Author: Bailey Quarters

This week on The Biggest Loser, we finally find our villain! Her best feature is that if she ever threatens to go all Hannibal Lecter, she probably means it. Join me after the jump!

Greetings, Gasmii! This week in our super late recap of The Biggest Loser, we discover that working as a team means you can do anything! We also discover that this show is two hours every week, which means no matter what, we’ll always have a large time.

Greetings, Gasmii! We’re back for yet another season of The Biggest Loser! This is my first time watching the series, and I couldn’t be more delighted. Already these folks are the biggest thing in my life. Join me as we embark on the two hour premiere!

In this episode of I Love Money 2, we never actually get to see Buckwild on stage! This is both a blessing and a curse, so it’s only fitting to honor her memory by making her the default picture for the episode. This might just be the greatest award she’s ever received.

This week on I Love Money 2, we have a winner! This is a nice change from the wieners we’ve had all along.

This week on I Love Money 2, people can’t stop talking about boobs! I don’t know how this is different from any other episode, but it’s still worth mentioning.

This week on I Love Money 2, Saaphyri shakes things up! Surprisingly this is not a literal remark about her thunderous ass.

This week on I Love Money 2, the contestants bring a whole new meaning to the phrase “wailing on the mic.” Or maybe it’s just the literal meaning, but I swear I’ve heard it in the blowjob context a million times on this show!

This week on I Love Money 2, Buckwild and Saaphyri prove that reality contestants should totally receive Emmy nominations. Who can ham it up better than those bitches?

First of all, I apologize for the delay in last week’s I Love Money 2 recap! In the vein of both VH1 and being a North Carolinian, I’ve spent the last two weeks in an NCAA-induced haze. I’m fairly sure that’s why the I Love Money cast is always so disoriented; basketball, never booze! In [...]

This week on I Love Money 2, payback and karma are both awfully bitchy. Hold onto your hats!

This week on I Love Money 2, there’s more hooking up than ever! And not even a second of it is sexy.

This week on I Love Money 2, the episode is awesome! Who’da thunkit?

This week on I Love Money 2, Prancer goes down in history! Okay, maybe not, but that doesn’t mean we can’t quote Rudolph anyway.

This week on I Love Money 2, we find out that these people have trouble putting their mouths in action! Considering the nature of this show, the whole core of VH1 is shaken.

This week on I Love Money 2, the cast turns up the heat! That’s judging by Saaphyri’s face, at least, because I can’t find any other excuse for this look.

This week on I Love Money 2, the crazy get crazier! Similarly, the horny get hornier. On VH1, those things are often one and the same.

You’ve been on the edge of your seat for weeks (who hasn’t?), so you’ll be thrilled to hear I Love Money 2 is finally on the air! Join me after the jump for 90 minutes of boobs — the literal and the metaphorical.

Greetings, gasmii! VH1 has once again decided to grace us with their grandest show of all, I Love Money! Join me as we take a look at the cast of season two, the jerkiest of all reality jerks. That could be a competition in and of itself.

This week on the I Love Money reunion, it’s really obvious that some of these girls need an attitude adjustment! I just wish there was a place for them to go, say a place where they could learn some charm. If there ever is such a place, I sure hope VH1 thinks to promote it.

This week on I Love Money, the episode is as long as Midget Mac’s wang! Which is ironic, to say the least.

This week on I Love Money, we find out what happened on that suspenseful cliffhanger! You know, the one that was spoiled instantly if you watched VH1 at all during the week? Yeah! I’m all aflutter!

This week on I Love Money, we start seeing a damn lot of ads for Rock of Love Girls: Charm School 2. I’m as excited about this show as anyone ever could be, but they skanked the girls up really hard for the opening photoshoot. I mean, Heather, really? Really? One of my beloved commenters, [...]

This week on I Love Money, the challenge is so earth-shatteringly gross I gagged many times while discussing it! This was charming to everyone near me, as I wrote most of this recap in a train station. Hello, world! Enjoy my mucous!

Previously on I Love Money, Rodeo rode on home and we found out there are no more teams. No more teams?! How will we ever cope? Find out after the jump!

Greetings, gasmii! I’m finding that I worry every week that I Love Money is going to lose its gusto along the way, that maybe this week won’t be as terribly good. What the hell would we do then, right? Not to worry though, every week I’m completely delighted that this show will never run out [...]

We’re back for another week of I Love Money! I love this show for so very many reasons, but one of the main reasons is that it feels never-ending in a totally good way. These are the reality TV all-stars, they don’t have to give us any of their time! But we’ve got them for [...]

***Letter From the Editor:ChickBomb’s real life has taken over and become too busy, so please give a warm round of applause to your new I Love Money recapper, BaileyQuarters!! Greetings, Gasmii! Faithful readers of the I Love Money recaps know this is ChickBomb’s territory, but since she needed to take a break for a bit, [...]

Here it is, my friends, the Celebracadraba finale! I’m not sure yet if I’ll miss the show, but you know what I will miss? Celebracapuns.

Gasmii, I’m going to be completely honest here. This round of Celebracadabra is like a clip show but less good. They’re torturing us by stretching out the final two’s big ten-minute performance, but I’m hoping it’ll work to our advantage. Maybe their plane will crash on the way to Las Vegas! Don’t ever lose hope.

One of the many odd things about Celebracadabra is its airing schedule. Technically the finale was supposed to be about a week ago, then this week, then next, and now VH1 is really just jerking us around. I don’t think it realizes it’s going to make all of us Celebracakillourselves, but luckily the celebs try [...]

Guys, I’m almost embarrassed to admit that I really enjoyed this episode of Celebracadabra. I’m not sure what it is, maybe that they’re getting better at magic? Maybe I’m developing more of a tolerance for annoying things? Maybe I just really like saying and typing Celebracadabra? Whatever it is, I approve! God knows that’s what [...]

For all the huge Celebracadabra fans out there (all three of us), I have to specify that this recap isn’t of the most recent episode. VH1 decided to change their lineup and move our favorite show to a new night, giving us two episodes this week! You may not have known this since A) it [...]

Another week, another episode, and yet again the Celebracadabra theme song kills me. One of the first lines is, “So amazing it’ll make you slap your mama.” Really, will it? Thanks for the warning! It absolutely delights me that someone at VH1 really thought this show deserved a specially-crafted theme song, like the series would [...]

In case you were worried, fear not: we’re back with another episode of Celebracadabra! I haven’t decided yet if I love this show or not, mostly since the celebrities are kind of unknown to me, but maybe that’s the joy of it. These people want you to know them for doing bad magic tricks! It [...]

Hola, gasmii! After a couple months of recap vacation, I was itching to get back into the swing of things around these parts. When I first saw the commercials for Celebracadabra, I wondered who would ever watch that kind of show. I mean, really, you know? Then I realized: I would watch that kind of [...]

This week on I Love New York 2, The Entertainer is even crazier than the week he sucked on New York’s toes. Seriously! I was surprised too.

This week on I Love New York 2, the entire episode is one big awkward moment. It may not be for the faint of heart, but it’s definitely for anyone whose heart is as cold and black as mine. Yay!

Although my recap has definitely been this late before, this week it disappeared halfway through and I had a whole lot of rewriting to do. Sorry for the delay, but I can assure you this week’s I Love New York 2 is worth the wait! Although considering what show we’re talking about, well…maybe you shouldn’t [...]