Author: Alejandra

Time to start making housecalls…

No one’s happy with anyone this week.

I want to key Chelsea’s car.

I’m on the screw-up’s side once more.

This entire episode is like a game of “Good Idea/Bad Idea”

Kailyn takes a beating this week.

A look at last night’s Teen Mom

Why does Facebook lately play a part in shitty relationship decisions?

Why are all these girls such Debbie Downers?

Val tries to find civilization and romance and Dakota thwarts her at every turn.

If this the real south, I’m surprised it rose once.

Nucky’s surrounded by ungrateful bitches.

The commodore’s wasting away due to unnatural causes

Nucky’s the Wizard of AC, made of equal parts smoke and mirrors

A simple manual that will put you on the road to security, presents and kickbacks!

…the mice will rob his casino and shoot his brother!

Nucky avenges his childhood, and Jimmy avenges Pearl… some more…

Jimmy kills and Nucky has sex with everyone.

I mean, she’s not gonna be IGNORED, Nucky.

Nucky tries to snag some road appropriations money

A few days in the life of Nucky

Even when people steal from him, he ends up the sole beneficiary. Get excited.

The triumphant return of Amanda/Theresa!

Dylan and Claire finally pay for being terrible vampires

The FBI drops in this week.

Might be a vamp if…you can spoil at a sunny picnic faster than the mayo.

You might be a werewolf if… you bring venison to pool parties.

Devon’s the only person I’d drink with. And she’s mortal.

Devon’s back!! And other things happen.

Secrets, secrets hurt someone.

These vampires are lame.

A…liquor signing?

Most boring vampires EVER.

Episode one of the latest in vampire overload.

Where was the nude, drunken violence?

Wow, “Love Games.” Wow. I have mocked and mocked and MOCKED your trashy, stagey, poor man’s “Bachelorette,” drama for the past two episodes. But damn if you didn’t bring it home this week. One word: AssTat. Me too, Amber, me too.

On this week’s episode of “Love Games,” there’s some serious drama. Oh, wait, sorry, that was supposed to be some “seriously staged drama.” My bad. Kendra acts like she might give Dan a chance, and Justin and Matt try to imagine what it would be like for a man like Dan to usurp their booty. [...]

Hi, Folks! New recapper here – I’m Alejandra and I’ll be guiding you through the remainder of “Love Games,” our favorite hour spotlighting what mediocre man will get picked by which crazy bitch. I was a little nervous starting this journey, having watched very little of “The Bad Girls Club,” and I’d straight up never [...]

This week on “Undercover Boss,” season finale!!! The reasons I am happy about this are twofold: one, I’m a little burnt out on the formula CBS so faithfully sticks to on this show, and two, a season finale episode might actually be, you know, intriguing. I’m also a little curious about the choice of 1-800-flowers [...]