Author: ChickBomb

The bloodfeud continues…

The saga continues…

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

No really, this is the last one.

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

The post-showdown showdown.

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

Fashion showdown, part two.

Finale time!

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

The return of Dina!

Here comes trouble!

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Oh, and vineyard sex.

When in doubt…invoke the doughnut.

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

Put blood-fued on simmer, heat to a boil and then pour liberally on your enemy.

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

Alright dolls, now where did we leave off?  I was leaving the country in hopes of causing an international incident and – oh, wait, you mean housewives?  Huh. Well, then…a quick review of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean – this happens.  Do I need to say more? Well, the good news is, [...]

The latest in blood-feuds!

The leopard print calm before the storm…

Welcome to Real Housewives of New Jersey!  The first thing we hear is a jackhammer, and it’s accompanied by the Brown Smurf, resplendent in a wife beater.  He’s building a garage for all his equipment, including trailers.  But right now, “the backyard looks like a junkyard” Ter informs us cheerfully.  He regales her with images [...]

The showdown we’ve all been waiting for!

The royal wedding weekend continues.

Will there be a wedding showdown?

The wedding that Bravo built.

Welcome back to the Guidice car, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The stench of pork and sweat practically permeates through the television screen. And the anger…oh my, the Brown Smurf is not in a very friendly mood at all. He has transitioned to full on hatred for everyone Teresa is related to. Or [...]

This week on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, we start off in a car with Teresa and the Brown Smurf. Ter is of course driving his lazy ass. He is hard at work using every swear word imaginable to insult her family. Including her parents. Ultimately extending to his own parents. True to form, [...]

The End of the School Year Party vies for blood feud status.

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming fast and furious! THE SOLSTICE PARTY has now joined the club. And based on the events of this week, we will now have THE POOL PARTY in the mix. Also making a brief cameo this [...]