Author: Cherie

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have done much sooner. For some reason, Tanisha doesn’t understand this and seems to take Chuck’s side. I’m thinking Tanisha didn’t watch the damn season or she would know that the best time to put Chuck [...]

Season 10 Reunion is upon us already! Did this season fly by for you like it did me? Man there is so much to cover in this one sad reunion that I’m not sure we ……..what? 3 reunions? Seriously?  As I was saying we have a three part reunion to hash out all our grievances. [...]

This is it folks. The end of the line. For Season 10. Unless you count next weeks OMG Episode and the 3 freakin’ reunion shows. Now I have to admit that a lot of shit went down this season. However I still do NOT see the need for a 3 part reunion. Last season we [...]

The morning starts with these twits staring out the window at a lizard. If you find that odd, Rocky is outside up a tree. And asking for a beer from Bluto. Bluto starts to climb the tree, Rocky burps and throws her empty beer can on the ground and Bluto hilariously falls out of the [...]

Hello peeps. It’s been 2 weeks since the last episode so lets jump (tee hee) back in! We left off with Rocky and Bluto arriving home only to find some greased up skanks angrily awaiting them. Nancy starts yelling at Rocky, “Is you laughing at me behind my back?” Rocky denies it but Nancy starts [...]

I’m back bitches! As you may have noticed, my ass was MIA last week. But as luck would have it PlathAddict stepped in and took control of these ho’s and I am eternally grateful to her, although a little afraid I could be hit by a bus tomorrow and as long as she took over [...]

And…..we’re back. This season is flying by. Ok we start off with Bluto confronting Paula about last nights events. At first Paula tries to keep control of the situation but it becomes clear pretty fast that Bluto has turned a corner and is standing up to her. Bluto tells her that unless she apologizes it [...]

We begin with Jenn arriving home first to tell Stephanie what happened and what’s about to happen. Suddenly you see Rocky come flying into the house like a bat out of hell, up the stairs to her room to change and then out to the hallway where Jenn is. They square off, shove each other [...]

This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end. Oh and by the [...]

Time to rejoin the nut nuts again. Let’s see what’s up! We find the bitches still talking/screaming about Shannon putting Rocky in bed with Creepo Jerry. Charlie is pissed, Paula is pissed and Rocky is so pissed she’s crying. All Shannon can say is she put her in bed with him so she could be [...]

We join the girls this week as Valentina/Charlie Murphy, Stephanie and Paula are discussing the new roommate. Charlie warns that she better be chill just like Jenn or she doesn’t know what will happen. Two sentences in and I’m already irritated. Stephanie meanwhile starts telling a story about her being in the shower and feeling [...]

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

Here we go again gasmites. When we left off last week Snotwad/Janae was basically being bullied out of the house. Valentina had packed her shit in garbage bags and thrown it outside. Snotwad would try to drag it back in but Alicia and crew would just throw it back out. Snotwad has basically given up [...]

Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. [...]

Hello Gasmii, The BGC’s in the ATL!!!! Woo hooo!!!!! Ok now that I have that out of the way, welcome to Season 10 of the Bad Girls Club!! As usual we start off sometime in the future with a few girls oiling themselves up, taking off shoes and removing earrings. I smell a fight. Damn, [...]

Well finally! It’s time for the last installment of the Reunion From Hell. When we left off last week, Erika the Beast was straddling J-Bloat on the couch and telling her to stand up. Kinda hard to do with a beast cooter in your face. OMG I hope she had that nasty thing covered. When [...]

Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..  I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing [...]

It’s Reunion time y’all. Only this year we get treated to a three parter and I am so excited! As much as I love Tanisha, even I would have been ok with ONE FREAKING REUNION SHOW. However I have a job to do and I shall do it. Ugh. WE start off with lots of [...]

Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next week when they show the first of 3 reunions. Right now I am fully recovered but I have a feeling this episode is gonna bore me to tears. Let’s go see! We start off the [...]

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

Hello gasmites. As usual if I have a week off all hell breaks loose the next week. Aside from technical difficulties and illness there are things at work in the universe that have made me decide God hates me. So I am trying my best to tell you wtf happened on this episode, have it [...]

This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now. Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of. I’m sorry [...]

This week begins with a phone call from Pink Kitty dude telling Andrea that they missed them the day before. She explains that there was an “incident” at the beach. Cut to Mobama and Rima’s fight. He then tells her that basically they are lucky because he usually doesn’t call people back that blow him [...]

Hello my lovies! We start off this week with Fallen,J-Bloat and Mobama sitting around a table looking like hell. The end. Just kidding, Fallen suddenly jumps up from the table and flips over a chair and yells, I hate people.” Mobama looks at J-Bloat and asks why all the drama. J-Bloat explains to her that [...]

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Hello Gasmites! We join this weeks show with Blondie telling us that she and Christina are now getting along again but Rima tells us that Christina is psycho. Flip over to the other psychos and J-Bloat and crew are bitching about the new girl. Her Royal Bloatness says “she’s a 27 year old go go [...]

We start off with Rima, Erika, Blondie and Christina rehashing the events of the night before. Erika tells us that she and the 3 afore mentioned skanks are WINNERS and that Mobama, Falen and Julie are PABs. Punk ass bitches. Erika asks Blondie if she’s gonna turn into a PAB and she says yes. Because [...]

Ok so it’s week 2 and I haven’t quite got these bitches names down so stick with me here. As we left off last week, Char2.0 and Rima were fighting because Char2.0 said Rima was a dirty non bath taking bitch. The fight continues and no security steps in AT ALL and it only ends [...]

Welcome to BGC Season 9. As this next picture explains, we are here………. Please don’t tell me vampires are gonna be on the show. Cut to a girl on the phone who’s clearly disgusted with everyone. Her Mom’s advice is to be mature and don’t do anything stupid. In comes the other girls. The weave [...]

A moment of silence for the weave please.

It’s almost over.

No one will miss you.

The light at the end of the long vag…tunnel.

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Could it be? Can we be rid of the Twattles for real???

Satan would be ashamed.

The Twins are at it again. Nothing.

Lake Havasu is weeping.