Author: Alejandra

This JUST happened!

Shoooes, Glorious Shoooes! Crushed Velvet and Leaaather…

Shoooooooes!!!

Numero Uno!

…it’s really good!!

Maybe the reunion’ll be good.

A-List New York Minicap!

And other stuff.

Yay!  It was good this week!  Everyone’s having like, a million parties for their different endeavors.  Rodiney’s calendar is done, so he and Mike have a celebration.  Derek is finally ready to have a Tansexual Launch party, so a bunch of people in long sleeves walk around spraying each other with tan hairspray. As for [...]

Derek and Austin would make such an awesome action movie team.

Gets worse this week – who knew?

Get it??!

Be afraid…

Sooometimes.

Minicap for the A-List: New York!

Blowing spray tan, glitter and hypocrisy all over everyone.

…channel the Bloch.

Minicap of The A List New York!

Playing catch up with A List

I am so hungry now!

Finale!

Or pack your knives and go!

At long last, Gasmii, at long last.  The only thing that could make me feel better about Hughnibrow’s railroading would be an immediate Naomi elimination the following week, and it was delivered!  Just like my eyes and ears from having to endure her further! The Quickfire Challenge was blind cooking pairings, which, while as ultimately [...]

Pointless experiments. Pfft.

Minicap of “Top Chef Masters”!

And other things happened.

Minicap of last night’s “Top Chef Masters”!

If you got a gimmick…

Sooooo, a Top Chef Master must be able to cook really, REALLY quickly, and also do so on a… moving tour bus.  Come on, Guys.  Couldn’t have made it a food truck or something else mildly relevant?  Of course not! The Quickfire is reminiscent of the SpeedFire of last season’s in which Colicchio prepared something [...]

Fast food time!

Suvir saves us all from the countrywide pandemic of meat dependence. It is exactly as crazy as it sounds.

My mouth waters from the cheeeese.

Naomi takes another power trip.

Gasmii!  Man, this one had me on the edge of my seat.  First of all, the Quickfire had our noble contestants cooking insects, which I found fascinating in a car accident/I want to vomit but I can’t look away sort of way.  Hughnibrow stepped up for the win with some fried crickets, and Suvir served [...]

The return of the brow

Also, Restaurant Wars!!!!

All of you will need it.

You can trade them for almost anything!

MELTDOWN.