Author: CathodeTube

Hi Gasmii. Please excuse any factual or identification errors in this minicap. I would check my facts, but, somewhat like Linda Evangelista, I don’t get out of bed to google for less than $10. Meet Quad. She’s got 4 things to prove. Tune in to the fullcap for whatthehell they are. Meet Kari: She has [...]

I see London, I hear TMI about these girls’ lady parts.

No ho is safe with Kim on the kase!

Voir les femmes stupides.

For a few blissful seconds, it was like Cribs.

Nothing happens in this ep. NOTHING.

Bruce Jenner shows up, making Penelope the 3rd biggest baby on the show, at least.

Don’t sing Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars can barely sing Bruno Mars.

Kim’s got a breast-monkey on her back.

In which we learn that rich people can be as stanky as homeless people.

Two Armenians and a Persian walk into a bar…

Walt turns 51; Skyler attempts a 5150.

Shut up, Dr. Drouche.

Like Farrah, but way sadder and less bratty.

There is freedom within, there is freedom without…

Little Audrey’s mommy, daddy and auntie have some issues.

I have no words that are not curses.

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

As I live and breathe, a babydaddy who is a real man.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

I told you that bitch crazy.

Somebody needs to shoot that grandma.

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Ever want to gut-punch that little shit at the office?

Alex has the mom bratty Lindsey needed.

Lindsey makes big plans, and the cameras leave before anything hits the fan.

I was hoping to see more people get their asses kicked.

Briana doesn’t deserve to be this understandably miserable.

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

Sometimes you cry from hormones, and sometimes you cry ’cause this sucks.

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Katie and Joey make a baby and an ep that feels much longer than it is.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

Mackenzie doesn’t want Josh to break his neck bull and bronc’ riding. So he tries to get a semi truck to do it instead.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

For Katie, there is only one college in the whole world, and it’s in the next state.

Two adrenaline junkies go for the ultimate rush of making a tiny human.

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)