finale to a great season, told in limerick form.

In which the casting agents earn their keep, and then some.

Adam’s return coincides with Nany’s magical journey of self-discovery.

More daddy issues than the cast of Lost…

The roomies go on vacation, have stupid fights, start a charity, and have daddy issues.

Teacup confronts Dustin and Cooke, Nany looks for her dad, and MikeMike get some lovin’!

Nany has daddy issues and Teacup has Cooke issues. DUH.

Girl-on-girl action! Pregnancy/STD scare! Other stuff too, maybe?

Last night’s Real World in sonnet form!

Hey, have you guys heard that Dustin did gay porn?! You have now!

Short-form, rhyming acrostic take on the “OMG, Dustin did gay porn!” episode.

Why do bitches gotta be so crazy?

Ripping off Hypnotoad’s haiku’s with some limericks!

Less Adam, more bromance? Yes, please!

More Adam/Nany drama, but at least we got to watch MikeMike and Leroy be awesome.

A series of unfortunate events leads to MAJOR DRAMA.

Previously:  Adam pretended to be a badass to impress Nany.  There was a whole fuckload of drama over a game of Truth or Dare played by people in their mid-twenties. Currently:  Various roommates are legitimately cleaning.  For real, I can’t remember the last time I saw someone using a vacuum in a Real World dwelling. [...]

Smushing and fighting and bromance- oh my!

Adam drinks an ocean while Dustin cries a river.

More scripted than ever before, but who cares?

Now with more parental cameos than ever!

Being ratted out, rat’s blood, actual rats… but never any ratty hair! NEVER!

What’s better than a double rainbow? A TRIPLE RECAP, of course!

Angst, heartbreak, and drunkenness…school dance!!

The family channel sure is sending mixed messages these days.

The return of some of our favorite dirty little scoundrels!

Recapping the final challenge and sharing some thoughts on the reunion!

Hulkel and Sarah once again contemplate throwing a challenge

Despite their division, the gray team pulls out another victory.

Abe has angered the Hulk. Will he like her when she’s angry?

The red team continues their grand tradition of making bad decisions and losing.

Ty’s overblown ego finally blows up in his face in a glorious fashion.

It makes sense that monkeys would follow orders from Bananas.

Black eyes, sassy TJ, tearful failure, and even more tearful success.

Abram’s “leadership” leads to epic failure.

Someone finally sends the challengers to the gas chamber. It’s about time.

Another season comes to an end.

Loretta drops knowledge, Ruthie Jr. drops her self esteem, and I drop my patience for drunken douchebags.