Author: Cherie

Get your cooter off the curb.

Butt Hurt.

The return of Batshit!

Not even bleach could kill the stank on these skanks.

Easy come , easy ho.

Home again home again.

If crazy were these girls only issues, they’d be like family.

If you have a weak stomach, this is not the show for you.

There’s more insanity in this one episode than Charles Manson’s head.

Pelicans make fine eatin’.

When in doubt, kick in the production room door.

The skanks have migrated south for STD season.

It’s that time again! Time to take the cookies out of the oven! Oh and time for Love Games too! Where all the high end ho’s go.

So what we shall be doing here is I will try my best to capture the best moments from both shows before my Mom frees herself and this way I can do justice to a show that has turned out to be quite entertaining. And believe me, even though I have low expectations as well [...]

Ready for part two folks? Let’s take a peek at the last show of this seasons Bad Girls Club! Don’t give me the stink eye Mr. Man, you are the one who wanted this damn job!

Well folks. I thought it was over. I thought I’d escaped. But just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in! Ok so maybe that was a tad dramatic. Welcome to Love Games y’all!

It’s time for the reunion show y’all! As usual it is being hosted by Perez Hilton, who by the way is starting to look like a cockatoo with that hair. So for future reference I shall be calling him Cockatop. Let’s go see what craziness Cockatop can bring out on the Bad Girls Club Reunion! [...]

Well my dearies, it’s time to say goodbye to the skanks of summer. Well at least the ones on Bad Girls Club. Let’s jump right in and see if anything good happens before the reunion show! Too bad the bang didn’t involve a gun.

Hello Gasmi! We are back after last weeks cheesy clip show. Did you guys watch? Let’s go see what’s happening on Bad Girls Club! It’s the return of Midget! And whatsherface.

Hello my lovies! I’ve been a little under the weather and my doc suggested I stay away from anything that could induce vomiting so I had to hold off on seeing Batshit for several days. I am much better now so let’s take a peek inside Bad Girls Club!

Don’t faint people. I really did get this recap done in a timely manner. You see miracles do happen! Let’s see what’s up with the girls of Bad Girls Club!

Hello my peeplets! It’s time for another action packed adventure through the jungle that is known as Bad Girls Club so lets get to it!

Seriously? I have to do a mini recap on LOST NIGHT? That’s like working on Christmas Day!!! Ok it’s Bad Girls Club so I’ll make an exception. Seriously though, what the hell do you expect in this house? I remember back when I had standards, like a couple of years ago. Ok a decade or [...]

Last week on Bad Girls Club, Batshit continued to be a bitch, Ambeer freaked out about going to gay club and she ended up shoving Manly into a pool. Somehow this broke Manly’s ankle. Wimpiest lesbo I’ve ever known. Anywho, no one went home but they all hate each other so lets see who tries [...]

This week on BGC, Batshit puts itching powder in KlanBarbie’s bed. They still make that stuff? Batshit generally gets on everyones nerves and then Batshit and KlanBarbie kiss and make up. Literally. This pisses the other dingbats off. Looney gives us a history lesson. The twits go go-cart racing and unfortunately no one was killed. [...]

Hello peeplets! It’s that time of week again. Let’s go see who loses their shit this week on Bad Girls Club!

Hello my fellow addicts. Are you ready for another trip to the Bad Girls Club? Here we go!

Happy New Year Gasmi! I hope everyone has sobered up by now. On second thought, just in case this recap sux, bottoms up! If ya need another excuse to drink, here it is. This is Bad Girls Club!

Hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas/whatever holiday you celebrate. Mine was great. Except for all the relatives. Since Bad Girls is a repeat this week I thought I’d hold off on this recap until tonight. (That’s my story and I’m 60% sure it’s true) Let’s go review what happened last week on Bad Girls Club! [...]

Previously, oops, did I spell that wronged? Fuck it. Don’t care. In the last episode of Bad Girls Club Batshitalie tried to be the L.A. running alpha ho but ended up spending the night in a hotel because she smacked Kendra in the tater. Let’s take a peek and see what’s what this week!

Hello sweeties! It’s episode two of Crazy Bitches Gone Wild or as Oxygen insists on calling it Bad Girls Club. It seems we have a special person amongst the group who really thinks she “runs L.A.” Let’s jump on in to Batalie’s head and see what storms are brewing this week! Looks to me like [...]

It’s that time of year again kiddies! Bright colorful lights, red noses, silver wrist jewelry. Christmas you say? Nah, it’s time for the Bad Girls Club! Let’s see who gets snockered, arrested or generally injured in the mayhem that is the best show on tv!

OK folks, so here we are. At last we shall learn who will be the next Head Chef at the Araxi Hotel in Whistler, British Columbia. Ha! First we will have to relive all the hideous moments that came before but at some point, a couple of hours from now, we will know. Hopefully. Let’s [...]

It’s coming down to the wire folks. Four Chefabes left. I think Ramsay only has a handful of veins left that he can burst without dying so let’s take a peek and see what the final four of Hell’s Kitchen are up to. I want me Mum!

Hello Peeplets! This is late as all hell and I shall explain it all to you in a bit. For now let’s see what the Chefabes are up to. Be careful or I’ll raise my voice …or change my…pitch..or…something.

It’s week 2 of Dancing With The Stars and as Tom & Useless tell us, oh hell who cares what they say? Let’s get to the dancing!

Last week we were treated to two entire back to back episodes of Hell’s Kitchen so I decided to something different here and just cover then both in one recap. Besides, I’m lazy and I still have 2 hours of DWTS to do so it just makes sense. Let’s see what the Chefabes are up [...]

Hello sweeties! It’s night two of Dancing With The Stars. Tonight it’s the women’s turn to strut their stuff or bust their asses. Either way works for me. Let’s jump right on in. This guy needs his own spinoff.

OK folks. So here’s what’s gonna happen. It’s premier night of Dancing With The Stars. I know nothing of dance and have barely ever watched the show. Why am I recapping it then? Because it’s easier than self-mutilation. Let’s see who’s dancing tonight shall we? The night the Republican comeback stalled.