Author: VirginiaApple

Ruthie Jr. sings and questions Meathead’s integrity

One fateful St. Patrick’s Day, in a house in NOLA, a telephone rings…

Well Meathead has certainly stopped being polite.

Hair gives an anger hickie.

Do that voodoo you do.

Superbowl and toothbrushgate.

Mardi Gras in the NOLA, baby!

I would not want to be that blowdryer.

Welcome back, drunken slutty famewhores!

First of all, I’d like to say a huge thank you to HappyHousewife for her fantastic recap of last week’s episode. I was on the other side of the country with no computer and no free time, so her subbing for me really helped me out. Second of all, I’m a little sad we’ve reached [...]

Another week of Fresh Meat!

Nearing the end. Sh** is intense.

Another week of Fresh Meat 2!

Time for another serving of Fresh Meat.

Well, this week’s episode started off with a fight that made EVEN LESS sense than your standard Challenge argument, but everyone yelled at Danny and Wes damn near got a concussion, so who gives a flying fuck about a silly little thing like logic? Also, Wes rode Brandon like a baby koala. Unfortunately, those dumbass [...]

So, SO sorry to keep you waiting so long, Gasmii, especially for an episode that I enjoyed as much as this one. Let’s just dive right in: The Brain Trust (and Danny) are strategizing, and Wes says the only thing that can’t happen is Kenny can’t win. Immediately, I want Kenny to win just because [...]

Rule #1 of the Challenge: Never, ever, under any circumstances, underestimate Landon. Yes, even if those circumstance include a partner who was the last girl in the draft pick and spent the night before having a slimy peanut butter girl fight with Ev that was every bit as disgusting as it sounds. Where was I? [...]

It’s Challenge time Gasmii! Who will win? Who will lose? No one cares. More importantly: Who will fight? Who will hook up? How many STD’s can one person carry? Let’s find out! Turns out just being a pro bike rider isn’t enough to support a weed habit, so TJ’s still here, oozing charisma as always. [...]

It’s the season finale! The end of the road! The last chapter! The final countdown! Previous, on the Real World: Pandrew’s desperate search to get laid landed him a girl who seems a bit out of his league. Mike volunteered with the HRC and consequently learned about his own gayness. Callie tried to overcome her [...]

Previously on the Real World: Douche sucks at singing in addition to sucking at life in general. Mike just didn’t know how to quit Tanner, which led to a touching mother-son moment. No, not like that. Get your minds out of the gutter, you filthy people. So Douche wanders around town with one of his [...]

Well, here we go again Gasmii. I just want to clarify one quick thing regarding my attitude toward our resident Cliche. I realize that for many people, depression is a real problem and it can be hard to get motivated. However, my problem with her is not the lack of ambition. Hell, I graduated from [...]

Well Gasmii, it appears we are heading into the home stretch of this season. Try to contain your excitement. And by “excitement,” I mean “sighs of relief.” Previously: Cliche fulfilled her dream of singing one of her emo songs in front of a crowd bigger than the one at open-mic night. After that, though, MTV [...]

Previously on the Real World: Pandrew has mysterious secret pain that I’m starting to think we’ll never get to the bottom of. Emily rejected Ty, and he did not take it well, resulting in tension beyond the sexual kind. Somehow, this resulted in Pandrew plunging into the depths of some concrete. We pick up right [...]

Previously on The Real World: Douche made our ears bleed and cheated on his girlfriend. Pandrew was continuously unable to get past spooning. Ebony and Ivory just couldn’t seem to live in harmony. This week, MTV would like to teach us about morals: … can get you laid even if you’re wearing a panda hat. [...]

Oh, Gasmii, we have much to discuss. I am going to write up a quick recap of last week’s episode that, due to unforseen circumstances, is much later than it should be. (Unforseen circumstances = me getting in a car accident and being okay physically, thankfully, but if any of you have dealt with this [...]

Hello, all! I know, I know, you thought I forgot about you, right? Never. I intend to see this season through to the bitter end. Anyone else come down with a lethal case of Olympic fever? I don’t know how it happens, but for 2 weeks every other year Bob Costas becomes my lifeline and [...]

Drinking HOT CHOCOLATE in a Real World hot tub? FOR SHAME! First of all, I just want to thank all of you who have been reading and/or commenting so far. You make the time spent trying to decipher Odrama’s screeching or watching Emily/Ty define and undefine their non-relationship worth it. It makes me feel better [...]

Let me just say thanks to those of you who cleared up my job question from last week. I’ve clearly been mostly out of the loop for a few years. I don’t know why I care. I guess MTV decided to stop pretending Real Worlders are functioning members of society anymore. Anyway, on to this [...]

This week, we spend most of the first half of the episode watching the girls (and guys) in the house try to help Andrew in his quest to get laid. This is very nice of them, but I suspect it is in no small part motivated by their desire for him to stop trying to [...]

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, VirginiaApple! Hola, Gasmii! In the spirit of this year’s Real World theme (that would be “CHANGE” in case any of you live in a vacuum), I am here as a brand new recapper to bring you the Real World: Despite Jersey Shore, not all hope for the [...]