Author: CathodeTube

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Barry gets a sign, and Brandi learns the true wackness of crack.

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

The exes seem to be getting along, except the ones who fall on each other’s heads.

Go cry, Emo Abe.

Knees are busted, teeth are chipped, big holes are dug in the sand.

Vinny is a brainless slab of beef, and Wes is a luckless pile of turkey.

In which one cast member reminds us why these people don’t have real jobs.

I have to assume that jumping into the water without any kind of surfactant would just make them wet and sticky. But I’ve never swum in the Dominican Republic. Maybe their water is special. Or maybe these people are just really, really slippery.

Honey is surprisingly slippery.