Author: Anglophista

This week on Girls Next Door the girls head to Vegas for a trailer-trash wedding. YES I love the Vegas eps — they never disappoint. The girls must feel so at home there amongst the brothels. Smartest host.

This week on Girls Next Door Bridget’s lil sis Anastasia comes to the mansion to celebrate her 21st bday. You KNOW we’re in for a good ep when Ana is in town. Nothing is quite so entertaining as watching a simple country girl get skanked out by semi-prostitutes. Yay family bonding. What did I do [...]

This week the Girl’s Next Door visit Barbie Benton, Hef’s former gf, at her house in Aspen — and you KNOW the producers must have drugged, gagged, and bound Holly to get her to go there. No one hates the conniving Barbie and her underhanded insults more than Hollz. But whether they like it or [...]

This week the Girl’s Next Door visit Barbie Benton, Hef’s former gf, at her house in Aspen — and you KNOW the producers must have drugged, gagged, and bound Holly to get her to go there. No one hates the conniving Barbie and her underhanded insults more than Hollz. But whether they like it or [...]

Happy Cristmakwanza Gasmii! Hope you all are enjoying a break from school, work, and any other activities that are part of your daily grind. I, for one, am writing this recap from in front of the hearth at my local Starbucks instead of from under the harsh lighting of my less-local office. (Gotta love working [...]

This week’s episode of Girls Next Door doesn’t feature the evil twins. Yaaaaay! Better yet, Kendra is organizing an event. And not just any event, a slutty softball game with just a hintof lesbianism. Consider it an early Chrismukkah gift from our fav E! producers. This chick might be a little more realistic for ya, [...]

This week on Girls Next Door the twins are still at the mansion. Wait, WHAT?!

This week on The Girls Next Door… THE. TWINS. ARE. HERE. And they’re just about as charming as you’d think they would be.

This week’s Girls Next Door is filled with horses and, no, it’s not a Wilkinson family reunion. Hef and the girls head over to Kentucky to trash-out the Derby. How fitting that they go to a state that has the initials KY. Hate to break it to you Kendra, but your mom broke her leg [...]

This week on Girls Next Door we are blessed with part two of the two-part nationwide search for a 55th Anniversary Playmate, which brings even more skankified blondeness than part one. Not the least of which is the slightly (OK, totally) incestuous identical skankified blondeness crazyness! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Hey, combining [...]

After a bleak (well, for me anyways) one-week hiatus, The Girls Next Door were back this week with an episode jam-packed with everything we’ve come to know and love about this show: Coked-out naked bimbos, inexplicable travel, and elderly discrimination. Sigh, welcome back my loves. All old people are welcome here. Especially filthy rich ones.

It’s the week of Halloween so, naturally, our fav platinum whores on Girls Next Door are decorating the Playmate house. Why didn’t the producers decide to air this tres trivial episode last week and air the actual freakin’ Halloween ep this week? I can’t say for sure, but I think I heard a certain maniacal [...]

It’s the Girls Next Door episode after the Superbowl – so you know what that means. It’s Halloween! Wait, what? The Superbowl and Halloween are like eight months apart… Oh well, put away your logic for a half hour and enjoy the slutty spookyness that only the Playboy mansion can deliver. Oh, Hef. Stop messin [...]

This week’s episode of Girls Next Door features an extremely uneventful Playboy Superbowl party. I know, it’s hard for the mind to make sense of a sentence that contains both “Playboy party” and “uneventful” – leave it to our fav plastics to make ridiculous frivolity seem blasé. But, of course, the lamer the episode the [...]