Author: ApplePie

Stopping bullying with DANCE!

Hello, Gasmii!!  Did everyone have a good long weekend?  I did, especially when I thought I was on a mini-hiatus from this show!  Bad news:  they only postponed the show for one day, assuming their core audience was still roasting weenies over the campfire on Sunday night and would be sooooooooo bummed if they could [...]

Prepping Six D

She promises to slit their British throats if the kids in Six-D don’t do an amazing job on stage. Pierre takes her fuckin’ seriously, and I do, too.

Ever wonder what Diddy Bitch does when she’s NOT busy cultivating too-small-to-fail pop tarts?  Me neither!  But we have to find out anyway … sigh … Laurieann appears in the ever-classy hotel bathrobe/furry Uggs/head scarf ensemble.  She is dragging Richy down some stairs toward his watery doom in some unidentified basement pool.  It just occurred [...]

Ha-ha!  Laurieann is giving Richy his first swimming lesson at a small indoor pool located in the underground level of someone’s home.  Ummmm … do the owners know you’re there? Diddy Bitch, is this how you attract all your unsuspecting victims?  “I have a pooooool, in the baaaysement … NOW IT PUTS THE LOTION ON [...]

It took me 3 hours and the VERY LAST bag of Cadbury mini-eggs in my house to get through this recap.  I hope you enjoy it! Laurieann’s magic mentorship cannot be contained in one measly country!!!  Today she’s rehearsing with Six-D, a collection of breakdancing Londoners who auditioned to be in a manufactured pop group.  [...]

British Boys Love Brazilians!

Stripper Sisters Launch Party

Mini Scene

Laurieann demurely admits she’s “making history” today!  She really needs to work on her low self-esteem.    She’s directing the music video for The Way You Love Me as a personal favor to the beautiful Keri Hilson.  Laurieann mentions all the stars who will be appearing in the video, and it sounds like a VIP list [...]

Laurieann is directing the Keri Hilson “The Way You Love Me” music video.  The ever-humble Laurieann tells us the video is going to take “every inch of [her] gift and focus to really blow the industry’s mind.”  Wow … I have to watch this video and get my mind blown.  After my scientific investigation, I [...]

Bye sucka!

Okay, I am the lucky bitch who gets to ‘cap the results show.  My research for writing this, instead of watching all the Idol shows sitting on my DVR, was to read Flipit’s recap of Wednesday’s performance and checking out the Vote for the Worst website (Casey Abrams, in case anyone was wondering).  After hearing [...]

Triple co-dependancy!

She’s just using L-Team castoffs and anyone she can pull in off the street dropping glo-sticks on their way home from an all-night rave.

A new dance show is upon us, with a new recapper!

A mini cap of the new dance show