Author: BedBug

Recaps

Fashion Star Recap: XTreme Camel Toe, Tits on Hips, and Methadone Chic

                                                                             See: Book of Revelations, March 2012 Issue Hi, Gasmi!!!  Bedbug here, with the deluxe, illustrated, full-monty recap of the first episode of Fashion Star!! Sorry that it’s not exactly farm-fresh –  the debut episode of the chaotic, overly melodramatic crapfest that is Fashion Star was aired almost a WEEK ago — but I [...]

Recaps

Mini-Cap: Fashion Star

Hi, ‘Gasmi!! Bedbug here, checking in with the briefest, daintiest of recaps that will just graze the surface of the debut episode of the overproduced and overly dramatic craptacular known as Fashion Star. This minicap is wafer-thin, but I hope it whets your appetite for the extravaganza  of bullshit, histrionics, drama, condescending criticism, defensiveness and [...]

Recaps

American Idol 1 of 13 Voted Off…The Bigger They Are..

Hi ‘Gasmi, Bedbug here!!  I’m psyched that Flipit has asked me to recap tonight’s ep of AI. Although in the spirit of full disclosure, I gotta say that I’m blitzed on pain pills (courtesy of a root canal administered earlier today by my dentist, Dr. “Just a Little Pinch,” with all the compassion and tenderness [...]